A/N: My first fanfic… I got really bored while I had a 100 degree fever. Yeah, flamers feel bad… flaming a sick person. I hope I don't get flamed though because I love everyone :) 3
Disclaimer: unfortunately, I don't own Charlie the Unicorn or Harry Potter
STARRING:
Harry- Blue unicorn
Ron- Pink unicorn
Snape- Charlie
Harry: Heeeeeey Snapeeeyy hey Snapeey, wake up
Ron: yeah snapeeeey, u silly sleepy head, wake uuuup.
Snape: Ughh, oh god, u guys.. this ed bettter be pretty friggin
important, is the castle on fire
Harry: Noooo Snapey, we found a map to candy mountaiiinnn, candy
mountain Snapeey
Ron: yeah, Snapey, we're going to candy mountaiiinnn, come with
us snapey
Harry: yeah Snapey, it will be an adventureee, we're going on an
adventure Snapeey
Snape: yeah, candy mountain, right, im just gonna u know, go back to
sleep now
Harry: nooooo,snapey, u have to come with us to candy mountain
Ron: yeah snapey, candy mountain. its a land of sweets and joy and
joyness
Snape: please stop bouncing on me
Harry: CANDY MOUNTAIN Snapey
Ron:yeah, candy mountain
Snape: alright fine, ill go with u to candy mountain
Harry and Ron: la la la la, alal lal
Snape: enough with the singing already
Harry: our first stop is over there Snapey
Snape: oh god, what is that
Harry: its a leopleuradon Snapey
Ron: a magincal leoplueradon
Harry: its gunna guide our way to candy mountain
Snape: alright guys, u do no theres no actuall candy mountain
right?
Harry: shuuuuuun the non-beleiver
Ron: shuuuuuuun
Harry: shuuuuuunn
Snape: yeah
Leopleuradon: (screech [long])
Harry: it has spoken
Ron: it has told us the wayyyy
Snape: it didnt say nething
Harry: its just over this bridge Snapeey
Ron: this magical bridge of hope and wonder
Snapey: is ne1 else getting like covered in splinters, seriously
guys, we shouldnt b on this thing
Ron: no, silly if there were spiders I'd be dead by now!
Harry: SNNNAAAPPPPEEEEEYYY, SNNAAAAAAPPPPEEEYYYY, SNAPPPPPEEEEEYYY
Snape: im rite here, wudda ya want
Harry: were on a bridge Snapey(they get bored and apparate) were heeere
Snapey: Well wudda ya no, there actually is a candy mountain
Harry: candy mountain, candy mountain, u fill me with sweet sugary
goodness
Ron: go inside the candy mountain cave Snapey
Harry: yeah Snapey, go inside the cave, magical wonders that behold
when u enter
Snape: yeah, thanx but no thanx, i gunna stay out here
Ron: but u have to enter the candy mountain candy cave Snapey
All of the deatheaters: ( music ) Oh when ur down and looking for sum cheering up,
than just head right up to the candy mountain cave, when u get inside,
ull find urself a cheeeery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky
merry land. they got lolipops and gummi drops and candy things, oh so
many things that will brighten up your day, its impossible to wear a
frown in candy town, its the mecca of lovely candy cave.. the've
got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate
bats, its a wonderland of sweets, ride the candy train to town and
hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they march across
the land, cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground,
turn around, it astounds, its the dancing candy tree, and the candy
cains imaginations runs so free, so now Snapey plz will u go into
the cave ( blows up )
Snape: alright fine, ill go into the freakin camdu cave, this
better be good
Ron and Harry: yahahahah
Harry: goodbye Snapey
Ron: yeah, goodbye Snapey
Snape: goodbye? what? ( door closes ), hey! wuts goin on here,
hello? (footsteps) who is that? (club hitting Snape)
(wakes up) Snape: oww god, what happened. Ahh they took my friggin kidney