Charcter list/descrption:

Charlie Swan: 40, Current resident of Forks Washington. His only daughter died along side of her husband. He now owns a boarding house. (Joey: Who was his duaghter again? Shay: I think her name was Bella, she fell in love with some vampire named Edward. And they ended up dying, sometime after they had a kid. Joey: Wow, I wonder how many Bella's there was before her.)

Ice: 18, Vampire/Human hybrid, moved to Forks one year ago to learn about his family. (Shay: How does he even know he has a family? and why would they live in Forks? Joey: Well i think he knows because he was born, you idiot!)

InuYasha: 19, Half Dog Demon. Moved to Forks to start over without Kagomes constant nagging. (Shay: Thank god! Kagome is fianlly gone! YES!)

James: 18, awesome guy who visits the boarding house quite often.

Jezebel Trent: 17, A real southern problem child. Moved to Forks to stay with her step brother Micheal. (Joey: SUEEEEE! *pig calling noise* Shay: Joey you shouldn't make fun of people, you annoying pig. Joey: I'm not a pig!)

Koga: 19, Wolf Demon, Not a very bright person. Moved to Forks because he wanted something more out of life. (Shay: for such a cutie, he's really stupid. Joey: ...)

Micheal Glass: 20, former resident of Morganville Texas. Moved to Forks to get away from Vampires. (Shay: Dumbass! Joey: Idiot! )

Miroku: 19, Moved to Forks after Songo kicked him out. (Joey: I wonder what he did? Shay: Well from what I heard, he cheated on her with Kagome, of all people. Joey: Did she atleast keep the car? Shay: I think she said, she did.)

Reneseme: 17, Vampire/Human hybrid. Orphaned after both parents were killed. Staying with her grandfather. (Joey: Ice, dude get out of my head! I know you two get together, I helped come up with this story! So get out of my head! Shay: Joey? Are you alright?)

River Frost: 17, Shane Collin's annoying roomate, red-bull addict. (Shay: You need to go to a redbull addict meeting.)

Sesshomuru: 20, Couldn't stand Rin, moved to Forks to get away from her. (Joey: I think he's gay, I honestly do. Shay: He's too sexy to be gay!)

Shadow: 18, Moved to Forks to get away from annoying fan girls, and SONIC. (Joey: Poor Shadow... Shay: I know, I would wanna move away from Sonic too.)

Shane Collins: 18, Description is the same as Micheal. (Shay: Whats the deal with these guys moving to get away from vampires, to a place with vampires? Joey: They're dumbasses?)

Shippo: 10, Followed InuYahsa to Forks. (Shay: He's sooo adorable! Joey: Highfive for Shippo fans!)

Sonic: 15, Followed Shadow. (Shay: Shadow's plan didn't work=[[ Joey: Thats so sad)

Special apperance by:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and old Shredder: Haunts InuYasha'a dreams.

This chapter is the piliot of the show, it basically introduces are newest charcters, Ice, Jez, and River. And basically all we wanted to do is see how things would work out with everyone moving into the same house. No, Edward and Bella are not in this story because quite frankly, we just don't like them. I don't own any of the charcters, except for Ice, Jez, and River, or any of the songs that are metioned or sung by the characters, except for there is a song that we kind of made fun of. It's called Jesse's Toast. You can guess what the real song is. Just so you know, all the charcters are staying at Charlies boarding house. Thank you, and enjoy. My brother and I also going to be toturing the characters with are thoughts of the situation or whatever. Whenever we do this it will appear in bold and italics.

This is not what Charlie had in mind at all, when he decided to open a boarding house. He only wanted to let a few people in, have them pay rent, and have a quiet little house. But thats not what happened at all. What have I gotten myself into? Charlie asked himself, as he looked about the crowded room. This place is filled up to the brim with teenage boys! Just what I needed, and half of them aren't even human! As if I didn't have enough trouble having to raise my half vampire grand-daughter!

