Me: " Welcome all. To major insanity.
Wesker: " Uh, my head. Where am I?"
Me: I see your awake. I've brought you here for my own enjoyment."
Wesker: " What sort of sick, twisted little cretin are you?"
Me: - Hits Wesker with mallet- The kind that doesn't take crap from people like you. Now on with the insanity.
Disclaimer: Resident Evil & Newgrounds belongs to who they belong to.
Chapter 1: Insanity, Start Thy Engines
On a regular sunny morning in the Midwestern town of Raccoon City, everything was as peaceful as could be. In the Raccoon Police Department, the regular officers of the city were engaged in normal day to day activities. On the second floor however, there was a major meeting taking place in the office of the renowned counter-terrorist unit, S.T.A.R.S.
" Now, I said this a thousand times already. We are getting two pizzas with pepperoni and extra cheese, and two with olives and mushrooms." Wesker said
" And I say we should get two with meatballs, and two with green peppers and onions." Chris retorted
" I don't like onions!" Wesker said, throwing his chair out the window, hitting a random hobo below.
" How about we just get one of each to satisfy all of our desires." Brad interjected, glad the chair hadn't been thrown at him this time.
" You know, that's actually not a bad idea." Wesker said, calming down, when the phone at his desk started ringing. He repositioned his glasses, and picked up the phone.
" S.T.A.R.S office, what is it?" Wesker asked.
" Wesker, I want the S.T.A.R.S. teams to gear up immediately. There are strange incidents happening in Japan, and they're asking everyone possible to assist them in their struggle. You're to leave in three hours. Now hurry up or your all fired!" Chief Irons said, then returned to to his hourly air guitar session while listening to Metallica.
" Alright everyone, you heard him, get ready." Wesker said, and for the next two hours and fifty minutes, Chaos ensued. Chris and Joseph were raiding the lockers of some of the rookie officers, searching for any items including porn magazines and wallets. Jill stayed in the office, trying to listen to the radio over the racket caused by the other members.
" Hey Forest, did you manage to get that movie?" Kenneth asked.
" Yeah, Right here. It's called Resident Evil." ( The Live-Action RE)
" Alright, put it in." Rebecca said. About half an hour into the movie, they were at the part where the zombies were attacking Alice, Matt and the soldiers.
" Man, the action is cool, but this movie is so damn fake. Zombies created by the Umbrella Corporation? That's retarded." Kenneth said.
" That Alice chick is quite a fox though." Forest said. Meanwhile, Enrico was looking through the case file of his most worthy adversary. Billy Coen. After an incident several months ago involving a large keg of alcohol and a male stripper, which being told by his co-workers that had been done by one of the guests, Billy Coen. Enrico agreed since the only images he remembered were of Billy Coen, though to date they hadn't caught the man, but knew he hadn't left the city. What the other S.T.A.R.S hadn't told him was that he'd walked in on a girl's bachelorette party, and got caught up in their activities, too drunk to comprehend the events of that night. It turns out that Billy had been at the bar, but left shortly before the bravo team captain stumbled upon the girls party.
" That bastard's going down. Those strange events going on in Japan must be because of him." Enrico said. Kevin Dooley and Edward Dewey, after watching the resident evil movie in the surveillance room, had taken to stealing things from the evidence lockers, looting various weapons, cash and jewelery they could sell discreetly as they traveled. In the mess hall, Barry was talking with Marvin Branagh about the different sandwiches he'd eaten lately, and ones he'd like to try at some point.
" A couple weeks ago I tried a ham and liverwurst sandwich with hot sauce and a dash of cinnamon on rye. It tasted okay at first, but then it started getting really hard to breath. When I woke up in the hospital, I knew I needed to try that again some time." Barry said.
" Sorry Barry, I gotta go. Some hobo just busted another window. Gotta use deadly force on him again." Marvin said, grabbing his police tonfa, walking outside towards the area where the hobo had been. Once it had been close to three hours, everyone had returned to the S.T.A.R.S office, carrying several bags filled with various items.
" Alright, where's Vickers?" Wesker asked.
" Here. Sir." Brad said, wheezing as he lugged a heavy box of equipment from the station basement to the second floor S.T.A.R.S. office.
" What in gods name is all that?" Wesker asked.
" Well, take a look." Brad said, collapsing next to the crate.
