I: Who I am

Hi. My name is Taylor. Taylor of Hell. I am 14 years old. 14 is my lucky number. This is because I was born on January 4, 2014. I would have liked to be born at 10:14 or something, but I was born at around 3:45 in the morning. I like to eat ice cream and chocolate. I love the way ice cream melts in your mouth and it's so cold! Same with chocolate, but chocolate is sweeter than cold. My friends ask me why I don't like cotton candy, and it's because one time I went to the fair and got a stick of cotton candy. When I took one bite, I immediately felt nauseous. I went to the restroom and puked. When I came back I was worn out, but still wanted to taste it because my buds somehow missed the taste. It was real sweet. I wanted more but it melted. My friends are all like, "cotton candy doesn't melt!" or "you're totally lying!". But I'm just saying what happened. If you sorta like me, read on. If you don't, stop and have a look at the other stories there are on this website. My favorite song is "Kill Everybody". It's by Skrillex by the way. Unfortunately, my parents think it's terrible, but it is dubstep, after all. All that's wrong about dubstep is that it is real loud. Wonder why grown-ups hate it. My favorite sport is soccer. One time, I juggled my soccer ball 234 times! Not kidding! I don't know how, probably luck, but I might have counted wrong somewhere. Now you're probably thinking, "woah, this girl is DEFINITELY lying to my face." Still, just saying what happened. Finally, my favorite color is red because red is the color of a maple leaf. In fall, I mean. Or autumn. Because the maple leaf is the logo of my favorite game, MapleStory.