Ask the Mustang

Dear Roy,

Someone is bullying me at school for my height, and I can't think of any good comebacks. Do you have any?

Comebacks for being called short? I can't really think of any, I don't know anyone who has really good comebacks. If you ask Fullmetal he might be able to tell you some things to say such as "Who are you calling so small that it only takes a nano-second for me to load on limewire!" You know, that sort of crappy thing.

Dear Colonel Roy Mustang,

How do you keep your men so loyal and trustworthy while sticking to your morals?

It's simple really, all I need to do is be really hot all the time and everyone wants to be around me!

Dear Rooooooooy,

I love you!

Why thank-you... but it says here that you're a male. cringe

Dear Roy,

Get a good wife!

Hey who is this! Maes stop screwing around with my mail! And these are starting to get weird!

Dear Roy,

Hi, it's Cassy! I just want to know where you are, I'm starting to get worried that I'm going to have to do your work for you! COME BACK! rages Oh, and what are you doing Sunday? Maes thinks we should all go to get some pizza at the pub, even though I don't think they even serve pizza at the pub... whatever. See ya when you get back! XOXO

I'm not coming back if you're doing my work for me! That's awsome! dances around so I won't say where I am... but I'll come back in time for pizza. Do they have pepper pizza? Like hot Pepper pizza? And why is everyone talking to me instead of asking me for my opinion?

Dear Roy,

What! It was you! I thought I was talking to my psychiatrist! Oh god... I just told you that I go to a child psychiatrist... and that I go to school. Damn you fart brain colonel!

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Dear ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!

I STILL LOVE YOU MY BUCH OF HUNNY BUNCHES!

GO AWAY!

Dear Roy,

My best friend just died in a car accident, what should I do?

Just suck in the pain, don't let the rain sting you more than you sting inside right now.

Dear Roy,

Well... I hope they have pepper pizza. Do you have a second choice for pizza? Maybe they have hot salami

Uhm... I guess that's my second choice if the other fails, I'll come at 8:00 from my hiding place and eat some pizza. Then I have to go back and write the second chapter. cya'