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BEEP BEEP BEEP
The young blonde reached over and knocked over the alarm clock, causing it to fall to the Floor. Pieces scattered around the floor. "Damn it, un." He Sat up yawning as he grabbed his phone. "ugh" Sighing He Stood up and yelped. "DAMN IT, UN!" He Glared at the shattered remains of his clock for a few minutes before walking to his Dresser to grab his Uniform before heading to the bathroom
Sasori Walked into the high school as he saw the line to get your schedule. 'just great now I have to wait'
"Sasori!" he turned to see a blue haired girl running towards him waving.
"Hey Asshole." he sighed couldn't Hidan be quite for once in his life. "So Fucker have you got your schedule yet?"
"Would I be standing it line if I had." He Got really quite for a moment thinking about what the other had said then Laughed.
"guess you have a point Asshole, Hey Bitch You have Yours yet?" he turned to Konan eagerly. She nodded.
"of course Hi-dumb" She Teased waving her paper in the air. Sasori turned to leave not wanting to hear anymore but was cut off when he slammed right into a blonde male, or at least he thought it was a male he wasn't sure.
"Oh Ah Sorry, un." He Said rubbing the back of his head sheepishly reaching out a hand to help him up. "I guess I need To be more careful, un." the Red-head just shrugged it off and took the blonde's hand.
"I haven't Seen You here Before." The blonde Nodded And Smiled weakly.
"Yeah I'm New here, un" Just then Hidan And Konan Noticed their friends Absence and looked up before walking to join him
"Hey Asshole Who's this?" Hidan Looked the blonde up and down. "hey fucker, Your a guy right?" the blonde glared at him a moment before sighing and nodding.
"Yes, un"
"So Asshole Who Is this Fucker?" Sasori Sighed.
"I was About to find out before we were interrupted."
"Oh" Hidan Turned to the blonde again "So What's your Name Fucker?" The Blonde smiled a weak smile before awncering.
"Iwa, Deidara Iwa, un." he turned to get his schedule and moved out of the way not sure if he should leave.
Deidara Sighed 'Just Great I have Gym First'
"Hey Fucker Let Me See That" the Silver haired male grabbed the parchment from the blonde before grinning. "Guess what Fucker? We have Three class together! Come on" The Albino grabbed Deidara's hand and pulled him away.
"Wha- hey Wait um " Deidara stopped he still didn't know the male's name and he was being dragged off to what he hoped was his first class as the Red head and blue girl watched confused.
"It's Hidan fucker"
"un?" 'Hidan?' Deidara looked at the male and noticed he wasn't wearing a uniform but a pair of blue jeans and a black t-shirt.
"My Name's Hidan, Hidan Neko, Fucker" He Said Just before a student plowed into him knocking him to the ground"
"Are You ok Hidan San" Deidara Cried by The albino's side in an instances.
"Jashin Damn it, yeah I'm fine" Deidara nodded and helped Hidan up. "Ok lets go" he stated once he was up Deidara nodded slowly and soon they where on their way to class. "hey fucker why'd you move here?"
"What do you mean, un?" he asked looking up at the albino.
"Well this isn't the kind of fucking place jobs transfer people to just from, and it's damn not often someone moves here just for the heck of it Fucker." Deidara looked at hidan in shocked at what had come out of his mouth.
"You must have put a lot of thought into that Hidan San"
"Hell yeah I did"
RIIIIIIIIIIIING
"Jashin Damn it" Hidan Shouted dragging Diedara Down the hall and out to the track.
"Your Late Hidan" they looked up panting to see a purple female glaring at them. "Oh who is this" She said grinning "Your Girlfriend?"
"Jashin Damn it bitch Deidara's a guy, G-U-Y!" Hidan Shouted Glaring at The Female.
"Oh So he's your boyfriend" Her Grin Grew.
"Wha- Hell No bitch I just met the Guy" She laughed and pointed down at them. nervously Deidara looked down to see Hidan Was Still holding his hand. "What The Fuck Are You Ta-" He Yeld Looking down at his hand before quickly removing it, his face turning bright red "What the Hell are you Jashin damned heathens looking at!" He Shouted at the group of teens watching the conversation in aw. The purple haired woman turned to Deidara
"I'm Your Teacher Anko now then... Ten Laps The both of You!" Deidara sighed 'damn it, this is going to hurt like hell' he thought bitterly
"Yes Anko Sensei" he walked over to the track followed by a very annoyed Hidan. "this sucks, un"
(six laps later)
"Oww, un" Deidara said dropping down and rubbing his foot. Hidan was by him in an instence taking off his shoe to reveal Deidara's Cut foot bleeding.
"Jashin Damn it" Hidan Swore loudly As he looked at deidara's hurt foot. then he lifted Deidara up And Helped him to the nurses office. "Hey Shizune" Looking up she sighed
"Hidan What did you do this time" She Said rapping up Deidara's foot.
"Jashin Damn it, I Didn't do anything this time"
"Hey Hidan san"
"yeah Blondie" he looked up frowning at him.
"Blondie? oh never mind. who's Jashin, un?" Hidan Grinned At this Comment which caused Diedara to instantly regret it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Lunch, yeah)
Deidara sighed as Hidan Helped To a empty Table, ever since he had asked the Jashinist who jashin was That's all he had talked about he took him to his classes picked him up from them. he sat down and Hidan went to get them lunch when he was sure He couldn't see him he slammed his head on the table.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(rewind just a little)
"Hidan kun your late" the teacher glared at him as he ran into the room grinning
"Shut it Bitch I Tried to get here" He grinned walking over and sitting next to Sasori and Itachi. "hey Assholes"
"Hidan why were you late?" Itachi Rased a brow as hidan sat down watching quietly
"No Reason" he grinned. Sasori and Itachi shrugged it off as a random occurrence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Fast Forward to the end of class)
RIIIIIIIIING
"Later Assholes" Hidan yelled runnung out of the class grinning.
"What was that all about" Itachi asked confused. Sasori Shrugged and headed out the door into the loud hall.
"Maybe he found Kakuzu or someone else we haven't seen yet"
"hn"
"Wonder where Hidan Went" Itachi Just shrugged as they turned to enter the cafeteria just in time to see Hidan Help Deidara Sit Down before turning and running into the lunch line. the blonde watched him leave before slamming his head down on the table. "well that solves one problem" they walked over to the blonde "mind if we sit here?" Deidara looked up slightly.
"go ahead, un" before returning his head to the table.
"What's wrong with you?" Itachi asked calmly expression unreadable
"I Asked Hidan san who Jashin was, un."
"You poor soul" Deidara looked up at the new voice to see a tall pale blue male. "I'm Kisame Hoshigaki by the way" Kisame Grinned sticking out his hand.
"Deidara Iwa, un" Reluctantly the blonde stuck out a gloved hand for the taller male to shake. Itachi raised a brow but said nothing. Just then Hidan reappeared holding two lunches.
"I got you a lunch Deidara Chan" he said setting a tray in front of the blonde.
"Thanks, un" Hidan Grinned sitting across from the blonde grinning while sasori just staired amazed how close the to had seemed to have gotten so fast. "Wait What did you call me, Un?!" Never mind.
"I called You Your name Deidara Chan" Deidara just glared while Hidan and Kisame laughed. sighing the blonde gave up and looked down at his food.
"I Hate you, un" Hidan continued to laugh for a moment before he could finally comment back.
"Love you too Deidara CHAN" he laughed happily obviously enjoying tormenting the poor blonde.