Notes with Edward and Bella (detention time!)
Bella. Edward.
In detention.
I really hate you right now.
Lqtm. Why is that?
Don't play with me Edward.
Why don't you try to look on the bright side of things?
evil glare there is no bright side to this. You should have heard Charlie yell at me over the phone when I had to tell him that I was staying after for detention.
Well, should I tell you what Mr. Moore is thinking about?
No.
It's rather interesting. You might find it amusing.
sigh what.
He's thinking about last night when he performed at a karaoke restaurant last night.
How is that funny?
He performed as Mariah Coralton.
He's a cross dresser!?
It appears so, yes.
Omg! That is just eww! That's really...
Kinky?
No! and what is it with you and saying 'kinky'?
I am clearly spending too much time with Emmet.
I would say so. Omg, he's coming this way! Hide the note!
5 minutes later...
Why? Why did you do that? Was that really necessary?
I told you I would have my revenge.
Yes, but did you have to say that I was a karaoke fan?
Oh yeah, and don't forget I told him about how much you liked watching that Mariah Coralton last night too.
I am not amused.
That's too bad, because I am. I just can't believe you have a date with Mr. Moore, or should I say Ms. Coralton?
Okay, probably not my best work, but this is the product of being bored and watching David Letterman.
Some of you may wonder where I manage to find these illusive notes. Well the answer is very simple. I am a friend of a friend whose cousin's brother's sister's aunt's uncle's niece's brother's cousin's daughter's friend is a close friend with a person whose mom's brother's uncle's nephew's sister's brother's cousin's sister-in-law's brother's niece's husband is a dumpster diver living in Forks and he is my go to guy to get notes that are thrown away. See? I told you it was very simple.
Oh, and fyi you would have to be a dee dee dee to believe a word that I just said. ;)