"Oh suck it up, old man." Renesme said, as she walked through the door. "you wanted to open a boarding house and help people, so instead of just people you have another hypbrid, just like me, a half demon, a wolf demon, a fox demon, a dog demon, and two hedgehogs. Oh I almost forgot and three humans!"

"Renesme! Stop reading my thoughts!" Charlie said, he was having enough trouble trying to think anyway.

"Oh fine! I have some urgent business to attend to anyway." She said, starting to walk into the crowd. "Oh River?" She hollered.

Charlie had quickly given up trying to obtain any kind of order, so he headed to his office. He was almost up there when he ran into Micheal Glass, one of the only three humans in the house, not including himself.

"Good evening Micheal." He said, as Micheal stopped.

"Hey Charlie." Micheal replied. Micheal was in a hurry, he had to get to the train station, and he was running late as it is.

"You seem to be in a hurry, whats your rush?" Charlie asked.

"You see, sir. I have to go get my little sister, Jez. She's going to come stay with us. But before you object, she has agreed to pay full rent, and she won't complain about anything." Micheal said, in a rush. Please let him, leave it at that. I have to go. Micheal thought.

"Well alright, but she'll be staying in your room, seeing as how your the only one with an open bed." Charlie said.

"Alright, thank you sir." Micheal said as he flew down the steps and out the front door.

"Why didn't you just stay home, Erik?" Jezebel asked her Ex-boyfriend, who seemed to still think they were together. She was looking for her brother Micheal, as the train was slowing down.

"Well I was hoping to chage your mind about leaving, but I was supposed to do that before the train started movin." Erik said in his usual moutain accent. Jezebel was glad that her mother had kicked her out, she was tired of living in Waynesville, Nc. It was too small town for her. She rolled her eyes in agravation at Erik.

"I told you to get off the train. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go, my brother is waiting on me." She said. Micheal please be here. I can't stand talkin to this pig-headed moron anymore, She thought to herself as she grabbed her bags and started walking towards the exit. She made it off the train with out Erik following her, thank goodness, and she quickly found Micheal standing near one of the benches. She hadn't seen her brother in so long. He looked so much different. He had cut his blonde hair, it used to be to his shoulders but now it's shorter, more like a shag, and he had gotten taller, but his eyes, and smile still stayed the same. She dropped her bags and ran to him, hugging him tightly.

"It's nice to see you to Jez." Micheal laughed, as he pulled away.

"It's been so long, Micheal." Jez said, picking her bags up again.

"I know, look at you. You've gotten taller and your hair is longer, and you look alot like dad." Micheal laughed, once again. But then stopped, and looked down to his side.

"Oh, I'm sorry Shippo, this is my little sister Jezebel." He said, pointing to Jez. Jez hadn't even noticed that the little boy was standing there, until Micheal had pointed it out. But there was something odd about him. The little boy had cute little ears on the top of his head, he was kinda furry with red fur, and he had a tail. But he was dressed like a normal little boy. Jez had an unsual urge to touch him.

"Um...Hello." The little creature/boy said. "I'm a Shippo, it's nice to meet you."

"Well hello Shippo, it's nice to meet you too, but if you don't mind me asking, what are you?" Jez asked, she wasn't trying to offend him, and she hoped she hadn't. She was just honestly curious.

Shippo laughed, he didn't seem to be offended at all. "I'm a fox demon." He said.

"Oh really? Wow, thats really neat." Jez said, but before she could say more. They heard someone yell.

"Jezebel please don't leave me darlin' I need you, I don't know how to make butter like you do!" Erik was hanging out of the train window.

"Just go home Erik." Jez said, as Micheal, Shippo, and her started walking towards the car.

"Okay everyone calm down!" Charlie yelled at the crowd in the living room.

"I'll calm down when you give my freakin' room key." Ice said, in a very calm voice, that was loud enough to go over the all the noise.

"I already gave everyone their room keys" Charlie said, he was getting impatient with this kid.

"You did NOT give me a room key." Ice said, stubbornly.

"I did too! Who are you?" Charlie said, between his teeth.

"Ice" Ice replied.

"Your in 21 your key should be under your door mat!" Charlie yelled.

