'this goes here and that goes there?" Miroku thought as he suck his penis into his new wife. Miroku looked at Sango and she just look at him. Naraku had just been killed and they had gotten married, now it was time for the hard part. What to do next?
"Miroku what wrong?" Sango asked 'I mean he is the most experienced man at this I know right?' she thought as he moved forward into her. Sango felt a pain in her lower admen, "Miroku why is this hurting?"
"I don't know!" Miroku gave her a shaky laugh "Sango I never really done this before."
"wh…" Sango mouth dropped and she was astonished, "your a virgin?" Sango asked receiving a nod from her newly wedded husband. Sango laughed and kissed him, "I think your doing fine!"
"Ok" Miroku muttered and pushed all the way in. Sango screamed and Miroku yelled "Sango! WHAT'S WRONG!!"
Then Inuyasha and Kagome ran into the room. "Whoa!" Kagome yelled turning around.
"Miroku what's wrong with Sango?" inuyasha asked as he turned away, Miroku moved and Sango yelled again in pain, the yell made inuyasha and Kagome turn to face them.
"Miroku don't you know it hurt the first time?!" Kagome yelled walking out the room. Inuyasha walked out shaking his disappointment.
"and he's the lecherous pervert who use to be a womanizer. If he doesn't know what to do, who dose?" inuaysaha asked.
"ok back to businesses," Miroku said pumping into her. Miroku and Sango felt like they had gone to haven and back afterward.
"Miroku that was…" Sango was interrupted by Miroku saying.
"awesome? Amazing? The best thing in my life!"
Sango nodded, and added, "yeah for someone who didn't know anything about sex you good!"
Miroku smiled and said, "thanks…hey!"
FIN
this story isnt meat to be a good lemon it more on the funny side of it.
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