Daring Do and the Lost Kingdoms

by Angel Fire and Sunshine Delight

After reading the last of Twilight's Daring Do books, Rainbow Dash is inspired by the bold adventures of her favorite fictitious hero to embark on her own wild journey - a journey to find the Lost Kingdoms. What begins as a brave adventure will test the strength of her friendships, lead her to discover strange new realms, and force her to face the harsh realities of a dark and mysterious temple. Will Rainbow Dash survive a temple whose magic changes everypony who dares enter its ancient, vine-covered archways?

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It was one of those lazy summer days. Rainbow Dash lay curled up on her cloud in the clear blue sky, turning the worn pages of yet another riveting Daring Do book. At last she read the final words and shut the cover with a smile. Again Daring Do had prevailed, good had triumphed over evil, and the villain Ahuizotl had been defeated.

It wasn't long before Dash itched for another adventure to read. She sped off to Twilight's library, where the next book in the series awaited her.

Twilight saw a streak of rainbow flash by her window and went to greet her. "Oh hello, Rainbow Dash. How was the last Daring Do?"

"It was AWESOME! Man, when Daring outran that boulder, it was... you know, AWESOME!"

Twilight didn't have the chance to respond before Dash cut in.

"So... about the next book..."

But Twilight said, "Im sorry, somebody alraedy checked it out."

"Who chexed it out? =(" said Dash.

"lol i dunno" said Twilight.

And then rainbow got very mad because she wanted to read the book but there was no book because smoene had chexed it out and so she could not read it and that is why she was mad. She was so mad that she threw twilits sofa across the room and then it hit spike.

"ow," said spike. spike suddenly underwent unconscious. Then twilight said "fuck you rainbow dash now u owe me a sofa also spike mite be ded" Rainbow dashs' face contorted into an okay face like but only mroe sad. "okay" said rainbow dash to twilight. twilight's face made a stern.

the sexual tension in the room was vry high so rainbow got out of there. "I need to fu- i mean find twilight a sofa." but rainbow dash had read too many daring do books and her mind was full of fuck.

and then rainbow dash rolled in daringdo color paint until she is going to turn into daring do! "I AM DARING DO AND I AM ON THE ADVENTURE TO FIND THE MYTHICAL TREASUR OF THE LOST KINDOMS" she declared to all of ponyvile, which actually wasn't even listening.

TO THE TREASUR! shouted daring do (who was actually rainbow dash but daringdo color). she was so caught up in the sense of adventer so she dicided to go to MOST DANGEROUS PLACE insted. so then she was logic: "sofa is furniture and furniture is made of wood so the forest is ALSO made of wood!" it was very smart and brilliant and so she patted herself on the back with a hoof. it was mistaek becuz then she got orange daringDO paint on her hoof. it was gross.

so then she went to the most dangerous forest of them all (it was the everfree forrets) in the forest she met zecora. zecora kicked rainbow dash in the face. unforchunately for rainbow dash she forgot today was kick inf ace day which is zebra tradition.

when she came to there was a large CRASH. it was the sound of her pain. she remmembered that she had to find sofa. and then suddenly, she had a idea like lightbulb!"REARITY has sofa!"

unforchunaty, the bump on the hed really made it hard for her to think. but she was daring do so it was okay becuz that means that she was smart actually. as daring do approached THE TEMPLE OF DOOM (achully is carosel bootiqqe) beads of sweet began to form everywer on her body. like actually everywher. even her face. also other parts. but her face too especially. "there must be a key to the door" she said, looking at the ancient inscriptions on the old stone entrance. the key was her hoof kicking rearitys door very hard. this is becuz daringod used unconventional methods but it is vry affective! the door broke in halves.

"RARITY!" she crashed as she said through the door. "fuck you" rarity guffawed disgustingly but it was also quite proper at the same time because that is what buildign caracter is all about. good storys build caracter is what i am saying.

daring do looked upon her archnemisis heimlech von rarity(it is actually rarity because they are the same person but she can not tel) who was the nazi pony and she try to steal artefect from her? as she met rarity's now ville and vilanouse i's she became consoomed with a burning firey HATRET. a hatret so strong it almost turned her into a DARK DARINGDO full of fier and raged. she was almost about to unleashed it all upon the terror that seethed in front of her, but then she relized. if she did then what would seprate her from the nazis huh? HUH?

so insted then she decided toput heimlech von rearity in a deepdarkpit so that she couldn't never even hurt noponies no more. she tied up rearity extra tight and it was kinda kinky but not really that kinky it could have been kinkier? but it was still a little kinky.

"hey what are you doin rainbow dash" asked scootaloo who was passin bye. "oh nothing, " it was all very smart becuz she knew something but scootaloo did not !

" i'm just showing som nazis how REAL arkelogey is done" she said witiley. it was wittey because daring do does the arkelogey. "oh boy can i join you rainbow dash" pleaded scootalo with eger i's. "sure assistent you have to carry sofa I MEAN priceless artefact to twitlights hous". and then scootaloo carryed the sofa to twitlights hous.

but when they got there, suddenly, note was on the door! which said "taking spike to hospital his face is in intinsive care unit because sofa" it was dispointing in rainbow dash.

"onward ho!" said daring do. "hey!" said scootaloo. "that's not a niec word." "well wud u rather have a lollipop?" "BOY WOULD I!" exclaimed scootaloo. "well great, i keep it in my bag of fucks to give." rainbow prodused a bag. "but..." said scootaloo. "it's empty." "EXACTLY."

and then scootaloo suddenly had to take a pee. so then she went away.

"ew" said rainbow dash "that is tmi" and then sudnly a FLUTERSHY apered.

"oh hello rainbow dash, i just love this book soo much." fluttershy said shyly. in her hoof (ponies dont hav hands) was the very book that had ben chexed out of twitlits librery!

THE TENSION SUDDENLY OVER BECAME RAINBOW DASH WITH A SUDAN URGE OF FUERY.

"HOW DARE YOU STEAL THE SACRED ARTEFECTS. YOU MUST BE IN LEGUME WITH HEIMLICH"

"R-rainbow dash?" said fluttershy shyly.

"IT WAS YOU THIS ENTIRE TIEM. YOU ARE CONSPIRACY!"

"I... d-don't... c-calm down, rainbow dash! if... i mean, if that's okay with you." said fluttershy shyly.

rainbow found fluttershy laying below her cowering in fear. rainbow dash couldnt help but to think "dam this is pretty hawt". fluttershy was scared too but she was secritly thinkind the same thign. fluttershy gazed into rainbows raging rose colered i's. "r-rainbow dash. i-". rainbow dash cut her off with a kiss. it was a llustfull, pashionut kiss. fluttershy returned with ekual ferverr. and then they fuked. it was hawt. so hawt that i even cant even discrib how hawt becuz it was so hawt beyond the powerr of the words. i know because im a writer and now about the power of wiords.

anyway the point is they had hawt sex and it was very hawt
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TO BE CONTINUED?