Yeah so, this was just something to do for when I'm bored and I have writer's block. I saw this and, even though it's mainly used for OCs, I did it. Some of the characters are OCs, others are just plain Nyotalia characters. It's a crossover of Hetalia and Prince of Tennis, but the characters are just genderbended. Some of the characters have different last names, others have the same, since I was too lazy to think up of new ones. SOME characters also have the same FIRST names, since I'm still thinking up genderbended names for those specific characters. An example, for this chapter, is Fem! Jirou. I have yet to think up of a name for her, so she will be reffered to as Jirou. Another example of the 'same last name' idea is Chizuru Yukimura, which is just a female Seiichi Yukimura.
Characters to know:
Anya Braginski- Pretty obvious, female Russia (Hetalia)
Momoka Yashiko- Female Momoshiro (PoT)
Chizuru Yukimura- Already explained (PoT)
Seiji Fujiko- Female Fuji (PoT)
Alice Feliciana- Female Italy (Hetalia)
Fem! Jirou- Already explained (PoT)
Nami Reinji- Female Kaidoh, more on her after the chapter (PoT)
Miharu Yashiko- Female Inui, more on her after the chapter (PoT)
Saiyuki Kajiura- Female Sanada, more on her after the chapter (PoT)
Yuuka Fujiko- Female Yuuta, more on her after the chapter (PoT)
I feel bad that there aren't many Hetalia characters yet, but more will appear soon, trust me.
Now, enough with the boring talk, read on!
PICK SIX CHARACTERS::
1. Anya Braginski
2. Momoka Yashiko
3. Chizuru Yukimura
4. Seiji Fujiko
5. Alice Feliciana
6. Fem! Jirou
Let the Crack begin!
1. Okay so first, introduce each other! Anya introduces Jirou, Momoka introduces Alice, Chizuru introduces Seiji and vice versa.
"I don't know Jirou that well, but for some reason, I find her rather annoying." Anya states with a smile. "All I really know is that she sleeps a lot and is really lazy."
Jirou, who was awake, sweat-drops and steps back, "Well, um… I think… that Anya is… a rather nice person. She's… certainly bright."
Anya sends her a bright smile, which only makes Jirou take another step back.
Momoka tilts her head, staring at Alice with calculating eyes that she learned from her older sister, "Well, I don't know you that well either, but you seem pretty nice, if not ditzy."
Alice grins, "Ve~ Thank you! You seem really nice too! It's nice to meet you!"
Momoka grinned proudly, puffing out her chest a little, "Why thank you."
Chizuru, smiling peacefully and standing next to Seiji, who was also smiling peacefully, spoke up next, "Seiji is a really nice friend to have. She's always the first person I go to for advice on how to mess with my teammates. We always send each other pictures of our own teammates when they're at their weakest points. The look of depression on their faces is always so amusing."
"Yes, it's always calming to see Kirihara look so embarrassed. She's so adorable. You should send me more pictures of her." Seiji placed a hand to her cheek, smiling at Chizuru.
Chizuru returned the smile, "Of course. I recently got a picture of her covered in maple syrup from one of Nirou's recent pranks."
"Can't wait to see it."
The two smiling sadists giggled together, and everyone, save for Anya who looked interested in their conversation, took a step back.
2. Seiji, who is Momoka's lover/crush and what do you think of him/her? If Momoka doesn't have one, who do you think fits best with Momoka?
Seiji smiles as a light blush dances across her cheeks, "Well, Momoka thinks that she has a thing going on with Tachibana-san's younger brother, but in reality, we all know that she and Nami have some kind of sexual tension going on. Whether they're both girls or not."
Momoka storms in, stomping her feet, red faced, "Seiji-senpai, that's not true! Like hell I would ever have a 'thing' for that stupid emo-garu!"
Seiji just giggles, "Sure Momo-chan, whatever you say."
3. Jirou has to pretend to be Anya's girlfriend because Anya's parents want someone to go out with Anya. Jirou is not amused with Anya's offer but does so anyway. How does it go?
Jirou shivered as Anya placed an arm around her shoulders.
"Oh Anya! Finally you found someone! I don't even care that it's a girl, as long as it's SOMEONE!" Anya's imaginary mother that will not have a name because she doesn't even exist exclaimed joyfully.
"Yes, it's about time. This young girl seems promising." Anya's father who is also imaginary because he also doesn't exist stated.
Anya smiled at her imaginary parents that don't even exist, "Yes, Jirou's really adorable, isn't she? I just know that she's the right one for me, ne, Jirou?" Anya glanced down at the shorter girl, who almost yelped as she realized all attention was on her.
"U-uh… yeah. I-I'm really glad to have found someone like you, Anya…-chan." She added the honorific after Anya squeezed her shoulders tightly.
