I Want Revenge (to the tune of Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae)
Point of view of Opal Koboi
It's been a really, really messed up year, that human Artemis Fowl and his giant manservant Butler
Are ruining everything, they put me in a coma for like eleven precious months
La, la, la I hate them, La, la, la it really matters
La, la, la I'll kill them, La, la, la
I'm going to get them tonight, tonight I'm going to kill Artemis Fowl and Co.
Tonight, tonight, bring me a box of my favorite truffles
I'm so going to make it, so there's no need to fake it
It's a fight, a fight, tonight, tonight
I woke screaming "revenge, revenge," not sure how to get it but they're going to regret it
I'll kill my worst enemies, that Recon captain Holly and that stuck of centaur Foaly
La, la, la I hate them, la, la, la, it really matters
La, la, la I'll kill them, la, la, la
I'm going to get them tonight, tonight, I'm throwing Arty and Holly to a pack of trolls
Tonight, tonight, bring me a box of my favorite truffles
I'm so going to make it, so there's no need to fake it
It's a fight, a fight, tonight, tonight
You've got me screaming like Oh my Frond, It's really happening Oh, my Frond make me dinner
Oh, my Frond I want truffles, Oh, my Frond I'm such a genius
Just don't stop, let's keep the shuttle flying, keep the shuttle up, let's shoot their ship down
It's my plot, it's going to work perfectly, I'm so brilliant, don't look at my skin
Just don't stop, let's keep the shuttle flying, keep the shuttle up, let's shoot their ship down
It's my plot, it's going to work perfectly, I'm so brilliant, don't look at my skin
It's me, me, me and I'm so beautiful and it's Holly Short and she's so hideous
And don't look at me, don't talk in slang, and exit to pass gas
Oh, my Frond it's really happening, Oh, my Frond, make me dinner
Oh, my Frond I want truffles, oh my Frond I'm such a genius
Tonight, tonight, I'm totally going to take over the world
Tonight, tonight, bring me a box of my favorite truffles
I'm totally going to make it, so there's no need to fake it
It's a fight, a fight, tonight, tonight
It's a fight, a fight, tonight, tonight
Yes, it's a fight, a fight, tonight, tonight
Just screaming like Oh my Frond, it's really happening, oh my Frond, make me dinner
Oh, my Frond, I want truffles, oh my Frond, I'm such a genius
Just don't stop let's keep the shuttle flying, keep the shuttle up, let's shoot their ship down
It's my plot, it's going to work perfectly I'm so brilliant, don't look at my skin
Just don't stop let's keep the shuttle flying, keep the shuttle up, let's shoot their ship down
It's my plot, it's going to work perfectly, I'm so brilliant, don't look at my skin