If anyone wants to review, I will answer. Okay time for me to shuts it up. If there is anything in here you guys don't like I am VERY SORRY! Please do not hate me. Happy Readings! This chapter happened when Elena left for college but will skip to where they are in season 6 I think it is. I am not going to bore you all with everything. You will understand at a point in this story.

Ever since Elena burned down our house, we lived with Damon and Stefan but now she was leaving. And leaving Damon in charge of me. I just stormed up stairs and went to bed when Elena told me that she was leaving.

The next morning I woke up and went down to have breakfast. I saw Elena and she sat by me.

"Okay Jer. Damon promised to watch you while I'm gone. He will make sure your safe. If you need him or need something, tell him and he'll get it for you. I promise."

"Well then why don't I tell him I wish you were already gone?" She dropped her smile, got up from the table, and went to go see Damon I guess. I stayed at the table and slowly ate my breakfast, waiting for her to leave. She came back and hugged me. "Bye Jer. I'll miss you."

"Uh huh. Bye Elena." Then she left and closed the door behind her and I heard her car start up. Damon came running into the room.

"Okay. I told Elena I would take care of you, and I will. But there is a catch… or some catches. So listen up baby Gilbert. Rule #1, You do as I say, and I say to read this." He held out a pamphlet for me to see and then threw it in front of me, knocking the rest of my breakfast on the table. "Read it, memorize it, live by it. When you're done reading it, come summarize them to me. Then you need to go to school tomorrow. For now, I'm going to go… oh wait, that isn't your business is it?" He walked out of the room.

"Dick."

"Rule 4!" He called. I rolled my eyes and picked up the packet. I began to read.

Rule #1: You will do what I tell you, NO MATTER WHAT!

Rule #2: You will not be an ass to your sister, me, Stefan or anyone else I tell you to.

Rule #3: Don't stay out late on a school night, you will regret it.

Rule #4: No cursing.

I skipped to the end of the stack of papers to see Rule #30 at the end. Really? I was expected to follow that many rules? We'll see about that. I could handle four from DAMON SALVATORE, but 30? No way in HELL.

Rule #30: You will not change your hair colour to a stupid colour like blue, pink or red nor will you dye your hair a number of colours like red, white and blue. I wanted to run the paper through the shredder but knew that Damon might be smarter than that, why else would it be printed from a computer?

I read the rules and found that some of them were dumb. Like not skipping school. Being to school on time. Don't get expelled. Do your homework. Don't cheat on your schoolwork. Don't gamble. I threw the list to the floor and went to go see Damon.

I summarized it to him and he took a bunch of papers out after I finished. "You will write the whole list three times and then I will throw them away and print out ten copies. Post them to your room and then everywhere you look there will be at least one book stapled on your wall or where ever you go daily. Even the bathroom."

"Really?"

"You're a human. If I don't do that then you'll forget, we'll have to go over the rule, and you will regret it. Then you will wonder why and I will have to show you the ONLY rules list, book if you will, and you will complain that it isn't fair and I will ask why and you will answer that you had forgotten it. So yes, really." He smirked at me and handed me a pen, pencil and paper. "Now get to work, if they're not done by the end of the day I'll have you write the discipline list as well, even if I am going to do that anyway. Cause until then you can be an asshole as long as you wish." He shoved me out of his room. I wrote them and he did throw them away and had me write my 'discipline list' that was actually a pyramid of how he will punish me, with subcategories I might add, and then he posted them all side by side and of course he posted them on the back of my DOOR. When I left my room, I would definitely see it.

So tomorrow, I would be headed off to school.

(Sorry it's short but I have tests this week and the next week. I'm just happy I got to post this story and I also have other stories written. I just had to get this over with so I could write the next chapter of this story and post all the others. Please R&R. It would be very much appreciated.)