Author's note. Just something silly I thought up, matching songs to Transformer characters. I'd love some suggestions for other drabbles, please suggest them.

Thanks.

I don't own the song Me, it belongs to its owners.

Enjoy and please review.

Animated Optimus and Megatron.

Optimus backed away from the advancing Decepticon, who was smirking in a way that didn't promise the Autobot anything good. He was unfortunately separated from the rest of his team. He wasn't sure who was fighting who but knew that each member of his team was fighting at least one Decepticon.

And lucky him, he got to fight Megatron, the ultimate slag maker. Although funnily enough, the large grey Mech had been acting rather oddly lately. He kept giving Optimus strange looks that Optimus had no idea what to make of.

"Give it up Megatron, there's no way you can win," Optimus now cried out defiantly as Megatron advanced.

He saw Megatron smirk and knew he must be just a few moments away from some gloating speech about how pathetic Autobots and organics were. But Optimus was utterly shocked by what did come out of Megatron's mouth when he opened it.

"You've been dreaming, just one dream,"
"Nearly all your life,"
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:"
"Will you be a wife?"

"What in Primus's name?" Optimus thought dumbly as Megatron continued.

"Will you be some he-man's property?"

"Uh," Optimus replied but Megatron was already singing.

"Good news! That he-man's me!"

"I don't..." Optimus tried.

"This equation, girl plus man,"
"Doesn't help just you,"
"On occasion, women can,"
"Have their uses too,"
Mainly to extend the family tree,"

Megatron now gave him a very roguish wink.

Pumpkin, extend with me!

"Did he just call me pumpkin," Optimus thought dimly.

"We'll be raising sons galore,"

"Inconceivable!" Optimus mumbled.

"Each built six foot four!" Megatron sang.

"Unbelievable!" Optimus muttered.

"Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!" Megatron boasted proudly.

"I'm not hearing this!" Optimus said dazedly, wondering if this was a dream.

"You'll be keeping house with pride!" Megatron continued.

"Just incredible!" Optimus said, glancing about in case anyone was watching.

"Oh so gratified," Megatron said, coming even closer to Optimus who was steadily backing away.

"So unweddable!" Optimus thought desperately.

"That you are a part of this idyllic scene," Megatroncontinued, unperturbed before suddenly gesturing into the distance.

"Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, "
"my latest kill roasting over the fire,
"my little wife massaging my feet, while"
"the little ones play on the floor with the dogs."
"We'll have six or seven!"

"Dogs?" Optimus questioned.

"No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me!"

"Imagine that!" Optimus coughed.

"I can see that we will share,"
"All that love implies,"
"We shall be a perfect pair,"
"Rather like my thighs,"

Optimus shuddered as Megatron thrust his body towards him.

"You are face to face with destiny!"
"All roads lead to..."
"The best things in life are..."
"All's well that ends with me!"
"Escape me? There's no way,"

Optimus was trying to sneak away without success.

"Certain as "Do, Re,"
"Belle, when you marry..."

Megatron paused and said smugly.

"So Belle, what would it be?"
"Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?"

Optimus paused, thinking of an answer.

"I...I just don't deserve you!" he said finally.

"Who does?" Megatron declared before bawling the very last word of the song.

"ME!"

"But thanks for asking," Optimus said sardonically before transforming and driving for it.

Author's note. I hope you liked this small bit of silliness, there may be more in the future.