OI OI mates how are you doing today? Lets give this story some bollocks.
A young boy was walking down the street when all of the sudden a cat with a sword and pirate outfit approached him.
"Hey boy do you want to play a game."
"I need an adult."
"I am an adult."
"Okay then come with me to my van... I mean ship."
"Oh boy this is gonna be fun!"
It was not fun. I should know because that boy was me...