A/N: I bet this has been done before but…I just had to. If you haven't seen the movie, I don't think you'll get it. Patrick Swayze played the main character in Dirty Dancing, and he played Darry in The Outsiders, so I wanted to make that little joke. Hardy Har-Har, I am just that witty.
I don't own the Outsiders. That would be S.E. Hinton.
(P.S: Does anyone else think that if Stephanie Meyer and S. E. Hinton got into a giant author cat-fight, Hinton would kick Meyer's ass? No? Just me? Okay then…)
Chick Flicks
I swear, only Ponyboy could possibly want to watch this movie. Ponyboy and a billion girls. Not us though—no, that was for sure. Not us.
The gang was sprawled across the Curtis's living room. Darry was in the armchair, trying to pay as little attention as possible to the song as the movie came to an end. Two-Bit's eye was twitching as he stared blankly at the screen. Sodapop was laying upside down with his head hanging off the sofa and his tuff hair dragging on the ground. Dally was banging his head against the wall. Steve looked like he wanted to strangle Pony. Couldn't blame him.
See, Ponyboy had insisted we have a "gang bonding night." We all agreed, thinking—I suppose—that they'd get some free shots out of it and maybe a good poker game. Well, naturally, Ponyboy decided we were "ALL GONNA WATCH A MOVIE!!!" (Yeah, he sort of yelled it). I, Johnny Cade, said nothing to this. But the gang groaned. Pony had a habit of picking, well, chick flicks. Yeah. I know.
But no one expected this—Ponyboy frickin' Curtis chose possibly the last movie anyone could ever possibly want to watch.
…Dirty Dancing.
Yeah. I know.
Two-Bit finally came to his senses as the credits rolled off. "Hey Johnny," he said real sweet, "How 'bout you show me some of your moves?" He batted his eyes. I shared a name with the main character. I knew Two-Bit wouldn't leave that alone. Oh, dear God, I will kill Pony.
Other than Two-Bit, no one moved. No one said a thing. I think we were all in shock at that. Pony looked up at us and said the one thing I'd been thinking the whole movie.
"I think that main guy kinda looks like Darry."
Mkay, so the disclaimer was longer than the story…that's cool…Please Review. Flames are cool, though I'm not sure what there is to flame in a one-shot w/o Mary Sues of any kind