Author: Hey everyone! Here's the story you asked for!
Sesshoumaru: Get on with it, human girl.
Me: You're mean. Maybe, I won't write about you.
Sesshy: Get on with it.
Only if you say the disclaimer.
FINE! This author does not own Inuyasha or any of the other characters.
Good job! Now on with the fic!
You have too much enthusiasm.
I know. Also, people no Inukag. My sister wants Inuyasha. So, yeah.
XOXOXO
WTAS 1: Invite random fan girls to play with his hair.
"Um…"Urvi (my twin sister) said.
"What human!" Sesshoumaru asked.
" I kinda invited some people to…um, mumbles something"
"Invited some people to what?"
"Didya tell him yet?" Inuyasha asked.
"I'm trying."
"Oh, well they're here."
"NOW! Geez, they're fast."
"Will someone tell me what is going on?"
"OMFG! They're behind you."
"Haha. Sesshoumaru is in for godknowswhat."
"SESSHOUMARU, WE LOVE YOU!" The fan girls cried.
"Shit."
"Better start running. They're after your hair."
"What do they want with my HAIR?"
"A piece of it, DUH."
Starts running.
"I'll get you."
Inuyasha and Urvi roll on the floor laughing.
Fin
WTAS 2:Stare at him continuously, no matter where he goes or what he does
(They're at my house, just so you know.)
"You know the world is a fluff hating place, right?" asked Urvi."Yup, no fluffy things allowed." He didn't notice what they said. They were silent for the first 15 minutes. A thunk! woke them from their thoughts. They all turned to see Miroku, his forehead resting on the table, fast asleep. Shaking their heads, they returned to their meal. All except Urvi. She began staring at Sesshoumaru. Inuyasha noticed this and his eyes grew red with jealously.
Urvi noticed this and gave him a look. She leaned over and whispered, "It's only to annoy him." She smiled at the "Hmph"-ing noise he made. She leaned in and gave him a fast kiss on the lips. She sat back in her seat. After a few minutes, she resumed staring at Sesshoumaru.
After about 5 minutes, he felt someone's gaze on him. Looking up, he saw the girl staring at him. Confused, he looked at his plate. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw her still staring. Careful for no one to see, he glanced across the table to look at Inuyasha. He saw that his eyes were red and Sesshoumaru gulped. 'Oh boy...' he thought. Coughing nervously, Sesshoumaru shifted around in his seat. Keeping his gaze on his plate, he was still aware of her stare on him.
Looking up again, he watched the girl watch him intently. Taking a deep breath, he stood up, took his plate into the kitchen, and put it in the sink. He snapped his fingers and Jaken came as soon as he did and started washing the dishes. Walking back into the living room, he felt the girl's gaze upon him once again. He also saw Inuyasha looking like he wanted to pull his insides out.
"STOP STARING AT ME!" he yelled and ran out of the room. Urvi snorted and broke into laughter.
Fin
WTAS 3: Watch him do jumping jacks with one arm, tell him that they are a magic to regrow the arm
Hey, Sesshoumaru.
Yes?
Do you want to regrow your arm?
Why?
Because, I know magic to regrow you arm. Shows him how to do a jumping jack.
Like this?
Yup.
A few hours later…
Why is Sesshoumaru doing jumping jacks? Kagome asked.
I don't know, Urvi said innocently.
Sesshoumaru, why are you doing jumping jacks?
You mean its not magic to regrow my arm?
Bursts into laughter.
No!
Sesshy screams in frustration, and runs away.
What happened to Sesshoumaru? Inuyasha asked doing jumping jacks.
Fin
WTAS 4: Cuddle his fluffy tail.
Human girl, what are you doing?
Cuddling your tail.
Why?
'Cause it's fluffy.
Go cuddle the mutt's tail.
He doesn't have one.
Leave my precious tale alone.
Raises eyebrow.
Your. Precious. Tail.
Yes. Now leave.
No.
Screams in frustration.
Bye, Fluffy.
Fin
WTAS 5: Make random insults.
Hello fluffy-sama!
Hello.
Ewwwww. Eye liner!
What?
You have tacky clothes!
I do not!
Fur is so out of season!
It is not. It said so on your inter-box thing.
You look like Inuyasha!
That half-breed? No!
I can beat my siblings!
Shut up! I am the all powerful Sesshoumaru.
All powerful? You've been chasing Naraku for how long?
Hmph!
Hahahahah! You lost to your little brother!
I did not!
Did you dye your hair?
That other girl did…
Oh where oh where could my fluffy be, oh where oh where could he be . . .
Quit!
Aww, what an adorable little puppy, wuppy.
I most certainly am not a puppy.
I have Tetsusaiga and you don't. (Hold up sword from toy store)
AHHHHHHHHH!Runs away and faints.
Fin
If you guys have any ideas, I'm open. 'Cause writers block is a bitch.