THE STEVE AND SODAPOP SHOW!!!
Steve: Disclaimer for this show is...
Soda: HEY! Why do you get to do the disclaimer on our first show?
Steve: Because I'm Steve.
Soda: So what? I'm Soda!
Steve: I'm STEVE!
Soda: I'm SODA!
Lexi (AKA me): Hey! You guys! We're on the air! Get along!
Steve: Disclaimer for this...
Soda: Hey! No! Me! Do! Disclaimer! Now!
Lexi: Soda! Steve! Stop! Steve gets to do the disclaimer first!
Steve: HA!
Soda: *pouts* fine…
Steve: Disclaimer for this show is…
Soda: I-I have one more problem…
Lexi and Steve: What?!
Lexi: Soda, we only have so much time for the show.
Soda: I know, but why is the show called STEVE and SODA? Can't it be SODA and STEVE?
Lexi: Soda! Just don't worry about it! You can do the disclaimer next time, ok? Ok!
Soda: But…
Lexi: Shush!
Soda: But…
Lexi: Hush!
Soda: But Lexi…
Lexi: Soda, just hush!
Soda: ok
Steve: Anyway! Disclaimer for this show is that…
Soda: Um, excuse me? *slowly puts hand up like he's in school*
Lexi: *groans* What Soda?
Soda: Why does Steve get that chair? The side of my face that's showing is drier than the other, and I want to look good for the first show.
Steve: Oh for the love of….
Lexi: Steve! Ok, switch chairs then.
*Steve and Soda switch chairs* Soda: Thank you!
Lexi: Alright, let's get on with it
Steve: Disclaimer for this show…
Soda: I'm sorry but…
Steve: *jumps off chair and throws arms up* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Lexi: Steve, calm! Happy thoughts. What now Soda?
Soda: For my first two problems you took Steve's side and when we hang out in general you take his side too, why?
Lexi: Why do I take Steve's side?
Soda: Yeah.
Lexi: Well in case you didn't get the memo, I LOVE STEVE! My username is STEVE RANDLES WIFEY. My fanfiction profile is all about Steve.
Soda: I…still don't understand how you could love Steve more than me. Everyone loves me!
Steve: You just can't take it that one girl took me instead of you.
Soda: But I'm as hot as a movie star!
Lexi: Ok, ok, ok. Let's just do the show you guys!
Steve: *sits back down* Disclaimer for this show is that 'The Outsiders' belongs to the one and only S.E. Hinton. Thanks for joining us, I'm Steve.
Soda: Wait, so Steve gets to say the disclaimer and thanking the readers for joining and say his name first?!
Lexi: *shakes head* Soda, can we please just do the show and you can do everything first on the second episode…*mumbles* if we can even get the first one done.
Soda: Alright.
Steve: Dis…
Lexi: No, don't even do the disclaimer…just do the show please.
Steve: Ok, I'm Steve!
Soda: And I'm the one and only very wonderful yet unappreciated Sodapop Curtis
Lexi: *holds back comment*
Steve: Today we…we…we…goddamnit Soda, with your complaining I forgot what we were doing today!
Soda: Looks like your man ain't that perfect huh?
Lexi: Shut it Soda. Apparently only half of your face is perfect today.
Soda: Harsh!
Lexi: Tuff! Today we're talking about Socs.
Steve: What about them?
Soda: How incredibly dumb they are!
Lexi: Yes, that.
Soda: So today we're talking about Socs! They are incredibly dumb! There, show over!
Lexi: No! We need to tell the reasons!
Soda: damn!
Steve: They think they're too good!
Soda: Too good to what?
Steve: Too good for anything!
Soda: Well…we're too not good for anything, so there! Take that Socs!
Steve and Lexi: *stare*
Steve: Ok, moving on. They think jumping is fun!
Soda: But…it is…*gets up and jumps around* I'm a bunny! Give me a carrot!
Steve: No Soda, they jump us greasers.
Soda: Oh my god, they jump on us! That's so rude!
Steve: Oh my…are you kidding?
Soda: What? You think it's not rude?
Steve: Soda, it means they beat us up.
Soda: Well…I knew that, pshh.
Steve: Uh huh, sure.
Soda: Oh and they're so poor!
Steve: What?
Soda: You know, they are so low on money it's like they live in boxes. Lame!
Lexi: *rolls eyes* Wow
Steve: Soda, they're rich.
Soda: What?! They are so selfish! They're too good, they jump on us, AND they're rich now?! I HATE SOCS!!! *tons of bleeps go off while Soda storms off backstage*
Steve: Um…what now?
Lexi: Let's end this show.
Steve: But…it was really short.
Lexi: No it actually ran out because of Soda's constant complaining.
Steve: Oh…
Lexi: Well, do the closing!
Steve: Oh, right! Thanks for joining us on the Steve and Sodapop Show! Please review!