"What the hell is this shit?" Matt said, horror apparent on his face as he stared out the window.
Mello, without looking up from his notebook, shot back, "Frozen precipitation, otherwise known as snow."
"Well duh, I'm not a dumbass."
"You sure?"
"Ha-ha, asshole," Matt dragged the curtains back over the window and sat back down in front of the X-Box. "It's not even Halloween, for God's sake," he grumbled, continuing his battle against Kilik in Soul Calibur II. "I bet if you shaved Sage's head and tossed her in the snow, you'd lose her."
"Or better yet, you. You're pasty white ass would disappear faster than a snowball in an active volcano."
The cordless controller bounced lightly off the blonde's back. He turned around and shot an icy glare at Matt. He shrunk under his cold stare. "Three, two—"
"I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!" Matt screeched, putting his hands protectively over his face. "Don't hurt me."
"That's what I thought you said."
A/N: So I was searching through my documents on my laptop today and I found this! I'm not sure when I wrote it, but my guess was around the blizzard my area had last Halloween. xD Outlandish guess, right?
Hope you enjoyed!