" Fine." Wesker said. He opened the box, and saw several cases, one for each member. Wesker's case contained a bottle of industrial strength Hair gel, a spare pair of glasses, and a strange vial of clear liquid, which Wesker hid from view. Enrico's case contained a round emblem with the S.T.A.R.S. Logo on it, a box of custom handgun ammo, and a Billy Coen tracker 3000. Chris' case contained a logo with the picture of the world and B.S.A.A. North American Branch on it, a Beretta 92FS handgun with a LAM on the frame, a MercWorx Goliath combat knife, and a second case containing a dis-assembled M24 Sniper Rifle. Forest's case contained a Bandolier of 40mm grenades for his ARWEN 37, a Switchblade comb, and like Chris, a second Case with a dis-assembled M24 Sniper. Jill's case contained a bottle of Blonde hair dye, a tube top, a skirt, a white sweater, and an H&K MP5A3 Machine gun. Rebecca's case contained a handgun scope, a can of bug spray, and a 5 by 8 photo of Billy Coen, which she quickly hid from her teammates. Richard's case had a video copy of JAWS, a pair of sunglasses, and a small laptop. Barry's case had a small hand held book of snappy lines and catchphrases, a ham, cheese and turkey sandwich with extra mayo, and a copy of the latest issue of Guns & Ammo. Edward's, Brad's and Kevin's cases had a Vehicle repair for Dumbasses book, and a package of Slim Jim's. Brad's case also contained a self help book. Joseph's case contained a PSP with 20 games, a bandolier of 12 gauge shotgun shells, and a GPS device. Kenneth's case had a 12 pack of Pepsi, a skeleton key, and a sawn-off double barrel shotgun.
" What are these?" Wesker said. He grabbed the top of the crate, and read a sticker on the box.
" Just some presents to the Men and Women of the RPD S.T.A.R.S. Signed, Shadowbrawler2000. Either this person is a supporter of the police department, or a sick, crazy bastard." Wesker said. A brick suddenly came through the window, connecting with Wesker's face. The others looked out the window, and saw a hobo next to a large pile of bricks and a large slingshot, a hat hiding his face from view, seeing Marvin Branagh unconscious with blood pooling from a wound to his head, seeing a brick with a corner covered in blood.
" Check it out, Marvin's unconscious. Lets laugh at him." Chris said. After spending a straight minute laughing at the unlucky officer, they proceeded to the basement parking garage, seeing several vehicle, both service vehicles and impounded vehicles taken from crimes. They saw near the entrance, two triple-decker buses, seeing the S.T.A.R.S logo as well as Alpha on one and Bravo on the other.
" Bravo, we're going to take these buses through the US to the sea barge at the docks in Los Angeles, California. From there, the barge will take us to Guadalcanal, and from there a second barge will take us to Japan. We're to, from there, assist all other forces assembled to combat whatever's attacking Japan. When we succeed, everyone who participates in the effort will get a free copy of a PS3 game of your choice." Wesker said, holding a bag of ice where he'd been hit by the brick.
" Oooorrah!" The officers called out, getting onto their respective buses. Wesker walked onto the Alpha bus, seeing Brad at the wheel.
" Vickers, I want to make it there in one piece, I'm driving." Wesker said, throwing Brad from the seat into the seat across from Jill and Chris, who were both playing gameboys. As the alpha team bus sped away. The Bravo bus was close behind. Inside, Enrico had called everyone to the front of the bus.
" I've been hearing some funny noises and I suspect that Billy Coen is hiding somewhere on this bus. Rebecca, I want you to go check it out. Kenneth and Forest will wait by the staircase on the bottom floor. Move." Enrico said, sitting in the seat behind Kevin, who was driving the bus. Rebecca walked up the stairs onto the second floor, keeping her handgun out. She checked each seat, making sure she didn't fall whenever the bus hit a pot hole or bump. She walked up to the third floor, hearing a noise. She walked towards the front, seeing a man with a black wife beater and blue jeans asleep in one of the seats, a Colt Python in his pants and a pair of handcuffs on his left arm. Rebecca raised her weapon and kicked the man, knocking him onto the floor.
" Ah shit. What the hell was that for?" the man yelled, turning to see Rebecca pointing her gun at him.
" What're you? A cop?" Billy asked.
" I'm an officer from the RPD S.T.A.R.S unit. Your under arrest." Rebecca said, keeping her weapon trained on the man.
" Let me guess. You work for that Enrico guy? I remember what happened. Every time he or one of his officers comes looking for me, I feel less and less guilty about what happened to him that night." Billy said.
" Yes. I'm supposed to arrest you." Rebecca said.
