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Yay...I found motivation to do this. I thought it was about time for Russian Roulette the meet Hetalia and this is what I thought about how it would go down. So I (heroically) made a Russian Roulette hetalia fic. Comments or questions? I'm open to pm's so go ahead! Enjoy! -Eclipse

"So...frikin'...BORED." yawned the young Alfred. It was, yet again, another (boring) world meeting. And the antics were the exact same as well. He stands up and gives his awesome ideas, Arthur and Francis shoot him down. They start fighting, the room starts fighting, and in under 15 minutes, an all-out war has broken out. And of course, Ludwig ends it.

'Well, not this time,' Alfred thought. 'This time it'll be different. This time the meeting will be worth listening to. I, being the awesome hero I am, will save the meeting.' Unfortunately, he hasn't found a way yet, and the meeting already reached the stage of Ludwig yelling his head off.

"So, like, what are you gonna do about it and stuff ?" asked Feliks.

"Huh?" Alfred didn't realize he yawned his complaint out loud.

"I said, so, like, what are you gonna do about it and stuff ?" Feliks repeated. "Like, learn to listen and pay attention. Geez."

"Oh, um, I...uh...," he still didn't give his plan to save the meeting much thought.

"Toriiiiiii~, I'm bored too.~" The blond turned to his best friend, Toris. Toris, however, didn't know what to do either. "Like, make this meeting interesting and junk!" Feliks demanded.

All eyes turned to the flustered brunette. Apparently, everyone else was bored out of their minds as well. Even Heracles was too bored to sleep anymore, and that's really saying something.

"I, uh, don't really have anything to say about the meeting," Toris started. "But, um, perhaps we can play a game?"

…...Silence.

" A game!" shouted Alfred, jumping out his chair. "That's a GREAT idea! Why didn't I think of that?"

"Because you are incapable of thinking. Now sit your arse down and be quiet." an irritated Arthur deadpanned. He finds it annoying how Alfred gets so excited at times, but he really just wanted Alfred to sit so Toris can finish his idea. He, too, was as bored as hell.

" I, uh, do know some traditional games. But I doubt any of you would be interested." he continued.

"Well, what else do you know?" both the American and Polish asked in anxious unison.

"I, uh, I," The poor Lithuanian wasn't used to so much attention on him, or have any actual games they could play.

"Russian Roulette." Another awkward silence surfaced. Only one person in that room could have possibly named a game so lethal. "We will play Russian Roulette, da?"

Ivan.

"No! No da, no da!" Toris pleaded. He shook his head frantically and crossed his arms in an X position. Clearly, he was against the idea of playing that game. Poor Toris has seen so many soldiers from both Russia and Lithuania play the dreaded game. And none ended very well at all.

Everyone stared at the brunette's sudden outburst. None were too thrilled to play the game either.

"But, like, OMG, we have no other choice. No one else has any other ideas." Feliks explained.

" He is right. Besides, this game will do us no harm. Since we are not regular mortals, none of the bullets shall be fatal." Ivan added. Still no one spoke up until...

"Fine. We will play Russian Roulette." Alfred decided. "This will actually liven up the meeting for once. Everyone knows how to play so play we will."

" You git, sit down!" Arthur exclaimed pulling the teen back into his seat. "This is not the best game to play. Someone MUST have another, less lethal game in mind. Right?" Arthur looked at Francis, who turned looked at Yao, who looked at Kiku. The stares continued down and around the conference table until it came back to an unhappy Arthur. "Bollocks."

" So it's decided! Everyone is gonna play!" Alfred exclaimed. After hearing some groans Alfred decided to re-word that last sentence. "Uh...okay everyone who wants to play walkover to the window. All against, line up by the door."

Only 12 people lined up by the window. In fact, only 15 out of the 31 attendees remained in the room. All the others that chickened out promptly left the meeting, well on their way back home. Safe.

The countries that remained consisted of the Allies, Axis Powers, Feliks, Tino, Berwald, Antonio, Lovino and Matthew.

"Alright, I say we get this bloody game going...eh?" For the first time that day, Everyone realized the Canadian attended the meeting.

" Oh, bro, when did you get here?" Alfred questioned.

"I was here the whole bloody time you wanker...eh." Matthew spat.

"Whoa, there iz no need for name-calling," called Francis.

"Actually, wait a second," Arthur began. " Matthew didn't come to the meeting. He said that bear of his had fallen sick and he had to stay with him."

"So if that's not Matthew, then who is it?" Alfred scratched his head.

" Well, whoever the hell it is, it isn't Matthew." Lovino said, idly munching on a tomato.

" Oh, Lovi, we already established that." Antonio cooed.

"C-chigi! G-get your own tomato, bastard!" Antonio took a bite out of the tomato, and while Romano complained, he didn't do anything to stop him.

"Of course I'm Mathias, you bloody gits!" Matthew screamed in a rather apparent British accent.

"I thought you said you were Matthew." Tino said.

"Yeah, I thought you said you were Matthew," Arthur smirked evilly. "Peter." Arthur quickly yanked the swirly lock of hair out of Peter's head, along with the stuffed bear. "Peter, this is the millionth time you've sneaked into the bloody meeting. You. Are not. A country!"

"I am too a country, Jerk Arthur! You didn't have to yell, nor go and pull out my hair. That's just plain rude."

"Save it for someone who cares. Now go home and do something constructive...And stay there." Arthur added as he saw Peter pull a few pounds from his wallet, probably to rent a boat and get lost in the water.

And so the remaining 12 guys, scratch that, 11 remaining guys sat around one of the smaller circular tables. The room was suddenly filled with an eerie silence. Even though know one would actually die in game, all sensed that this was no laughing matter. Now that Alfred thought about it, this wasn't exactly the kind of 'livening up' he had in mind.

So...how was it? I have chap. 2 ready and I'll upload soon! I just had to add sealand there, he just does what he does so well...alright reviews would be awesome and make us both 20% happier!... kay maybe just me. But still, there are welcome! -Eclipse