Chapter 01 of Return of the Gamer
Author's Notes: This is Red Blush's second attempt at writing a fanfiction. Please bare with Red Blush's amateur writing style. Red Blush hopes the readers enjoy the story.
Disclaimer: Red Blush doesn't own Naruto nor The Gamer, or any material from other franchises that will be mixed into this story. However, Red Blush does claim ownership of all original characters, techniques and concepts, unless they were supplied by another party. In which case, the material will be specified and credit will be given to the right people.
Warning: The following story contains very graphic depictions of violence, gore and sexual intercourse, implications/mentioning of rape, strong language, and scenarios some may find highly disturbing. So remember, Red Blush warned you.
Jutsu, Japanese translation: Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Technique)
Normal speech: "What the hell is this?"
Demon/Summon/Fusion speech: "How should I know?"
Human thinking: 'You're over millennia years old! Shouldn't you know this stuff?'
Demon/Summon/Fusion: 'I only pretend to know everything! I look more badass that way.'
Summary: Young Naruto has obtained the ability of The Gamer! With this he is more powerful than ever before! Smart Naruto! Powerful Naruto! Alive Kushina! Twin Sister; Narumi! Pairings undecided! May have character bashing!
Return of the Gamer
Chapter 01: Just What Happened To My Life?!
(6:38 AM - Uzumaki Clan Compound)
Ping!
[You have slept in your own bed. HP, MP & CP have been restored 100% each. All negative status effects and ailments have been cured.]
"Huh?" I lazily rose an eyebrow at the blue text suspended in mid air that was well within my reach.
The streams of sunlight from the window caught my eye as a gentle wind shifted the curtains. I groaned loudly at that, raising my arm to my eyes to shield myself from the blinding light.
The text earlier was still hovering in my face. I honestly couldn't deal with Kaa-chan's usual genjutsu test this morning again so I promptly ignored it.
The shuffling of movement brought me to look at my side. The golden locks of the girl that clenched to my side was sprawled over the form of myself and her own, her face buried in my chest. I could hear her faint breathing and she snuggled up to my chest, I smiled at that and combed my fingers through her hair. I was rewarded with a content sigh from her lips as she seemed to snuggle in closer. If I didn't know any better I'd say she was trying to merge bodies at this point.
The annoying box of texts still floated before me so deciding to go along with this genjutsu for kicks and laughs, I do away the illusional box; pressing [X]. 'Who knew Kaa-chan knew enough about games to make something like this? Heck! I can even feel it!' I half-asked myself, 'She's probably messing with me because I've been up playing games all night again.' I deadpanned.
"Oh well. Since I'm awake, might as well get ready." I spoke aloud.
"Naru-chan." I lightly shook my sister awake, "It's time to get up."
The girl whined at being woken up early, Narumi and I were never morning persons. But hey, can't lie in bed forever can we?
Seeing that she refused to move and only buried her face deeper into my chest, I groaned silently. I needed Kaa-chan to get this genjutsu off me soon. An idea then came to mind as I drew Narumi up closer in my arms and whispered in her ear, "Kaa-chan is making cinnamon buns this morning."
The reaction was instant.
The girl had moved with the speed of a demon as she was only a blur to my eyes when she suddenly sprung out of bed, out through the bedroom door. I then heard the tap of feet as she went downstairs. Shortly after I heard Narumi's loud whining, "O-Onii-chan that's mean!"
I laughed at her distress, "Works every time." grinning I got out of bed and went inside the bathroom of my room.
Absent-minded, I grabbed the toothpaste and toothbrush to begin the ritual of my morning cleaning. The path of the toothbrush to my mouth paused abruptly as I stared at mirror for a few moments. Specifically, the blue text floating above my head in the reflection.
The Gamer
LV4 Uzumaki Naruto
"Ok, it's official. Kaa-chan's got to messing with me." I chuckled and shook my head in amusement. I went back to getting ready.
(15 minutes Later)
Walking down the stairs I went over to the kitchen where I knew the other occupants of the house will be. I wore a simple black t-shirt with the Uzumaki spiraling symbol on the back and a green baggy pants that had several pockets at the sides and reached just below my knees. My sun-kiss golden hair had a slight shimmer of light to it, signs of it still being damp from my shower.
"Morning Kaa-chan, Naru-chan!" I greeted both of my most precious people in the world, giving them one of my smiles. Not the kind of smile I usually give others, but a genuine smile of love, care and happiness I'd only give them.