" Arrest? Me?" Billy asked, breaking out into laughter.
" Yes." Rebecca said, kicking Billy in the balls.
" You bitch." Billy said, holding his privates as he fell to the floor in pain.
" Come on. Get up." Rebecca said.
" Still. The last person who tried to arrest me was thrown out a four story window into a dog catcher's truck. Needed three dozen stitches from the wounds he suffered from those dobermans."
" I remember, that was Edward. Truth be told, we really don't want to arrest you, but until we do Enrico's gonna continue being crazy. Just last week he kicked Kevin down the stair after he and Forest were throwing paper airplanes at the officers in the boys crime department. Then a month ago he shot Forest when he forgot to get him a bunch of pictures of you to use as targets in the range. Then there was the incident immediately following what happened that night where Enrico belted a biker in the face with a bottle of brandy then threw him out the window, hitting Brad. The biker and his friends then proceeded to beat the living daylights out of him. Good thing Brad knows how to play dead. All those bikers are in jail now. Now that I think about it, who told Enrico you did that stuff to him?" Rebecca asked.
" It was my former CO. He was pissed that I beat him in beer pong earlier that night. He must have told your boss that I did that stuff to him to get back at me.
" Yeah. He used to be pretty funny. Now he's just obsessed with finding you and arresting or killing you. Possibly even both." Rebecca said.
" Makes sense. Anyways, since we're both up here, wanna play cards?" Billy asked.
" Sure, why not." Rebecca said. On the Alpha bus three hours later, Jill was sleeping against the window, snoring loudly. Chris and Joseph were talking about some of the weird cases they'd dealt with lately, such as the incident on John's street, where a woman was threatening her next door neighbor with a tabby cat with rabies. That same cat had then attacked Joseph and Edward, while the woman was subdued by the other officers at the scene. It had been twenty minutes before Jill and Rebecca arrived, pulling the cat off of the bloodied officers which purred in Jill's arms, hissing at the two male officers before her and Rebecca walked away. They also talked about the incident during a bank robbery where Chris went over to the Dunkin Donuts across the street for a coffee and doughnut, leaving Wesker and Frost to hold off a dozen children with super soakers and water balloons. Joseph laughed, remembering the punishment given to him by Wesker. Foot patrol in the red light district for a month. Chris remembered the therapy he needed after his punishment was over. He was the butt of everyone's jokes for weeks during and after the mandatory assignment. Barry was looking at his book of puns and snappy comebacks, occasionally reciting a certain phrase. Joseph was playing GTA: Liberty City Stories on his new PSP, killing cops with a 12 gauge shotgun. After being hit by a firing pin from Chris' new M24 as he was assembling it, Brad had locked himself in the bathroom located near the back of the bus on the bottom floor. Everyone felt the bus slow down, seeing a random road block manned by a group of hippies with various instruments.
" What's going on here?" Wesker said, stopping the bus in front of the road block.
" Hey man, your like, in front of our, like, beginning stage for our latest Woodstock concert. Can you please, like, go?" the lead hippie asked, readjusting his glasses.
" As an officer of the law, i'm asking you to please move your caravan out of the way so we can get through. Not too much of a request." Wesker asked, annoyed by the pointless interruptions he had to deal with.
" No way man. I know my rights. We're staying right here. When Woodstock's in full force, we'll protest the Umbrella products that are destroying the environment." the hippie said. Wesker's cellphone then went off, and he walked back near the bus, flipping it open.
" What is it? Don't you know I'm on duty?" Wesker asked.
" Wesker, this is Birkin."
" What to you want, Birkin? This better be important."
" I got a call from Spencer. He wants you to run your bus through the road block. If you don't he's revoking your access to the VIP break room." William said.
" He's not serious. Hang on, I have another call." Wesker said, hitting another button on his phone.
" What is it?" Wesker asked, beginning to get annoyed.
" I'm very serious Albert." was all Wesker heard. He disconnected the call and went back to talking to William.
" Tell him I'll do it. But the next time I go to the lounge, I want a new associate. Preferably Chinese wearing a red dress.
" I'll see what I can do." Will said, disconnecting the call.
" Who was that Wesker?" Jill asked, wiping off her drool stained shirt.
" Chief Irons. Get ready, it's going to get real bumpy shortly." Wesker said. The hippies looked at Wesker started the bus, backing up a sizable distance before putting the bus in drive.
