Written because I was really bored and in an odd mood. If you happen to
like Banks you won't like this. Or maybe you will just get a kick out
of it. I know that I do. So I don't own Adam. But if I did I would
couture him to no end then mock him. Well have fun reading this because
I had fun writing it.
Dedication: to anyone who enjoys torturing Banks and thinks that Charlie or Guy or Jesse is better, or who has an abnormal since of humor
The World Revolves Around Me: An Adam Bank's Story
I didn't deserve this detention. I really didn't. I'm Adam fucking Banks. My father is a lawyer. My mother is a perfect little housewife. I'm on varsity and I'm a freaking sophomore! They can't give people like me a detention.
So what if I was late to class?
I was busy! So many new girls here at Eden Hall. I just had to greet them all. I have so many old friends that I just happened to have forgotten about that I was late. But I had to show them around and give them a tour. So what if we went back to my room and shagged? I'm Adam Banks!
I'm a tortured soul! Obviously no one knows that! Maybe I should have father tell them. I have ANGST! I have PROBLEMS! I have life threatening illnesses! I'm suicidal! I'm secretly in love with my best friend. I'm secretly gay! I have a child in Europe! So woe is me!
I'm in love with Julie! I stand up for her because she is incapable of doing so! We are perfect. But I cheat on her with all the pretty girls that Eden Hall is infested with! But she doesn't mind. She is spell bound by my charm and will never leave me. Until I leave her. When I do I can have her back when ever I want because. I'm Adam Banks!
I was over stressing my self! I must get into a good college! My father will abuse me more than he already does if I don't! He has focused all his aspirations on me!
So I'm a stressed out kid! Pity me! I get hurt all the time! I hide it so because I'm stubborn!
I can't help it that I'm devilishly good looking! I can't help what I am! And I can't help that the world happens to revolve around me. This is why I can't get detention.
I am so better than everyone here. Duh.
Dedication: to anyone who enjoys torturing Banks and thinks that Charlie or Guy or Jesse is better, or who has an abnormal since of humor
The World Revolves Around Me: An Adam Bank's Story
I didn't deserve this detention. I really didn't. I'm Adam fucking Banks. My father is a lawyer. My mother is a perfect little housewife. I'm on varsity and I'm a freaking sophomore! They can't give people like me a detention.
So what if I was late to class?
I was busy! So many new girls here at Eden Hall. I just had to greet them all. I have so many old friends that I just happened to have forgotten about that I was late. But I had to show them around and give them a tour. So what if we went back to my room and shagged? I'm Adam Banks!
I'm a tortured soul! Obviously no one knows that! Maybe I should have father tell them. I have ANGST! I have PROBLEMS! I have life threatening illnesses! I'm suicidal! I'm secretly in love with my best friend. I'm secretly gay! I have a child in Europe! So woe is me!
I'm in love with Julie! I stand up for her because she is incapable of doing so! We are perfect. But I cheat on her with all the pretty girls that Eden Hall is infested with! But she doesn't mind. She is spell bound by my charm and will never leave me. Until I leave her. When I do I can have her back when ever I want because. I'm Adam Banks!
I was over stressing my self! I must get into a good college! My father will abuse me more than he already does if I don't! He has focused all his aspirations on me!
So I'm a stressed out kid! Pity me! I get hurt all the time! I hide it so because I'm stubborn!
I can't help it that I'm devilishly good looking! I can't help what I am! And I can't help that the world happens to revolve around me. This is why I can't get detention.
I am so better than everyone here. Duh.