A Swelling is Not Too Hard to Master

by Kill The Mother Cock Roach

Harry gets Dobby to help him with some very important matters. Oh yeah, this is a one-shot.

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A Swelling is Not Too Hard to Master

"So tell me what you want, what you really fucking want, Dobby!"

"Dobby told you, Mistah Potta. Dobby wants only to be with you!"

"Is that all?"

Harry glared down his rounded spectacles at the house elf. As he looked at the slimy, miserable wretch, Harry felt his insides turn to mush.

Oh, how turned on he felt!

It was a glorious feeling. Like a feeling he hasn't felt since…..

Ronald.

Harry shook his head and ordered Dobby to his bed chamber.

From behind closed doors….

"Oh, Mistuh Potta! Dobby fails to see how this is going to work…."

"Not to worry my microscopic, little friend..ahem… ENGORGIO!"

THUD.

Harry mutters, "Why, I didn't think it would be too massive for you, Dobby."