Lex Luthor is a ruthless bastard, who doesn't care about destroying others as long as he gets what he wants. Lex Luthor gets up very early in the morning and prepares two cups of coffee; one of them is loaded with milk and sugar, the hint of caffeine is just to give a sense of danger to the beverage, but honestly? the coffee is as bland as the person who drinks it.
Lex Luthor has no morals. Lex Luthor just wants more money, just because. Lex Luthor likes to feed the chickens at the farm while reciting poetry in latin. Lex Luthor buys two dozen tulips every week and blushes when he receives a kiss on the cheek in thanks. Lex Luthor would like to have two walking closets; one of them to house the suits that should go with size thirteen shoes. But instead, he has to put up with a closet full of off the rack suits and strangely designed ties; he just shakes his head and rolls his eyes at this annoyance.
Lex Luthor is worst than his father; a man with no soul. Lex Luthor's avarice is disgusting. Lex Luthor does not go to sleep until he hears the balcony glass door closes for the night. Lex Luthor can't recount the events of Warrior Angel issue #593 without his voice catching in an ill conceived sob. Lex Luthor likes to come up with a number of strategies for planting seeds for the harvest, even though he knows the farmer will not take his advice because he is a city boy.
Lex Luthor is incapable of love. Lex Luthor likes it when I fall asleep on his chest. He likes to pet my hair while we watch the news or cartoons. Lex Luthor likes to look at me for hours, since he finds me breathtaking, although I think he is wrong. Lex Luthor smiles a lot and it is a sight to behold.
Lex Luthor is the devil incarnate. I wish others would live in this so called hell, for I am gloriously happy.