" Hey man, you, like, can't do this!" The lead hippie said before diving out of the way. The occupants of the bus help onto their seats as they crashed through the roadblock and impromptu stage, watching the hippies scatter and drop their instruments and bongs. Once down the road, Wesker sighed in relief.
" Thank god that's over." Wesker said, shifting in his seat to relax.
" Wesker, are you sure chief Irons told you to run through that hippie stage." Jill asked
" Does it matter?"
" Eh, not really." She replied, sitting back down next to Chris, looking at the badge he's found in his case.
" Still wondering about that badge?" Jill asked.
" I don't even understand. I never joined the Bisexual Self-pitying Assumption Association." Chris said.
" Chris, it means Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance." Jill replied.
" No, I think it means Brooklyn Society for Annoying Assholes." Joseph chimed in, being hit by the butt of Chris' sniper rifle.
" Come on, it obviously means Blunderbuss Satinwood Anarchist Asylum." Barry inferred.
" That doesn't even make sense. You know what, forget you. I'm going to the back of the bus." Jill said, abruptly leaving Chris alone in his seat. The bus again stopped, before Wesker called everyone's attention.
" It appears that we've arrived at an abandoned factory. We're going to search it for any signs of activity that could be involved in the attack on Japan." Wesker said. Everyone grabbed their gear and proceeded through the front doors, leading to what appeared to be the main hall of a mansion.
" I propose we split up so we can get killed a lot more easily. Barry, I want you and Brad to take the west wing. Chris, you take the west wing. Jill and I will check upstairs. Joseph will stay on the bus and protect it from any hostiles. We all meet back here in 20 minutes."
" Oorah!" the other officers called out before proceeding to the areas they were assigned. Joseph stepped back onto the bus, sat in the driver's seat and pulled out his PSP, playing another game.
Chris:
" Nothing too strange." Chris said, walking past crates filled with AK-47s and bags of marijuana. Chris walked into a room, seeing what looked like a person feasting upon the entrails of another. Chris backed out of the room, locking it behind him.
" Man, people should lean how to lock the door if they do things like that." Chris said, walking past a box with several pouches of Cocaine sitting on top.
Wesker:
" Jill, come with me to this janitor closet, I want to show you my. . . " Wesker said, turning to see that Jill was nowhere in sight.
" Where'd she go now?" Wesker said, annoyed.
Jill:
" Eh heh heh, wrong room." Jill said, seeing a large snake staring straight at her, hissing.
Barry & Brad:
" Good thing we found the kitchen. I'm starved." Barry said, grabbing a document with 'food memo' written on it while Brad looked in the fridge.
" Do you think they'll mind if we eat some of their food?" Brad asked.
" Well considering they're only interested in human flesh now, I doubt it." He said, looking at a cooking memo, when a shadow went over them. He looked up, and dropped the memo. They saw a decaying monster limping towards them, pieces of flesh hanging off of it. It then said
" GRIMACE HUNGRY!"
" Run Brad!" Barry yelled, and fired two shots at the monster.
" It's a dead end." Brad said
" Dammit!" Barry yelled, firing another round at the undead, fast food mascot
In a hidden room:
A man hidden by the darkness of the room laughed maniacally.
" Look at them suffer. Time to release the zombie fries." the man said, pressing a button on a nearby control panel.
Brad and Barry:
" Barry." Brad said, when he turned his head around momentarily
" What the? Aw Fuck!" Barry said
" Fries." Brad said, as the sign at the dead end revealed several infected fries crawling out of it.
" Do something." Brad said
" I'm occupied." Barry said, firing more shots down the hall.
" Fine. It's clobbering time." Brad said, pulling out two AK-47s, and began firing wildly at the zombified fries.
Jill:
" So, come here often" Jill said, then fired one bullet at the ground, Scaring the snake away.
" I'm safe." She said, when a Raccoon jumped out from behind a box, attacking her.
Brad and Barry:
Brad was on the ground, the zombie fries clustering around them.
" Oh god, they got me, they got me." Brad said.
" NOW!" Tank, from the matrix, yelled. Brad busted out of the mob of zombie fries. He turned to the hole where fries were still coming from, and then yelled
"HADUKEN!" And fired a large blast of energy from his palms, destroying the wall and the fries. Barry stared in shock as the monster appeared right next to him, eating his gun.
" Nom. Nom Nom Nom. Hmm, tastes like pain."T-Grimace said.
" It ate your gun." Brad said.
