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'How do I get myself into these things?'

Link was currently standing in the middle of a random beach, holding a pink surfboard and watching Zelda sprinting in random patterns, laughing loudly and beckoning Link to join her in the water.

Normally, cartwheeling with a bikini-clad Zelda was right up Link's ally, but he had put up with her for a week now, and it was really starting to get old… fast.

It had begun we he and Zelda were walking in Castle Town, looking at the different shops. A certain store had caught Zelda's attention, one that made potions out of chu-jelly. She had waltzed inside, and Link agreed to provide the chu-jelly and money for whatever potion she wanted to purchase.

She finally selected a potion that was supposed to relieve stress and make you a more "fun" person. Link had some doubts, but Zelda pulled out that puppy face she knew he couldn't resist, so he bought her the damn thing, watching worriedly as Zelda chugged it with a sour look on her elf face.

And now, here they were, on a beach.

In the past week alone, Zelda had freed all of the royal horses, sang a song to the Zora leader when she was supposed to be signing a peace treaty, almost done a strip tease for the Hylian guards, and annoyed Link far beyond his limit, dragging him to random places and making him do crazy, wild things with her.

Link sighed as she walked to the water, calling him to bring the surf board. She didn't know how to surf, but he did, so she insisted her teach her how. It had taken quite a lot of begging and bribing.

But he had to admit, it was worth it, really. Zelda, under the effects of the potion, had become a lot more- ahem- freer with herself. It had taken all of Link's will to stop her from stripping for the guards.

She had dressed very scantily all week, and the improvements were nice. Like now, for example, in her golden bathing suit. Zelda was rather long and thin, her skin very pale and smooth. The bathing suit was particularly revealing, and Link was having a hard to time keeping from staring at her. Zelda either didn't notice or care. She waited impatiently by the water's edge, laughing at Link's annoyed expression.

Two Hours Later

Finally, after what seemed like forever, the damn princess could finally surf! She had laughed and giggled and flirted the whole entire lesson, aggravating Link to no end. Now, exhausted, Link collapsed on the hot sand, closing his eyes dejectedly. Zelda skipped to him, flinging water everywhere, dramatically flopping on the sand next to him. He sighed, trying to block out her loud laughter.

She finally stopped laughing, sitting up and staring at Link. He could feel her looking at him, but didn't open his eyes. Zelda's eyes ranked over Link's toned body, from his blond hair to his large feet. She noticed that he had a lot of scars, faded pink over his chest and arms. Unlike her, he was tanned all over.

Curiously, she ran her index finger over his hard stomach, where a particularly large scar was at.

Link's eyes snapped open at the contact, and he immediately sat up, yanking her hand away. She stared at him with wide blue eyes, questioning him. "Let's try to keep our hands to ourselves, okay there?"

He should've known better. After all, Zelda was a princess, very used to getting what she wanted.

"…Why?" Zelda reached over, tickling Link on the stomach, causing him to laugh and try to roll away. Finding his weakness, she jumped to her knees, tickling him as he tried to push her away. This proceeded until he finally grabbed both her arms, causing her fall. Right on him, as it would happen.

Neither breathed for a moment.

Link was thinking about the ass-beating her father was surely going to give him if he ever found out about this. And also… the feel of her chest against his. He could feel her heart beating through her thin bathing suit. It was going a million miles per second. 'Does she want me to let her go… or…?'

Zelda, on the other hand, wasn't thinking at all. The potion seemed to have that effect- no thought in the poor victim's head. Only the idea of fun. And right now, Link seemed fun to Zelda.

So, instead of awkwardly getting up like she would've a week ago, Zelda leaned down and pressed her lips against Link's roughly, tangling her fingers in his long hair and pressing herself against him.

It took a moment for Link to respond. Her lips were very soft, but pressed down so fiercely, it was a strange combination. After a moment, though, he did respond, locking his strong arms around her waist possessively and kissing her back. Zelda groaned her assent, almost purring at the rough contact.

It didn't really occur to her that she was basically grinding herself against him, and it didn't occur to him that he was doing the same. She could only feel his chapped lips against hers, and he could only feel her leg, pale legs twining themselves around his waist. It was pure instinct. No thought process.

Link, trying to obtain dominance, flipped Zelda underneath him, reconnecting their lips hurriedly.

Zelda was pleased at this new position. He supported most of his weight with his hands, but allowing himself to press against her lightly so she could feel him. Greedily, she let her hands explore his hard shoulders and torso, shivering in delight at the feeling of him touching almost every single part of her.

Of course, that was when the potion wore off.

Zelda, looking around groggily, gasped at what was happening, he brain finally catching up with her body. She sat up, looking at Link in alarm. He sat up too, staring at her in confusion, and then understanding. His face went bright red, and he looked at her apologetically.

Her face turned red, too, when she realized what she was wearing. She crossed her arms across her chest, looking Link in panic. He sighed, running over to grab a tunic from their beach bag.

While he was retrieving the clothing, Zelda remembered what she had done that week- singing to the Zora leader, stripping in front of the guards, molesting Link on the beach… "Oh, goddess, why?"

What she felt next was extreme thankfulness. All week long, with her crazy, fun-craving brain, she had been throwing herself at Link, practically begging him for trouble. And he had protected her from herself all week long, refusing to take advantage of her situation. 'He's such a good guy…'

Link was not as noble as Zelda was thinking, though. What he was thinking was this: 'I'm going to get some more of that potion as soon as possible…'

And he did.

End! Haha, so random, enjoy and review!