I figured the next victim should be Utau…enjoy.

"20 Ways To Tick Off Utau"

1. Put a few drops of colored dye in her shampoo and laugh as she screams about her hair being ruined. I recommend a few drops of red for a nice pink.

2. Say Hannah Montana called and she wants her wig back.

3. Give her a kitten that has a thing against blondes (no offense to those of you who are), and watch as it claws her face off.

4. Set her up on a date with "Ikuto," when it's really Kukai.

5. Put "I SUPPORT AMUTO" posters all over her room with hot glue.

6. Play pretend with an Ikuto and Amu plushie in front of her. Make plenty of kissing effects!

7. Clear her closet and put hooker clothes in it instead.

8. Ask her if she plans to follow in Britney Spears footsteps.

9. Dump rotten fish on her and watch as she's chased by the local alley cats.

10. Put Amuto pictures up on the walls, on her desktop, and in her diary.

11. Say she has a big butt and that Ikuto would never want her, then watch as she exercises herself to death.

12. Go to one of her concerts and strategically place a large vat of water over the spot where she'll be standing.

13. Say that she's like a lemon; sour and painful on the eyes!

14. Say that Amu is cuter with Ikuto, and that she should go with Kukai.

15. When she asks why, say "you need to learn to love yourself; you're both loud, obnoxious, and stubborn as hell."

16. When Halloween comes, bring her a sailor moon costume and tell her she has the hair for it.

17. Take the time to make her an Ikuto plushie, but forget to mention all it ever says is "Utau is a nut," "Utau is fat," "Utau needs anger management," and "Bitch you crazy!"

18. When she character changes to Lunatic Charm, pull out your cell phone and tell the local asylum you have one of their escapees.

19. Invite her to meet Ikuto at the big cat house, then shove her into the lion's den when it's feeding time.

20. Show her this list and run like the wind!


Dragonlover71491: This was fairly simple to do.

Utau: (In Lunatic Charm transformation)

Dragonlover71491: Oh boy, read and review. Wah Utau! Don't hurt me!