She hoped to all gods out there that this would end with her still alive.
4. Curiosity got to Chizuru and she went inside a haunted mansion. Alice is the owner and Chizuru finds out! Do they fight, run away? What happens?
"Oh? Alice-san?" Chizuru tilted her head as she saw Alice, one of the other 5 girls that got roped into this stupid meme, sitting at a table inside an abandoned mansion, "What are you doing here?"
"Ve~! This is my haunted mansion! It's based off of the game Luigi's Mansion, which makes since because Luigi is Italian." Alice smiled that ditzy smile as she sat in front of her plate of pasta. That was just randomly sitting there. In an abandoned mansion.
"Oh? Well, I think the place looks really great. Keep up the good work."
"Ve~ Grazie!"
5. Oh no! Momoka is in terrible danger and no one will help her! Though Momoka believes someone will help her, who is it and how long will it take for Momoka to realize?
"Oh woe is me!" Momoka cried to herself over nothing in particular, because she's supposed to be in terrible danger, yet she doesn't know what is so dangerous at the moment.
Miharu, Momoka's older sister, randomly came up to her, because that's just what she does, "Momoka? What's wrong?" She asked, uncharacteristically looking worried as she placed a hand on her younger sister's shoulder.
"I'm in terrible danger and I need someone to help me!" Momoka cried, not giving much details on what EXACTLY was wrong.
"Don't worry!" Miharu uncharacteristically puffed out her chest as she stood proud and tall, fireworks and stars shining in the background, "You're big sister Miharu is here to help you!"
"Oh thank you Nee-chan! You've helped me!" Momoka cheered, even though Miharu literally did NOTHING.
"You're welcome, dear sister of mine!" Miharu nodded, even though she literally did NOTHING.
6. Everyone falls in love with Jirou, and Jirou was pretending to be with Anya. When does Jirou first find out and how does she fix the problem? Does Jirou kiss someone or ignores it? How does it go?
"I'm already with Jirou, so you guys need to back off!" Anya cried, holding her shovel up threateningly.
"You can't have her all for yourself, you need to share her!" Seiji objected.
"Yes, she's so adorable, you can't hide her from us!" Chizuru agreed.
"I must have Jirou for myself! I will not share her with any of you!" Momoka yelled.
"Ve~! Jirou is…" Alice paused, "…well, I don't know her that well…"
The 5 girls (or 4 rather, since Alice left to get some pasta) continued to argue over Jirou, shouting out confessions of love and how they would die for Jirou and would want to spend the rest of their lives with her with 13 babies all named after the children of celebrities even though they would all be adopted because they're GIRLS.
However, over in a dark corner, lay Jirou herself, blissfully unaware of the fight occurring as she slept for god knows how many hours.
7. Burning house! Everyone must choose someone from each other, Save, Kill, Marry, Kiss and Sleep with? Who do each of them chose, and they must be from this meme.
Anya-
Save: Jirou, because she has grown fond of her over their 'dating'.
Kill: Alice, because she doesn't really care for her all that much.
Marry: Seiji, just because.
Kiss: Chizuru, because Seiji is already chosen for marriage.
Sleep With: Momoka, because she's the only one left.
Momoka-
Save: Seiji, because she's her senpai and the only one who she really knows.
Kill: Anya, because she's worried that if she doesn't Anya would kill her first.
Marry: Alice, because of their fondness for food.
Kiss: Jirou, because she would most likely be asleep anyways.
Sleep With: Chizuru, because she's the only one left.
Chizuru-
Save: Anya, because she respects her.
Kill: Jirou, because she doesn't know her that well.
Marry: Seiji, because they're the BESTEST FRIENDS EVER.
Kiss: Alice, because she's far too innocent for sex.
Sleep With: Momoka, because she's the only one left.
Seiji (this should be interesting)-
Save: Momoka, because she's her kohai and she feels it's her responsibility, even though she might ask for something in return later.
Kill: Jirou, because she's still angry that she beat her sister at tennis.
Marry: Chizuru, because they're the BESTEST FRIENDS EVER.
Kiss: Anya, because she wouldn't really care.
Sleep With: Alice, because she just kind of wants to molest her innocent mind.
Alice-
Save: EVERYONE.
Kill: NO ONE.
Marry: MAYBE EVERYONE.
Kiss: EVERYONE.
Sleep With: UM…
Jirou-
Save: Anya, because she knows her ghost would haunt her forever if she didn't.
Kill: Seiji, because she'd be the second person to most likely kill her.
Marry: Alice, because she already chose to save Anya.
Kiss: Chizuru, just because.
Sleep With: Momoka, because she's the only one left.