"Well thanks for telling everyone where it is!" Ice exclaimed.

Charlie had, had just about enough of this. He stood up on the desk and was just about to yell when Renesmee beat him to it.

"Everyone calm down!" She yelled at the crowd. Charlie was shocked that everyone was now quiet, completely quiet. He cleared his throat.

"Everyone report to your rooms, dinner will be served at 7." He said, camly.

"Yeah? Well what if we don't want it?" The dark hedgehog said.

"Well thats just too damn bad, now isn't it?" Charlie growled.

"Will there be blood served at this dinner?" Renesme asked, politely.

"Renesme, you know the answer to that." Charlie said.

"Yeah, yeah, if I want blood I have to go out to the woods and hunt. Anyone wanna come with?" She asked, she looked around the room, and smiled when Ice slightly raised his hand. "Come on." She said, as she turned for the door.

"Now you be back around 10, young lady." Charlie said, as everyone else was starting to depart to their rooms, finally.

"Charlie!" She groaned, he was totally being unfair.

"Don't worry, sir. She's with a responsable adult" Ice said, looking straight at Charilie.

"Oh yeah? And how old are you?" Charlie asked, he was actually beginning to have a little fun.

"18 3/4" Ice replied.

"18? Well that changes everything. Be back by 9." Charlie said, and walked off to his office.

Jez was quite nervous as she followed Micheal, and the little fox demon up the stairs to her new room. She had to admit the house was beautiful. It was kind of an old Victorian style house. It was like a house right out of a fairy-tale in her eyes. She had seen the living room, it was cozy, the walls were painted a light yellow, there was a couch and some recliners, video game systems hooked up to a nice flat screen TV. The hallways were painted the same color yellow but on the walls hung pictures of a nice little family, and some paintings of scenery. It just so happened that Micheal and Jez's room was on the first landing, so she didn't get to see the rest of the house, but she stopped right at the top of the steps, to look around. She seen the door Micheal went in, so she wasn't worried about not finding the room. She took a deep breathe and noticed that the house smelled like lavender incesne. This is so much nicer than the farm, she thought. She had just picked her bags back up when a boy who seemed about her age walked passed her. She didn't think anything of it, until she realized he had stopped and was looking at her.

"Who are you?" The boy asked. Jez turned to face him. The boy had black hair that fell over his right eye. His eyes were green, and had a little bit of black liner tracing the bottom lash line, he had a cute face, with his lip peirced. He was wearing a pair of holy jeans and A Linkin Park T-shirt.

"I'm Jezebel" She said, she hadn't really noticed her accent until just now. Oh man, I bet I sound like a freak.

"Jeza-what?" The boy said, confused.

"Jezebel" She said again.

"Jeza..." For some reason this boy could not say her name. She was gettin annoyed.

"Jezebel" She said one more time, trying to still sound friendly.

InuYasha was getting mad, that conversation outside his door was interupting his sleep. He opened the door and poked his head out.

"Do you mind? People are trying to sleep here." He growled at River, but then he looked where River was looking. There was a strange girl there, with suitcases. Hmmm...a new girl house mate. Well this should be fun, he thought, as he opened the door fully and leaned against the door frame. About that time River had blurted out something really strange:

"Jez-ina-box?" He said. InuYasha looked at the girl, she seemed to be getting mad but he couldn't help what slipped out of his mouth. "Your name is Jez-ina-box? Wow, and I thought my name was weird." The girl turned, apparently surprised he was there, but the surprised look quickly turned into a glare.

"No. My name is not 'jez-ina-box'!" The girl exclaimed with a heavy southern accent.

"Her name is Jezebel, River, get it right." Shane Collins said, stepping out of his room.

"Oh yeah? How do you know?" River said.

"Because she's Micheals little sister dumb-shit!" He said, as he was walking towards her. "Oh, and just to let you know, this includes you InuYasha, you really should try not to piss her off. Even though it's clearly too late for you River."

"Why shouldn't we piss her off?" InuYahsa asked.

"Becasue she enjoys hurting people." Micheal said coming out of there room.