I have a dream and I plan to achieve it.
Money is my love and I am nothing without her.
I might sound a bit shallow or some will come across to me as a greedy crab.
To bad that is what I am and I really don't care what anybody has to say about me.
Ever since I was a young lad I have always lusted over money for as long as I could remember.
Money is what I need and it is the only thing that I find valuable to my life.
I now own a nice restaurant that has brought me to the successful man that I am today.
I only have one loyal employee and his name is SpongeBob Square Pants.
He has always been faithful to me yet I see him as my pawn in my game of chess.
Hired or fired he always sees me as a hero and he is the reason that I have a lot of cash.
Money talked to me before and I couldn't believe what they said to me.
It wanted me to spend it, I couldn't believe it.
My mom has always told me to save my money and I am not going to go against those wishes now.
I have pirate blood and I will never stop till I get enough booty.
I know this is wrong but this is the crab I grew up to be.
Nobody understands how valuable this is to me and frankly I don't want you to understand it at all.
This is my life and not yours if you don't appreciate this that is your problem and not mine.