Happy April Fools Volturi!
Jane'sPOV:
I am sooooooo happy right now. Wanna know why?
I JUST PRANKED CAIUS IN THE THRONE ROOM!
(Flashback)
Let me explain my evil plan. I went to Home Depot, got a bucket of glitter. The idea was to put all of that glitter in a bucket mixed with white paint(that gets off! But I know he's gonna throw a hissy fit. I'm so evil \:-). Then I snuck into his room with the help of Athenodora, who wanted to be in the fun and replaced his shampoo with black hair dye. To add up to the fun, we put white hair dye in his conditioner. So when he comes out, he'll look like an emo.
Moving on to Aro, me, Felix, my brother Alec, Demetria and Heidi called the Cullen and asked if they wanted to be in the fun. Of course they accepted. With the permission of Sulpicia, Aro's wife. First, we made sure his shampoo had Caius's hair colour. Then we put purple hair dye in his conditioner, which would give him the resemblance of a weirdo. Sulpicia asked the Cullens to prank call him saying there are newborns in Seattle and that Victoria has a secret crush on him.
Time for the ultimate test.
When Caius walked into the throne room the entire bucked fell on him. After he looked up, he nearly looked like a tomato, which is pretty strange for vampires. When he went to take a shower, Felix and Alec crept up behind him and pushed him into a fountain in the throne room.
After he went to take a shower, we couldn't stop giggling. After 25 minutes we heard a HUGE scream when Caius flashed downstairs. His hair looked so emo We were laughing our butts off. Athenodora affectionately ruffled his hair, laughing and telling him that its wasn't really permanent.
"I cannot stand this my queen! I want this….colouring off of me this instant!" We were right. He would pitch a hissy fit.
Next, is you dear master Aro!\:-)
First we got the Cullens to tell Aro that Victoria was in love with him and that newborn army was back with Victoria alive. But what Aro doesn't know is that everyone in this castle knows that Aro always takes a bath. Our source? Dear queen Sulpicia. She LOVES pranks, which is a new statement about her, I guess. Well, while we are waiting for him to come down, we heard a scream that pretty much blew EVERYONE'S eardrum off. Next thing we see is Aro flashing down the looked
HILARIOUS!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He looked so much like Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter. EXCEPT HE HAD PURPLE STREAKS IN HIS HAIR!
Sulpicia did the same as Athenodora. She walked up to Aro and ruffled his hair. "Aro dear it will come off in 3 months you know. Now, what is this fuss about Victoria in love with you?" our Queen demanded angrily. Aro started to splutter and cough until he said that he had traced the call to the Cullens. I then brought a very angry and hissy Caius down where we all wished them a happy April fools!