DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. Surprising, huh?
I really like Brotherhood a lot better than the First Anime, but I've read some pretty funny stories that have anime Wrath in them, so I decided to make this anime-verse. Obviously the setting is tweaked; they don't have TVs in FMA, but this is my creative liberty, so bear with me.
I'm really not even sure why the hell I'm writing in this crappy thing. What'd Dante call it? Oh yeah—diary. She thought it'd help me with my problems. My only problem is HER. Stupid bitch. I asked Lust to run her through, but my dear sister said no. She gave me one of those "Envy, you're being homicidal again" looks. Which I don't see a problem with. Homicide is fun. Maybe if I ask nicely, Gluttony will do it.
That reminds me, I'm not too crazy about Wrath. He's such a hyperactive little bastard, always bouncing around and showing off his alchemy. Sloth adores him and the others don't seem to mind much, but he drives me up the freaking wall. One of these days I'm going to snap his neck just for the fun of it. I'm kinda wishing Greed was still here just because he'd probably know what to do with the jumping bean. Still, you can't say things are boring around here now. Not that they ever were before, I guess. We manage to entertain ourselves pretty damn well; at least Dante isn't a cheapskate, although if she doesn't put a rein on Sloth we're gonna end up with half the country's clothing in the closet. Who'd have thought there was a homunculus that liked to shop? But at least Wrath is good at video games. Nobody else will play; Gluttony just eats the controller and Lust thinks it's stupid. Sloth isn't bad, but she gets bored way too fast. I have to hand it to him; he's pretty damn good at COD and MW.
Wow, half a page already. Maybe this thing isn't so bad. Come to think of it, it's actually pretty convenient. I can say whatever the hell I want in this thing and nobody's gonna know. As long as Gluttony doesn't eat it like he did with my copy of Torture for Dummies. I still have to get him back for that…