" Don't worry, my gun's custom made so it came with a remote trigger." Barry said, and pulled out a device that resembled a detonator and pressed the button several times. The gun then went off inside the monster, blasting several holes in the monster that splattered brains, bone matter and blood over the walls. Barry grabbed his gun from the carcass, and wiped the blood off with a rag in his back pocket, which he discarded soon after.
In the hidden room:
" No! How can this be! Impossible! Both T-Grimace and the fries. Well. I suppose this just means I must use the ingredient then. He he he he he, yes. The secret ingredient." The man said. He pressed a button, and said
" Release T-burglar." The man said.
" Yes. Mastah." someone on the opposite side said.
Back on the Bravo bus, Rebecca was drained. Since she started playing cards with Billy, Edward, Richard and even Enrico had walked into the 2nd floor of the bus, scaring her each time.
" I've been wondering, how did someone like you become a cop, much less a member of S.T.A.R.S?" Billy asked.
Flashback:
" I can't believe this. I can't believe the mayor told me to find a highschooler to recruit into S.T.A.R.S. It's a good thing I'm on the payroll of Umbrella. I get a nice fat paycheck every week, and i'm one of the most powerful men in the city. Were it not for that, I'd probably have shot the mayor already." Chief Irons thought to himself. He walked into the gym of the Raccoon City High School, seeing several girls playing basketball. He saw a girl wearing a red headband and short brown hair.
" Excuse me. I'm Chief Irons from the Raccoon City. . . ." Iron's started.
" Oh my god, a pervert." the girl said, kicking the down on his luck police chief in the balls. Irons dropped to the floor, muttering countless obscenities under his breath.
" I'm sorry. My name's Rebecca Chambers." Rebecca said, helping him to his feet.
" It's okay. Ow. No harm done." Irons said.
" Do you need help finding someone?" Rebecca asked.
" Actually, I was wondering if you wanted to join the S.T.A.R.S unit of the RPD." Irons said.
" Of course I would!" Rebecca exclaimed.
" Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea after all. I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this one." Irons thought as he brought Rebecca to the station.
End Flashback:
" And that's it." Rebecca said.
" I can't believe that. That guy sounds like such a pedophile." Billy said, as the door opened again, prompting him to hide under one of the seats.
" Rebecca, it's Kenneth. Come on, we all know Billy Coen isn't on the bus. Enrico's just going crazy. Come on back down, we're gonna play a game of poker." Kenneth said, walking back down.
" It'll be suspicious if I don't leave. I'll see you soon." Rebecca said, leaving the room.
" Man, that bastard is annoying the hell out of me." Billy said, finding a seat to sleep under out of view.
Back down on the first floor, Kenneth, Edwards, Forest and Rebecca were engaged in a game of poker. Edward was sitting in the seat nearby with a box full of rubber bands. He shot one towards the front, trying to wake up the sleeping Enrico, but he aimed too far to the left, hitting Kevin in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The bus began to veer out of control, despite the now awakened Enrico trying to remove the unconscious Kevin from his seat. The group readied for impact, as the bus crashed through a wall and flipped onto it's side. Once everyone crawled out, Enrico helped everyone to their feet, seeing that they'd crashed into a factory of some sort.
" OK. I'm more than certain that Billy Coen is the perpetrator of this heinous act. I want you all to split up. He's not getting away this time." Enrico said. Everyone except Rebecca went through one of the doors in the room, waiting for everyone to leave to search for Billy. She saw a hand punch through one of the windows, seeing a slightly bruised Billy crawl out of the wreckage.
" Damn, what happened?" Billy said, rubbing his head.
" Edward shot a rubber band, knocking out Kevin who was driving. Then we crashed into this factory." Rebecca said.
" Come on, lets go. Maybe we'll find someone who can smuggle me out of the country." Billy said. Rebecca nodded and the two walked through the door Rebecca's teammates hadn't went through.
Leon, Claire, Ada, Steve:
" How do I get myself into these messes." Leon thought to himself. His morning had started out alright. He was about to enjoy the beginning of his week long vacation when he got a call that he was to go to Japan and aid the citizens and police against the monsters attacking the island nation. When Claire had found out that he'd be leaving she decided to join him. Unfortunately, Ada and Steve both joined him, leading to the four of them all going to Japan. Leon wasn't very fond of Ada, since she'd broken up with him for some guy named John or whatever, and he hated Steve since he'd annoyed him constantly and seemed to appear every time he met up with Claire somewhere. He only put up with them since they were both friends with Claire. It was also the massive bonus he'd be receiving that kept Leon from maiming or shooting Steve, especially since he'd taken the seat next to his, messing with the radio in his Honda Civic.
