Chapter 1 – The Famous Plumber, Mario
Mario's Smash Support – Lucina
Inigo: "Why is Lucy fighting a man so hideous to the human eye? I mean, look at that mustache! And he could definitely lose some weight."
Nowi: "Hey, watch yourself! That's Mario, the most famous man in, like, history and stuff!"
Inigo: "Famous, eh?"
Nowi: "Yeah, he's beloved around the world! He's a really good jumper and he has a lot items that can make him transform with amazing powers, kinda like my Dragonstone! In Smash, though, he's pretty much an all-around guy. He can also shoot fireballs from his hand, though they aren't as powerful as my dragon breath!"
Inigo: "I don't care how beloved he is, he better not court my Lucy before I can!"
Lucina: "When did I become 'your Lucy'?"
Nowi: "Mario already has his own lovely princess, ya know."
Inigo: "Another princess, eh? Would you care to reveal the royal maiden's name, hmm?"
Lucina: "Inigo!"
Inigo: "Eep! My apologies!"
Mario's Smash Support – Robin
Robin: "Is that who I believe that is?"
Stahl: "Yep, that's Mario."
Sully: "Heard he's one helluva guy."
Stahl: "Yes. He's a really popular guy; everyone loves him. He has saved the world and a fair number of princesses plenty of times."
Robin: "His techniques aren't that impressive nor unimpressive."
Sully: "Still, Robin, don't underestimate him. That Mario Finale of his can catch you if you can't dodge quickly enough."
Stahl: "Yeah. Mario's pretty much an all-around guy, no matter what upgrades he receives."
Sully: "So average, huh? …Ha ha, damn! He's just like you, Stahl!"
Robin: *chuckles*
Stahl: "Yeah, that's right, Sully! Wait…hey!"
Look at me, starting another story while working on Exalted Princess, I Hear You, and that one obscure Smash Bros./Touhou crossover that no one gives a damn about. Anyway, as stated in the summary, this is based off the Palutena's Guidance bits when Pit performs his Smash Taunt (though I will still miss the codecs with Snake). I really liked a few of them, but this story was came into mind when I saw Chrom crash the party during Robin's. I had the idea of, "Hey, let's make a Fire Emblem version of Palutena's Guidance!" So here it is. I plan on doing one for every character, of course, and maybe some Assist Trophies and Pokémon. Each conversation will differ between Lucina and Robin, and some conversations will be different depending on the gender of the Robins. I hope you enjoy these short, cute chats. See you next chapter!