This is a collection of ideas by Holly Pickeslover, Shadowlover09, Panda Cat Blaze, and by me, Blazenutmeg. We gathered up some random thoughts on how the penguins died over lunch. We thought it would be pretty funny….

First is: Holly's Ways

Disclaimer: I own no Penguins. This makes me sad. I own sugar, though….

How the Penguins Meet their End by Holly Pickleslover

Skipper-Gets dipped in Hair-Removal stuff and dies of embarrassment

One random day, Skipper was patrolling the zoo. And he was walking along when he saw one of the lemurs stirring something in a vat.

He walked (no, waddled xD) up to them and asked what was in the pot.

Now all of the lemurs were in uber-weird mode, and so one of them grabbed Skipper and dumped him in the vat.

When he was able to reach the surface and breathe again, he realized with great terror that he had no feathers.

Not one.

None.

Zero.

Zilcho.

He was extremely embarrassed. HE WAS SO STRESSED.

He had a heart attack on the spot and died.

(It was a closed-casket funeral to preserve his dignity, by the way.)

Kowalski-trapped in bubble

One day, all the penguins were happily blowing bubbles for no apparent reason. Rico had some kind of super bubble solution and blew a bubble that was incredibly big. Kowalski became trapped inside it.

He was fine for a while, but soon could not breathe any longer and suffocated inside a soap bubble.

In order to save his body for a funeral, Skipper (who has a secret supply of thumbtacks) went and got about ten boxes of thumbtacks and everyone started throwing thumbtacks at the giant bubble that was floating away with Kowalski inside.

THE END

Private Gets turned into JELLO

One day, Kowalski was fooling with his jello-device thingy while Private was walking around. Kowalski somehow got shocked, jumped back in surprise, and accidently aimed the thingy RIGHT AT PRIVATE.

You can guess what happens…..

Rico-cut in half

One day, Skipper randomly decided he wanted something from Rico. And he was in an EXREMELY bad mood, so he didn't just so, 'Rico! Give me ….." He hit Rico in the stomach extremely hard, and Rico threw up his chainsaw, but was distracted, and he did not catch it. It actually sawed him in half…..

Keep an eye out for Panda Cat Blaze's ways!