" Steve, TURN OFF THE FUCKING RADIO!" Leon yelled. Steve, who'd also been playing with a gold plated Luger, fired a round through the windshield and the hood. The car rolled to a stop as Leon pummeled Steve. Leon got out and opened the hood, seeing the damage the 9mm round has caused. He saw that the fuel line was severed and the the radiator had a hole in the side, where the slug was now floating.
" Grab your stuff everyone. Fuel line's cut and the radiator's shot." Leon said. He walked to the trunk, grabbed his suitcase and attache case. Claire, Ada, and the injured Steve all grabbed their items, and began walking down the road towards the closest city.
Chris:
"Hmm, this underground tunnel is rather suspicious." Chris said, when something broke down the door.
" I feel like eating some burgers, Dammit!" The monster said.
" Ugh?" Chris said, knowing he was ultimately screwed.
" Though you might need some help." Barry said, dropping in suddenly
" Me too." Jill said, popping up on his left.
" Oh for Fucks sake!" a man said, stepping out from behind the monster.
" I was going to have T-Burglar kill each of you off one at a time, but you all managed to regroup at the spur of the moment. Well, I suppose you'll just have to." the man said.
" Excuse me, Who're you?" Jill interjected, cutting the man off.
" What do you mean, who? I, am the mascot for one of the largest fast food companies in the world. " the man said.
" KFC?" Jill asked.
" What? No you idiot, McDonalds. And i'm Ronald McDonald!" Ronald said, laughing ecstatically.
" Um, guys, I have a feeling we're screwed." Chris said. Wesker then came from behind Ronald, holding his handgun at the fast food mascot's head.
" Call off your fiend, Ronald." Wesker commanded, pulling back the hammer on his weapon.
" You think threatening me was going to work?" Ronald retorted.
" Actually, I sort of was." Wesker said, as Ronald grabbed his arm and tossed him over his shoulder towards Chris and the others.
" Damn." Wesker said.
" Fool. I'm more powerful than you could ever imagine." Ronald said. Suddenly, all of Bravo team and Billy appeared.
" For Fuck's sake! Where all of you coming from?" Ronald commanded.
" Up yours, clown." Billy said, aiming his magnum at him.
" It's Coen!" Enrico said, firing several shots at him. The shots also flew past Ronald, who ducked through a doorway followed by T-Burglar. Enrico managed to knock Billy to the ground and began choking him. Seconds later, Rebecca jammed a needle into Enrico's neck, knocking the S.T.A.R.S captain unconscious.
" Those tranquilizers really do come in handy." Rebecca said.
" Everyone run for your lives, this place will explode in 5 minutes." A voice said over the intercom.
" Shit, everyone follow me." Wesker said. As they entered the main hall, they saw the Alpha team bus crash through the front door.
" Good work Frost." Wesker said as he quickly sat in the driver's seat. Moments later the bus was cruising down the road at high speeds, before the abandoned warehouse detonated, shaking the bus momentarily.
" What're we gonna do about Billy? If Enrico sees him when he wakes up, he's gonna go crazy again." Kenneth said.
" Mr. Coen. I want you to stay up on the second story of the bus while Enrico is on and try to avoid him when possible. Rebecca, I want you to watch Mr. Coen. Keep him company and make sure your captain doesn't find him." Wesker said.
" Sounds good to me." Billy said, grabbing some soda and a couple bags of chips. As soon as he walked up to the second floor, Enrico came to.
" Where's Coen?" Enrico said, holding the spot Rebecca had injected him.
" You freaked out and thought you saw him when we found Ronald. Your ok, but we had to tranq you to prevent you from harming one of us or yourself." Kenneth said.
" But I remember strangling him with my bare hands."
" That was Brad. You frightened him, he's still in the bathroom in the back." Chris said. It wasn't a complete lie, Brad was frightened by Enrico's attack on Billy.
" I guess we'll continue on as planned." Wesker said.
Me: "Well. Those revisions seemed to have paid off. I'm getting back into the fling of things. Well Wesker, what do you think of the story thus far?"
Wesker: "I think that it is utter rubbish. It's got no point to it."
Me: -whacks Wesker over his head with a baseball bat- " That's the point, jackass. I apologize for his rude behavior. I hope that all of you enjoyed my revisions, and stay tuned for Chapter 2: Didn't See That One Coming.