(Writer-Person):

(::bounces in::) Uhhh...hello. Welcome to the random-randomness known as MISSION ACCEPTED! ("From Hell" style.) Ah, gotta love the bold italic letters.

Okay, down to business.
1-I dunno if any of you have read my YYH "from hell" fics (I had them posted way back when...o.o almost 2 years ago under the penname "SadSaturn") but yes, it will be the same random insanity that I know and love.

2-I don't expect ANYONE to take this seriously. Strictly for laughing purposes only. (or a fait smirk if you're the 'emotionless' type.) ....expect to see OOCness brought to a whole new level. (::audience cheers::)

3-SPELLING AND GRAMMAR WARNING OF DOOM! - yes, I'm older, I can spell somewhat better, (maybe even type better) but your heath may be at risk. I will fix any (and all ) errors as I notice them, but please forgive my brain farts. (you've been warned.)

4-Uhhh...what was supposed to go here? ...o.o...oh yeah. Disclaimer BS. Okie peeps, I'm sure you already know this, but I do not own the wonderful Crescent Moon ideas, characters, or anything of that sort. I DO, however, own the random randomness (idea wise, people) that will go into this story.

Yes, ok, enough intro, onto the story, gundamit!

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Prologue:

Dressed entirely in black, (with some blue and purple here and there) Mahiru tiptoed from her room and down the staircase. The bar seemed lifeless at this time of the night, making it the perfect time to have some fun. After making sure no one was around, Mahiru quickly slipped out the door and disappeared into the night's cool air.

CHAPTER 1:
Missing in action

"Oboro!!" Nozomu yelled as he ran throughout the house part of the building, "Mahiru left! I can't find her anywhere!! I called her aunt, her friends, some random guy who I looked up in the phone book, no one knows where she is!!!!!"

Akira, (who was standing at the end of the staircase at the time) looked up at the frenzied vampire. "Mahiru poofed? ... ... ... Errr...o.o... This 'random guy' you called. Was it the Chinese fast food dude? (::hopeful eyes::)"

Without looking where he was going, Nozomu started down the stairs and immediately tripped over one of those annoying fluffy hair tie things that girls wear and crashed directly into Akira (causing them both to splatter against the floor.)

Hearing the commotion, Oboro exited his room in order to scrape the mangled boys off the ground. "Are both of you alright?... I heard screams...."

"Uhhh...you heard that? Heh...It was Nozomu! (::point points at Nozomu::) I swear!"

(and before they knew it, Akira was gone.)

Oboro shook his head then glared at Nozomu. "What did I hear about the princess being missing?"

"SHE'S GONE!!! NO ONE HAS SEEN HER!!! SHE FELL OF THE EDGE OF THE EARTH!!! SOMEONE COULD HAVE KIDNAPPED HER!!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A SNACK!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"Don't pee your pants, Nozomu. The princess is at school, remember?"

Nozomu stopped hyperventilating and looked up just in time to see Misoka step from the shadows. (he was "observing" the scene from his hiding spot, AKA, behind the piano.)

"At school?! Why?!"

Misoka cleared his throat and began his story.

"There comes a time in every human's life where their parents, or in Mahiru's case, her aunt, shoves them off to a strange and unappreciated place called 'school.' In this 'school' they are taught a number of useless things such as people skills and whatnot. It is understood that if a child does not attend on a regular basis, their caretaker could be tortured with some sort of American animation known as 'Sponge Bob Stuplifacation.' (SBS for short.)

Anyway, thats not the point. If you were paying attention to her yesterday, you would remember her saying that the school is hosting a Halloween Festival that started well over an hour ago."

Nozomu blinked. "I SO knew that."

Misoka smirked. "I guess you knew that she asked you and Mitsuru to bring over all the decorations and candy she has packed in the back of the storeroom?"

"Of course." Nozomu scoffed as he walked off towards the bar.

Oboro and Misoka watched as the confident vampire ventured off in search of Mahiru's things.

"Think we should tell him that we don't have a storeroom?" Misoka asked as he adjusted his glasses.

"He'll figure it out...eventually."

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After a while of searching, Akira suggested that they go buy new "ultra cool stuff" for Mahiru's Halloween Festival. They hauled Mitsuru from his room and right before they stepped out the door, every light as far as the eye could see randomly shut off. (dun, duuunnn, duuuunnnnnn)

"Crap! Even the street lights are out!" Nozomu said in an irritated tone.

"Typical... I'm going back to my room. Don't bother me again unless you want to be electrocuted." hissed one amazingly annoyed tengu.

Nozomu grinned. "Aw, c'mon Mitsuru, you know you want to be our little flashlight. Besides, we have to go see if the power is out at Mahiru's school. She may need rescuing!"

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(Writer-Person):

Yeah, yeah, I know. This isn't pee-your-pants funny yet, but I'm working on it. (no really! o.o I am.) Anywho, I apologize for the short chapter. I'll try to make the next one longer!! (I'm easily bribed with reviews.) ...o.o...seriously. Tell me how much my writing skills suck, offer ideas for upcoming chapters (you'll get credit, of course), flame me until I fake a believable death, whatever you want.

My thanks for reading the first chapter!!

PS- The title of the story should make sense in chapter 2.