The Trials of Life
WhyDoUKnow: Ok, so I'm starting another fanfic. Wee. As you can see it's called the trials of life. However this will have barely any romance so I'm warning you of that right now. It's pretty much jus going to be funny. I hope. And yes, I realize how this chapter in the beginning sounds like it's Video Game but it's not.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto,okay? So stop stalking me.
Right now Naruto and Kiba were playing Uno.
This was the most ultimate uno game in all of existence. Absolutely no one dared to disturb this sacred uno game that had been going on for about 10 minutes.
NO ONE.
"Ha! Uno again Naruto!" Kiba shouted triumphantly as if he wasn't right beside Naruto.
"Agh!" grunted Naruto who had about 13 cards in his hand right now. Naruto was never sure why he played card games and board games with Kiba. Kiba always won so predicting the outcome of this game should be very easy.
However, Naruto was going to use one of Shikamaru's tactics. If it worked for Shikamaru it could work for Naruto too!
He stood up, pulled his foot back and made a kick for Kiba's one card.
He missed.
"Gah!" Naruto yelled in frustration while Kiba's face was kind of like 'WTF?'
So the, Naruto snatched Kiba's card out of his hand and started stomping on it like he was crazy.
Which he was but we won't go into that right now.
After Naruto was done having his hissy fit, he took a look at his door and started screaming and cursing again.
"What now?!" asked a very frustrated Kiba , who has been dealing with these hissy fits for DAYS now. DAYS.
"Do you see this?!" Naruto shouted, pointing at his door
Now Kiba was confused. "The…door?"
"No, no!" Naruto screamed looking like he was about to go on rampage. Like Donkey Kong.
"Now Kiba was even MORE confused than before."Um…the….um…door..knob?"
"Yes, do you see what is on my door knob?!" Naruto shouted practically jumping up and down.
""I…Oh…oh NO!" Kiba shouted, now realizing what Naruto was pointing to.
There were finger prints on Naruto's doorknob! Finger prints! Look at them!
"We must get some windex now!" Kiba shouted grabbing Naruto's arm ,Naruto was still having his spaz attack, and nearly dragged him out the door.
However no sooner had they stepped out the door were they ambushed by a bunch of jounin and knocked out. WTF.
When they woke up from their headache inducing slumber they were in the Hokage's office. Along with all the other genin ( that we KNOW )Shikamaru and Sasuke. Who was in a towel( No not Shikamaru). Even more WTF.
"Finally! Do you realize how long we've been waiting for this meeting?!" Tsunade said slamming her hands down on the table and nearly breaking it in half.
"Sorry Fifth Hokage Ma'am , but Kiba and Naruto were in the middle of the most epic uno match EVUR!!1 We could not interrupt it." Said Ninja#1 who was standing behind Naruto and Kiba.
"Oh, I see, said Tsunade now very calm " You are dismissed then." Tsunade waved them off and the ninja left the room.
"What?! I was taking a freaking bath and you interrupt ME?! What kind of crap is that? I was BATHING." Screamed an enraged Sasuke.
"I can see that, Sasuke." Tsunade said painfully.
Sasuke adjusted his towel and scooted a bit in his chair before deciding to get over and just be emo in silence. Sakura and Ino however ,were having a field day.
"OMFG Did you SEE?! Seriously. We should put this on YOUTUBE. Let's open the window for a BREEZE. OMG LOOK,LOOK! His TOWEL, OMFG, where is my CAMERA PHONE?!" came the not so much whispers of Sakura and Ino on the other side of the room.
This left Sasuke in a very uncomfortable state. But who cares?
"OK, I have called you all here for a reason-"
"Obviously." came Naruto's sarcastic voice from across the room.
Tsunade glared at him but continued. " We have received information from a city next to us that they have openings for a school in a few weeks. We know that you have not been to a real school but only a ninja academy where they teach about ninja…things. Cutting to the point, Tsunade said folding her hands, "We have chosen you twelve to be the first ninjas to actually go to a "regular" school and see how it works out. The future of Konoha's education depends on this guys, NO -SCREWING- , she turned to Naruto ( who was picking his nose ) AROUND."
Kiba raised his hand.
"Yes?" the somewhat annoyed fifth Hokage answered.
"Can we skip school?" Kiba asked in that Kiba way of his.
"No.: said Tsunade looking peeved.
Kiba's hand raised again.
Tsunade sighed. "No you cannot blow up the school."
Kiba's hand went down and Naruto raised his hand.
"Or spray graffiti on it."
Kiba's hand rose while Naruto's went down.
"Or kill the students."
This time Sasuke's hand raised.
"Or burn anything."
Sasuke snapped his fingers in a "Darn!" motion and went back to being emo.
"Ok since no one has anymore questions then I guess you'll be on your way. Come one, get outta here." Tsunade said making a shooing motion with her hands.
The genin and one chuunin left, being offended but Tsunade stopped them just before they left out the door.
"Oh wait one more thing, the school gave you each $20 for school supplies. Go crazy/" Tsunade said throwing the bags AT them more than TO them.
"Sweet!" Naruto yelled grabbing his money and running off to the mall to go things NOT related to school.
WhyDoUKnow:Okie dokie. I finally got the first chapter up. This is why I haven't updated Video Game in a few days. That and homework. Lots of homework. I would just like to let you know that the next chapter takes place at a mall. And involves Neji trying to shop…at a mall. One which he hasn't been to. Or knows anything aout for that matter. But anywho stay tuned or..or keep reading! Y