DISCLAIMER:

I'm sorry. I just wanted to say, I DO own Artemis Fowl!

Artemis: No you don't.

Me: Fine then. Holly does.

Artemis: That's better. I think.

Me: …

General Audience: No! Eoin Colfer does!

Everyone else: Fine!

This is my first attempt at a fanfic. Don't get mad if somethings off. :(

Artemis was sitting at his computer although for once, he wasn't doing anything. Butler knocked at the door. "Dinner is ready Artemis," he said. Artemis stood up. "Very well, Butler. Tell mother I shall be down in a couple of minutes," Artemis said. Butler smiled. "So its mother now is it?" he asked. "You need to stop being so formal." Artemis just stood there. "If you don't mind, Butler?" He motioned to leave him alone. Holly wasn't talking to him. It's been almost three months since they went back in time to save Jay Jay. He tried calling but she wouldn't answer, but he still tried. Eventually he stopped trying altogether. But tonight he was going to try something different. He went downstairs to find a nice dinner set out for the family. "Hello Arty," said Angeline hugging him. "Hello to you too, mot- I mean mum," Artemis managed to choke out. "If you don't mind I'd like to live past dinner." Angeline let go. "Oh yes, sorry Arty" she said. "You've been up there for ever. Is something wrong?" Artemis sat down. "No, I'm fine," he said. "Now let's enjoy dinner before it gets cold." He sat down and started to eat. They were having smoked salmon and buttered potatoes. (A/N: I don't know what Artemis would have had so there.) Once he was finished eating he stood and said "I'm going to my room. I might be down in a few minutes, or I might not. It depends on how my idea turns out." He turned away, but as he started to leave, Angeline whispered to him, "Is it about Holly?" Artemis turned around and nodded. "Okay then, if you need to go to Haven you have my permission," Angeline said. Artemis nodded and continued to his room. Artemis designed a new fairy communicator. It was shaped like a cell phone. He always insisted that it was a 'cellular telephone' but everyone else still called it a cell phone. He called Foaly. He answered with "Hello Artemis, what do you want?" Artemis frowned. "How do you know I didn't call just to say hi?" Foaly laughed. "The great Artemis Fowl doesn't say 'hi'." Artemis sighed. "Your right, I do want something," Foaly grinned. "Of course you do. Now what is it that you want?" he asked. "I want a visa to come down," he replied. Of course, that made Foaly's grin even wider. "To see Holly, right?" Artemis sighed. "Yes, Foaly," he said dully. "Now can you get me one, or not?" he asked. Foaly's grin faded a little. "I sure can. But I won't." Artemis scowled. Foaly grinned at his reaction. How about you get me a pound of carrots and I give you the visa." Artemis sighed again. "Fine then," Artemis replied. Meet me at Tara tomorrow at 9:00 AM." Foaly said. "Okay Foaly. See you tomorrow," Artemis said.

That evening, 6:00 PM, Fowl Manor

Artemis had to get ready for his trip. He sighed and packed the rest of his things. He packed a suit and a few pairs of casual clothes. He started dressing casually ever since he got back after saving Jay Jay. Butler and him had decided that he never knew when he had to go on another adventure, hopefully not another one for a while. He pressed the intercom button and said, "Butler, I want you to bring the Bentley out front." Butler went over to it and said to Artemis, "Okay Artemis." Then he went to leave when he heard, "Thanks, old friend." Meanwhile Artemis was getting some money from his personal safe. 'Holly had better appreciate this,' Artemis thought.

That's just the beginning! Don't worry though because there will be... er... better things after. Hopefully longer chapters to.