Me: Alrighty, is everyone here
Naruto: Believe It!
Sakura: Yep
Sasuke: Hn
Itachi: Hm, your last sentence lacks words
Sasuke: SCREW YOU, YOU LACK DICK
Itachi: T.T, so insensitive
Me: o.O O-okay then...
Neji: Here
Rocklee: Present and Punksual
Tenten: Yep
Me: Yeah, everyone's here, alright,
now to start the therapy, Rocklee, I
brought someone special
Rocklee: GAI SENSIA!?
Me: Uh, no, I brought..., Magical Cat, drum
roll please
.magical cat: Suredili dili dili
Me: ...Gaara!!
Rocklee: O-O WHAT! HES GONNA FIND
OUT I...
Gaara: bust down door YOOOUU! YOU STOLE
MY EYEBROWS!!
Everyone: o.O
Me: What...the...fiznuck
Rocklee: B- BUT GAARA, I NEEDED THEM T.T
T-to look like, Gai Sensia, my eyebrows were
to thin
Gai: T.T sniff Rocklee, what a great kid, come,
let's run into the sunset gives thumbs up
Rocklee; sniff Alright Gai Sensia returns thumbs up
Me: :o Hey, no throwing up gang signs
Lee and Gai run into sunset
Me: ...where did the sunset come from,
I thought it was evening, anyways, Gaara,
why don't you take Rocklee's seat
Gaara: I, I don't know
gives him puppy dog's eyes
Gaara: O.O Please, I'll stay, just don't give
me that face, it scares the shiznit out of me
(note:Im trying to stop my bad habit of swearing)
Me: Hey, yah know Gaara your my third favorite character
Gaara: :( Who's your first
Me: W-well um, twiddles thumb THE NEJSTER!!
Neji: The... Nejster
Me:Yeah, Nejster, is something wrong
Neji: ...everything about it is wrong
.magical cat: snickers Nejster
(note, the magical cat is in everything I write and
is my prize possesion, I LOVE YOU MAGICAL CAT!!)
Gaara: I was outbeat by a guy who you call, the Nejster,
Im dissapointed in myself
Me: Aw come on panda-kun, or should it be racoon-kun,
let's take a vote
Sakura: Panda?
Naruto: He looks like a racoon
Sasuke: Racoon
Itachi: Pandas are cutier
Neji: Panda
Tenten: Racoon
.magical cat: Hmmm, racoon
Me: It's decided, your dubbed Racoon-kun
Gaara: ...God just kill me now...
Me: Ya know why I love racoons, there the
animal kingdom's hobos, I mean think about
it, they dig through the garbage, like a
hobo, Im a hobo yah know
Sasuke: Then how did you write this story
in the first place
Me: Ah, um, the... THE LIBRARY, yah the library,
well go with that
Itachi: o.O Alright... I thought this was
therapy
Me: O.O right, I forget alright for the next special
guess is for the Nejster
Neji: -.- stop calling me that
Me: shut it Nejster, and your special guess is, drum roll
please
.magical cat: dili dili dili dili
Me: Your dad
Neji: WHAT, YOU BROUGHT BACK MY DAD T.Tsniff Thankyou, so much
Me: I was just kidding, I couldn't do that, he's dead,
rememberXD
Neji: I...Hate...You gets up and starts to leave
Me: NO NEJI, I'M SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WOULD TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, PLEASE COME BACK, what if I did this,
Secret look like a fricken bird jutsu puff of smoke Heh,
Im a birdie
Neji: OH BIRDIE! I, um, sits back down you'll have to do alot
to win my forgivness back -.-
Me: Alright sniff anyways, the special guest for you is Hinata
Hinata: H-h-h-h hi Neji
Me: Alright Hinata, take a set, first question is for you, Neji,
why did you beat the crap out of Hinata at the chunin exams
Neji: Well first I hate the main branch, two, her dad is the reason
mine is dead and three... hey wait, how do you know about that,
you weren't even there
Me: Heh heh heh, reaches in pocket WABOW, THE NARUTO MANGA, BOOK
EIGHT!!
Tosses Neji book
Me: Read it and weep Nejster
Everyone crowds around Neji
Naruto: Hey hey hey, there's my fight with Kiba, I totally beat his ass,
heh heh heh
Michael Jackson and Orochimaru pops out of nowhere
Michael: Beat it
Orochimaru: Just beat it beat it
Michael: sniff Im so proud of you son, let's go find Guy and Rocklee and
run with them into the sunset
Orochimaru: sniff only if we could molest Lee
Michael: Depends... how old is he
Orochimaru: thirteen
Michael: good enough, let's go
runs into sunset
Me: A-Am I the only one who just witnessed that
Everyone: Witnessed what
Me: Damn manga, distracting them, wow I feel bad for Rocklee
Neji: Oh alright here's are fight, heh heh, I look so cool
Me: mumbles to self Damn arrigant bastard, why yah gotta be so cute
Neji: Huh, did you say something
Me: O.O No, nothing, I didn't say nothing, anyways, see, you
guys got your own Manga, television show and merchandise
Naruto: AWESOME, IM A STAR
Itachi: Hey, where the hell of a good butter am I
Me: Eh, you only appear a couple oh times, your more important
character in the Shippuuden, but this should keep you busy
Tosses him book 17
Itachi: Heh heh, I bet the crap out of you Sasuke, Im so cool
Me: mumbles Damn you too Itachi, you cute arrigant bastard
.magical cat: What the hell, you just swore twice in the same
sentence, I am utterly and shockingly dissapointed in you, time
to go wash your mouth out
Me: NO, PLEASE NO, HEEELP, HEEEELP MEEEEE!!
Everyone is too interested in Manga to pay attention