The form of Narumi caught my attention. She wore a skin tight pink top with her own Uzumaki spiraling symbol on the back. The top hugged her upper feature perfectly, giving a nice display of her relatively small sized C cup breasts in the material and a show of her slender waistline. She had on a purple shorts that reached roughly below the middle of her thighs. A sway of the hip here and there could give one a flash of what's underneath, though fortunately — or unfortunately depending on your point of view — she was wearing alluring black stockings below. Just like me, she had whisker marks — a feature Kaa-chan said was because of the Kyuubi — but two on both of her cheeks instead. She may not have had the beautiful red hair of our mother, but she had her just-as-beautiful eyes.
Narumi returned my smile with one of her own, "Morning Onii-chan! Kaa-chan actually made cinnamon buns this morning!" the blonde squealed out as she began eating one of those very buns.
"Ah, see! I was so totally not a meanie back then." I laughed but it died down quickly as it came when I noticed the text floating above Narumi's head.
Chain Maiden
LV14 Uzumaki Narumi
The mother of both children were about to give her own greetings when she noticed my sudden change in demenour, "Sochi?"
The voice of my mother drew my attention to herself. As always, I was mesmerized by how beautiful she was and how that affected everything around her. Her long crimson locks flowed down pass her back as she wore her usual household attire, a casual dress of a tan colored blouse and a dark brown skirt that flowed down to her ankles, all protected by a green apron she always wears whenever doing housework. Her bright violet eyes met my own blue ones, showing my confusion as finally, my eyes rested upon the texts above her head.
Uzumaki Clan Leader/Mother Goose/Chain Maiden/Red Death
LV? Uzumaki Kushina
'Wait, what? Her LV isn't showing? Kaa-chan must be pulling my leg now.'
"Ummm... Kaa-chan?" I spoke up after getting over the shock of Kaa-chan making her LV unidentifiable.
"Yes Sochi?" she spoke in a motherly tone, her voice sounding genuinely worried.
"Can you cancel your genjutsu now?" I asked a bit annoyed that Kaa-chan would be messing with me like this, "I know I love games and all but seriously? Making your LV unidentifiable isn't funny." I huffed in defiance.
"Sochi? I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't place any genjutsu on you…" the red head replied being thoroughly confused by my words.
"Wait, you mean you didn't put a genjutsu on me this morning?" I rose a suspicious eyebrow at that.
"No I didn't…" Kushina frowned at that before narrowing her eyes at my form. "You don't seem to be under the effects of a genjutsu either, your chakra is flowing just like it always has." she stated in a matter-a-fact tone.
"Onii-chan I would have known and told you that you were under a genjutsu too." Narumi said her piece as both females looked at me with worried eyes.
"But..." I paused briefly, looking at the text floating above their heads again, "Why am I seeing those text above your heads?"
"Huh?" was their intelligent response. They both gave me a look as if I were crazy.
…
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…
Before they both started laughing. "Oh, is this another one of your pranks Onii-chan?" Narumi breathed out between laughs as Kushina calmed down from her own fit of laughter shortly.
"I'm serious, I'm not joking around." I spoke out calmly. Too calmly. Right now I should be panicking about this, about them not believing me and mistaking this for another one of my pranks. I need to think!
Ping!
[A quest has been created!]
Ping!
[Quest Alert!]
Make Them Believe, Dattebayo!
Main Quest: Convince your mother and sister that you're see texts above people's heads now!
Main Quest Completion: 500 EXP, Reassure your mother and sister you aren't crazy
Hidden Objective: 300 EXP per Hidden Objective Completed, "?", "?", "?"
Failure: Decrease closeness with mother and sister, mother and sister thinks you're crazy, "?"
[Quest is Mandatory!]
'What?!' my visage became even more confused at this box of texts. 'Is this seriously a quest? Wait? Quest? EXP? Question marks? Hidden Objective? Failure?! Just what the fuck is happening?!'
Author's Notes:
RB (Red Blush): Arigato for reading Red Blush's story. Please review after reading, Red Blush would really appreciate it. Red Blush will give the flames of the Flamers to the Flame God whilst chanting "Flames for the Flame God!" merrily. Constructive criticisms are gratefully accepted by Red Blush.
Rei: Hai! Arigato for reading Red-sama's story!
RB: Ano...everyone, this is Red Blush's cute little assistant, Rei. For those of you who don't know Rei, Rei has been with Red Blush since Red Blush made The Ninja Titan Slayer...which hasn't got far in Red Blush's honest opinion. So Red Blush has be struck by inspiration to do this kind of story! A Naruto and The Gamer crossover!
Rei: I will try my best to keep you inspired Red-sama!
RB: Red Blush thinks you may have given the readers the wrong idea at that point… *blushes*
Rei: Non-sense! I will- *blushes* Wait! Not that kind of inspiration you pervert! Red-sama! *pouts*
RB: Hehe. *grins smuggly* Red Blush must go now. Goodbye my readers!
Rei: Hai, hai! Bye bye! Until next time! And Red-sama, get that stupid grin off your face! Grrr!
