Monthly Friend
J.J.: Hey! J.J. here!
Shuichi: Shuichi here!
Yuki: …
Shuichi: And Yuki!
J.J.: This is also a Gravitation Fanfic; however, it has nothing to do with my previous Gravi Fanfic.
Shuichi: Yep! Totally different!
J.J.: Instead of the original love triangle, it's going to be a mixture of Chobits and Gravitation. I know you're thinking, what the hell? But, it's going to be so cool.
Yuki: This girl is out of her mind.
Shuichi: Yuki, be nice.
Yuki: -shrugs shoulder-
J.J.: It's alright Shuichi. Now, time for the disclaimers, no. I do not own Gravitation OR Chobits. Is that right, Yuki?
Yuki: I would believe so.
J.J.: Alright! Let's begin with the Fanfic!
Shuichi: Where's Littlekely?
Yuki: You guys are usually inseparable.
J.J.: She has a cold, and she's busy with dance practice.
Yuki: Do you do anything instead of sitting in front of a computer and gaining weight.
J.J.: I go to karate, do basketball, track, and watch little brothers (Is an extreme sport) Anything else?
Yuki: -sweat drops- No.
J.J.: Okay. Let's start with the Fanfic.
It is the year 2034. The world is populated with humans…and machines. These machines are called Persocoms. They look like humans, but they can never actually be human. They are the future of robotics and they are used daily by humans. Except for one. His name is Eiri Yuki.
"Shit, I'm so going to be late!" Yuki complained as he looked at his destroyed alarm clock. I must have been having a nightmare in order to do this to my clock. The offended clock was smashed to pieces and then ended up across the room. "Shit." Was all Yuki could say at this point. He didn't know if he was late or extremely late. He took the benefit of the doubt and thought he was extremely late. He rushed to put his clothes on and desperately tried to get enough food inside him to last him through the conference. Yuki ran out the door and bolted down the street. He saw Persocoms walking hand in hand with humans. This disgusted Yuki. They're just fucking machines. What the hell? He ran past a pawn shop and saw a flash of pink from the corner of his eye. He stopped running and looked into the pawn shop. He saw a male Persocom hanging from wires overhead the pawnshop desk. His eyes were closed and he wore bandages over his body. Yuki's feet didn't obey him and he began to walk into the shop walking towards the adorable Persocom that rendered unconscious. If it ever was conscious, Yuki thought. The pawnshop owner noticed Yuki's entry and saw his eyes upon the floating machine.
"You shouldn't take it. It's defective. Many people have returned it because it doesn't start by pressing the power button." The shop owner said. Yuki smiled. I almost forgot that thing wasn't human…What's wrong with me? "Do you still want it? I'm willing to give it to you have price." The owner asked.
"I don't want any Persocom." Yuki stated and walked out of the shop.
"You'll be highly disappointed." The shop owner sneered.
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Yuki finally arrived at the office and saw that the meeting was canceled. Yuki was extremely pissed. He wanted to put his fist threw something. Suddenly, the Persocom with the pink hair flashed into his mind. Yuki shook his head to remove the thought. What the hell is wrong with me? Since he had spare time, he decided to buy himself a new alarm clock since his old one would be resting in pieces. On his way to the department store, he looked into the pawn shop he passed and saw that the Pink Haired Persocom was being took down off display by the owner. Yuki walked into the pawn shop and the owner turned around.
"Perfect timing." The owner said.
"What? Is someone buying that thing?" Yuki asked.
"No, I'm giving it away." The owner said.
"Oh really? Who would want scrape metal?" Yuki asked.
"You will actually. I was told by the creator that he wanted you to have his last failed creation. He stopped by a few minutes ago, you missed him by a hair." The owner said. Yuki stared at the limp machine. What use could I have for that?
"I don't want it." Yuki said.
"You're actually very lucky. If you had to buy this, it would be expensive, even if it is broken." The owner asked.
"I don't want it." Yuki said firmly. The owner said nothing.
"Oh? Well you don't have a choice. You are going to take this Persocom and care for it." The owner commanded. Yuki's body began to move by itself.
"What the-" Yuki's arms picked up the Persocom bridal style. "What the HELL?! Why won't my body listen to me?!" Yuki yelled. Yuki's feet began to drag him out of the store. "You'll get yours old man!" Yuki called. Yuki was yelling the whole walk home. Now Yuki stared at the limp Persocom and contemplating what to do with it. I can't just throw it out. For some reason, my body won't let me. I would've done it in a heartbeat. I don't want a Persocom… Yuki looked at his hands and squeezed. It was incredibly…soft. Yuki crawled over to the machine and poked its face.
