Old King Kai Had A Farm

by Sungazing

This idea was brought to life from a crazy dream. It is not to be taken seriously. Based on season 1.

Old King Kai Had A Farm

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And on his farm he had Bubbles

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With a Hoohoohoo hoo here

And a Hoohoohoo there

Here a Hoohoohoo hoo, there a Hoohoohoo

Everywhere a Hoohoohoohoo

Old King Kai had a farm

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Old King Kai had a farm

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And on his farm he had Gregory

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With a *chirp* *chirp* here

And a *chirp* *chirp* there

Here a *chirp*, there a *chirp*

Everyone a *chirp* *chirp*

Old King Kai had a farm

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Old King Kai had a farm

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And on his farm he had King Yemma

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With a WAAAGH here

And a WAAAGH there

Here a WAAAGH, there a WAAAGH

Everywhere a WAAAGH

Old King Kai had a farm

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Old King Kai had a farm

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And on his farm he had Goku

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With a Haaaaaaaa here

And a Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa there

Here a Haaaaaaaa, there a Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Everywhere a Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Old King Kai had a farm

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Old King Kai had a farm

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And on his farm he had Piccolo

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With a Grrr here

And a Grrrrr there

Here a Grrr, there a Grrrrr

Everywhere a Grrrrrrrrrr

Old King Kai had a farm

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