Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo.
Warnings: Ikkaku being a moron, yaoish I guess
I honestly don't know where this came from, but it attacked me so I wrote it down quick because it was little and I don't want it to spawn. Please review and let me know what you think!
Peeping
'Come on.' The blond looked around and cocked his head, listening closely. 'That's right, no one here. Go ahead, it's fine. Not a soul in a six block radius.' Except, well, him. But that would be ok. He could hide his reitsu pretty well.
After the trouble he went to clear out said six block radius, Ikkaku deserved the show he was here to see. Or at least that's what he told himself. But, the tight belt was coming undone and was folded tidily before the edges of the neckline started to slide down, showing pale, soft looking skin. The bald man licked his lips and leaned a bit forward, shivering in the warm air.
"Ikka!"
'Oh shit.' The bald man scrambled to the opposite edge of the roof and waved down frantically. "Shhh!" Purple eyes narrowed at him before the flutter of cloth signaled his long time friend and partner in most crimes hopping up to sit beside him.
"Why? What are you doing up here?" As if the bastard didn't know. Neatly clad little feet kicked idly, thudding gently and the larger man cringed with each sound.
"If he catches us, he'll kill us both." But the blond hadn't stopped undressing, just paused to remove his sandals, upper body bare. Maybe he hadn't heard. "What do you want?" Ikkaku lowered his voice to a whisper, hoping Yumichika would follow.
No such luck. "Nope, not me. I can fight back, even against soft little boys." A catty smirk and he leaned forward to watch dark cloth slide over trim legs. "He's so scrawny, I don't see why you like him so much."
"Shut up. Be quiet, he'll hear you." A quick peek showed the blond to be slowing, uniform held in his hands, eyes closed. Ikkaku felt the touch of seeking reitsu brush against him and tightened his hold on his personal energy.
"And that would be so awful, wouldn't it? That he might hear me while I try and talk you out of spying on him." Those damn feathers arched delicately and Ikkaku wanted to strangle him. "You should just go join him, not like he'll mind."
"Keep your voice down!" A nervous glance over the edge of the roof showed the light hair tilted, eyes scanning the grounds. 'Oh shit, oh shit, don't look up!' Thankfully Yumi was quiet, waiting for an answer; even his feet stopped moving and the area fell completely silent as the bald man held his breath.
This shoulders shrugged and slender hands rested on the edge of his loose white under pants, fiddling with the tie. Ikkaku whispered form the side of his mouth, not taking his eyes off the promised treat. "Of course he would. He's not like you, I can't just go ahead and do whatever i want." An annoyed huff from his best friend but the brunet remained otherwise silent. "Just a minute, ok?"
"Ah, Ikka?" The brunet tugged at his arm and was swatted at. He pulled again, harder. "Ikkaku!"
"What!" Dark eyes turned to see the pretty man darting away, running full speed along the roof top. He frowned and turned back, a tingle running over his skin.
A faint call came seconds before bright red light slammed into him. "Run!" Sun warm shingles bit into his back as he bounced before rolling to the street. A slender arm wrapped around his waist and yanked him away and over a delicate shoulder. "You're so slow." A soft grunt as Yumichika adjusted him and took off, bolting for home. "And heavy. Lose some damn weight!"
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Kira brushed his hands and gathered his clothes. 'Assholes.' He still couldn't believe someone was actually watching him on the rare occasion he bathed in the outdoor pools. A quiet sigh as he retreated back inside; and he was always so careful not to be seen too. 'I hope I blew something valuable off!' Served them right.