"Oh my god. It's almost human." Yuki said. He pocked, squeezed and felt almost all parts of the machine. All felt human and real. When Yuki looked at the Persocoms big ears he saw it. "Oh well, I was almost convinced. It has wires and a power button." Yuki said. Yuki pressed the power button and nothing happened. "Bastard gave me a defective Persocom." Yuki grunted. Yuki's eyes fell on the machines lips. Yuki blushed and then smacked himself mentally. What the hell is wrong with me? This is not cool. Yuki looked back at the Persocom and sighed. He looked around to make sure no one saw him do this. If no one knows, it won't hurt… Yuki swallowed and bent his head towards the Persocom. When he felt his breath bounce off the Persocom's face, there was a knock at the door. Yuki jumped. Fuck! Who the fuck is that? Yuki grunted and unwillingly walked to the door and opened it.
"Eiri! I missed you today!" Tatsuha said as he jumped on top of Yuki. Yuki grunted as he fell to the floor.
"Get. Out. Of. My. House. Now." Yuki commanded. Tatsuha didn't move. Yuki noticed how flushed his face was. "Plus you're drunk? Get the fuck out." Yuki commanded, pushing the man off of him.
"Come on! Don't be stingy!" Tatsuha slurred. His eyes met with the pink haired Persocom in the living room. Tatsuha's eyes grew wide. "I thought you weren't going to take any Persocom's!" Tatsuha said. Yuki got up and started to walk towards the machine.
"Some asshole dumped his broken mechanism on me. I don't know what to do with it." Yuki said standing in front of it.
"Why not throw it out?" Tatsuha asked, sneering. Yuki glared at Tatsuha.
"Don't you have somewhere to be?" Yuki asked, growing impatient. Tatsuha slapped Yuki's back with much force and made Yuki trip.
"You sly dog you!" Tatsuha said. There was no response. Tatsuha looked down and saw Yuki propped up.
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Yuki tripped and his face fell on something soft. When he opened his eyes, he was way to close to the Persocom's face. Yuki looked down and noticed he was…kissing it! Yuki turned blue. This was embarrassing even to Yuki. Yuki began to hear a whirling noise coming form the Persocom.
"You sly dog you!" Tatsuha exclaimed. Yuki's lips were still glued to the machine in shock. I just had a kiss with a Persocom. A machine?! Yuki almost jumped when he saw large purple eyes opening. Yuki removed his face from the Persocom and backed away. The Persocom sat up and faked a yawn. It began to search the room and its eyes landed on Yuki. It smiled and a chill ran up Yuki's spine. I can't believe this! The Persocom began to walk towards Yuki and Yuki backed into a wall. Shit. When Yuki turned around, he saw the Persocom inches away from his face. Yuki's breath was caught. The Persocom smiled.
"Master." Was what it said and planted a gentle kiss on Yuki's lips. Yuki blushed. Wha-What the hell?!
J.J.: How'd you like it?
Shuichi: It was so cool! I played the part of a machine!
Yuki: You're happy about that?
J.J.: It's a little stressful. I have to have disclaimers for 2 fanfics instead of the usual one. Talk about stress.
Yuki: Why don't you just make a sequel to your previous Fanfic?
J.J.: That's easier said than done. I'm not a famous writer like you Yuki. I have to first plan what the plot is for the next one. I thought of this one while I was writing my previous Fanfic and I thought it would be fun. You notice how Yuki is actually a little nicer in this one?
Shuichi: I noticed that too! If he saw me in a shop window, he probably wouldn't look twice.
Yuki: I won't look twice.
Shuichi: -running to J.J.- You're so mean Yuki! WAHHHHHHHHH!
Yuki: -sweat drops-
J.J.: I need some coffee. Or maybe some grey goose.
Yuki: You drink?
J.J.: Only sips. I am still a freshman in high school.
Yuki: Wow.
Shuichi: Review please!
J.J.: Yeah review! Also, review if you miss Littlekely! Review if you think I should add anything! Hell, just review! Bye!
Shuichi: Bye-bye!
Yuki: …
Shuichi: Yuki says bye too.