Jamie tries something new Part 1 (The set up aka introduction))
By Raynos
Disclaimer: Zoids not mine...Tomy owns them practically.
Wanted to try out some humor in Zoids so I decided on Jamie trying out something new...
One last thing to some people. I'm a girl.
It was midday and little activity was happening at the Blitz Team base. There were no scheduled battles for
the day so the Blitz Team was doing there owns thing, most of them. Bit and Leena were arguing over
yesterday's battle.
"Why did you do this Bit?" She yelled at the blond guy.
"Well it seemed funny at the time..." Bit said turning his head from her.
"Spray painting 'Bit wuz here' and 'Liger Rocks!' on my Gunsniper is not funny!"
Bit snickered. "You should be proud of that Leena. Getting an autograph from the best Zoid fighter is a
honor."
"A honor? Ha!"
"Well I think it's a honor..."
Brad was relaxing in his room. He yawned and put his hands behind his head. "Quite relaxing when you're
away from Bit and Leena's arguing." He closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Jamie was tuning up his Raynos. The boy pulled his upper half up from the cockpit and wiped the sweat
from his forehead then laid his tools down. "That should do it." He then closes the cockpit and rode down
to the ground. "When there's no battles it gives me time to tune the Raynos up." He then left the cargo bay.
Jamie was walking down the hallway when he heard two familiar voices.
"Leena it's my chicken get your own!"
"You stole that from me!"
"It was in the refrigerator with no name on it so I could take it!"
"Give it!"
"Get your own!"
"What did you say?!"
"Get your-"
The sound of a punch then someone falling was heard.
Jamie peeked his head into the kitchen. Leena walked past him, munching on some chicken. Bit was lying
on the floor with a red cheek.
"Taking Leena's food huh Bit?" he asked as he walked in.
Bit stood up and rubbed his face. "It wasn't her food....man! He's got a good right hook.."
"You shouldn't mess with a girl who has a short fuse...." He said as he pulled out a can of soda to drink.
Bit continued to rub his face. "Maybe..." He stopped rubbing and looked at Jamie. "Speaking of girls when
was the last time you were on a date?"
Whatever soda that was in Jamie's mouth was suddenly sprayed out on the floor. "D-date? Where did that
come from?"
"Suddenly thought in my brain. So when was the last time?"
"Uhh I..." He turned his head from Bit. "never.." he muttered.
"Never!?" He put his right hand on Jamie's shoulder. "What kinda guy are you? A guy your age should
have been dating long ago! What's stopping you?"
"Uhh I haven't found the right girl to ask."
Bit pushed Jamie back, causing the kid to fall. "Since I have nothing better to do I'm gonna set you up with
a date."
"Date?...are you nuts!?"
"Maybe. Hey! Put on you best..umm shirt and shorts and get your Raynos mobilized cause I'm going to
hook you up with a pretty girl."
Jamie just stared. After a few seconds he finally spoke. "Bit I'm not sure about.."
Bit pulled Jamie up and dragged him out of the kitchen. "This will be fun Jamie."
"Your definition of 'fun' is different from mine..."
I know that was short but the good stuff starts next chapter this was only the beginning
By Raynos
Disclaimer: Zoids not mine...Tomy owns them practically.
Wanted to try out some humor in Zoids so I decided on Jamie trying out something new...
One last thing to some people. I'm a girl.
It was midday and little activity was happening at the Blitz Team base. There were no scheduled battles for
the day so the Blitz Team was doing there owns thing, most of them. Bit and Leena were arguing over
yesterday's battle.
"Why did you do this Bit?" She yelled at the blond guy.
"Well it seemed funny at the time..." Bit said turning his head from her.
"Spray painting 'Bit wuz here' and 'Liger Rocks!' on my Gunsniper is not funny!"
Bit snickered. "You should be proud of that Leena. Getting an autograph from the best Zoid fighter is a
honor."
"A honor? Ha!"
"Well I think it's a honor..."
Brad was relaxing in his room. He yawned and put his hands behind his head. "Quite relaxing when you're
away from Bit and Leena's arguing." He closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Jamie was tuning up his Raynos. The boy pulled his upper half up from the cockpit and wiped the sweat
from his forehead then laid his tools down. "That should do it." He then closes the cockpit and rode down
to the ground. "When there's no battles it gives me time to tune the Raynos up." He then left the cargo bay.
Jamie was walking down the hallway when he heard two familiar voices.
"Leena it's my chicken get your own!"
"You stole that from me!"
"It was in the refrigerator with no name on it so I could take it!"
"Give it!"
"Get your own!"
"What did you say?!"
"Get your-"
The sound of a punch then someone falling was heard.
Jamie peeked his head into the kitchen. Leena walked past him, munching on some chicken. Bit was lying
on the floor with a red cheek.
"Taking Leena's food huh Bit?" he asked as he walked in.
Bit stood up and rubbed his face. "It wasn't her food....man! He's got a good right hook.."
"You shouldn't mess with a girl who has a short fuse...." He said as he pulled out a can of soda to drink.
Bit continued to rub his face. "Maybe..." He stopped rubbing and looked at Jamie. "Speaking of girls when
was the last time you were on a date?"
Whatever soda that was in Jamie's mouth was suddenly sprayed out on the floor. "D-date? Where did that
come from?"
"Suddenly thought in my brain. So when was the last time?"
"Uhh I..." He turned his head from Bit. "never.." he muttered.
"Never!?" He put his right hand on Jamie's shoulder. "What kinda guy are you? A guy your age should
have been dating long ago! What's stopping you?"
"Uhh I haven't found the right girl to ask."
Bit pushed Jamie back, causing the kid to fall. "Since I have nothing better to do I'm gonna set you up with
a date."
"Date?...are you nuts!?"
"Maybe. Hey! Put on you best..umm shirt and shorts and get your Raynos mobilized cause I'm going to
hook you up with a pretty girl."
Jamie just stared. After a few seconds he finally spoke. "Bit I'm not sure about.."
Bit pulled Jamie up and dragged him out of the kitchen. "This will be fun Jamie."
"Your definition of 'fun' is different from mine..."
I know that was short but the good stuff starts next chapter this was only the beginning