8. What did Alice think of her choices? Is anyone disappointed in Alice for what she chose?
"I don't think you're allowed to choose EVERONE or NO ONE." Momoka pointed out flatly.
"Ve~! But I don't want anyone to die!"
"What I'm interesting in is how come you didn't answer the last one." Seiji smiled, but it looked more like a smirk if you squinted, turned your head, and dimmed the lights.
"Uh…" Alice… uh'd.
"Well, how come YOU chose her for the last one?" Momoka asked Seiji, raising an eyebrow and placing a hand on her hip as if she was a mother scolding her child.
"It stated the reason." Seiji defended, as if she had anything to defend.
"I'm just glad that we chose each other for marriage." Chizuru sent a relieved smile to Seiji.
"Yeah, what a coincidence." Seiji returned the smile.
"Jirou, I'm glad you chose to save me out of everyone else." Anya smiled at her younger companion. "You must love me so much."
"Uh… yeah, that's why." Jirou avoided eye contact with the taller girl.
"Oh, Jirou, I find it interesting that we chose each other for kill. It seems we think alike, don't we?" Seiji sent another smile, this one more dangerous looking than her other ones, towards Jirou.
Again, Jirou wondered if she would still be alive by the end of the day.
9. Who is most precious to Chizuru?
"Most precious?" Chizuru blinked, resting a hand under her chin as she thought, "Well… it's a bit hard to say. Everyone on my team is really precious to me. I feel as if they're mistreated in anyway, the person who has mistreated them must be punished. I make sure that I handle my team with the utmost care."
Somewhere off in a distant land, Saiyuki, vice-captain of her school's tennis team, was in the middle of watching the rest of the team as her captain was off doing some important matter, when suddenly, she, along with the rest of the team, felt a shiver go down her back.
She brushed it off as the wind just blowing by; it was a rather cold day today.
10. Anya bought two tickets to the movies for Jirou and herself. How does Jirou react? Does Jirou accept? Why or why not?
Jirou flinched as she heard the echoing footsteps approach her hiding spot.
"Jirou~! Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Anya called, adding a giggle to the end. "The movie is starting soon, we really don't want to miss it now, da?"
Jirou remained quiet, knowing that an hour and a half in a dark room with Anya with loud sounds distracting everyone else would NOT end greatly for her.
11. Momoka is jealous that Anya is "going out" with Jirou. Yet Anya and Jirou are pretending! Momoka decides to tell Seiji, what is Seiji's advice?
"So, what should I do?" Momoka asked, sitting across from Seiji looking all depressed like an emo kid, yet she would never admit it because she's NOT emo. That's Nami's job.
"Well," Seiji crossed her legs and placed a fist under her chin, taking the pose of a stereotypical therapist (the rapist), "getting Anya to like you might be a bit hard, since she's already fascinated by Jirou, but, I guess the best way to grab her attention is…" Seiji smiled brightly, raising her finger in the air as if an idea struck her, "Show her your boobs!"
…
"What!?"
"Show her your boobs!"
"I heard you the first time, that's not something you should repeat or even say in the first place!"
"Then why do you seem so confused?" Seiji frowned, tilting her head and just looking generally confused herself.
"Never mind! I'll go ask Alice!" Momoka stormed off, a dark blush on her face.
12. Where is Chizuru's favorite place? In the park, café, at a football field? Maybe even a bed? Tell us!
Chizuru smiled, "Why, at a tennis court of course. But, if you want to get technical, I guess you could say my backyard garden that I tend to every day. Sometimes I get Seiji to come over and she helps with the watering. Thanks to her, I even have a few cacti also."
13. Momoka gives Jirou a massage, how does Jirou react?
"I know this may seem weird all of a sudden," Momoka started, rubbing Jirou's shoulders, "but I lost a bet to Seiji-senpai. She said I had to go a day without cursing or making fun of emo-garu. I thought it would be easy, but it turns out that I kind of do those things every day, so I screwed up pretty early. I should have known though, I never heard of anyone actually WINNING a bet against Seiji-senpai. It's basically unheard of. I guess that just shows how scary Seiji-senpai can-"
She was cut off by a snore.
14. Alice turns out to be royalty! Alice tells Chizuru she wants to rule with her. Does Chizuru accept, or just think Alice is crazy?
"Ve~, so how about it?" Alice tilted her head innocently.
"Um…" Chizuru paused, thinking, "Well, I guess it sounds fun. Sure, why not?" She smiled brightly.
"Yay!" Alice grabbed her hand and dragged her off, "Let's go get some pasta!"
15. There is a sale on lingerie, Anya see's it and goes to buy it. Is it for Anya? Or a special person?
Anya smiled to herself as she walked out the store, carrying a pink and lacey bag, "Jirou will look absolutely adorable in this!"
16. Jirou sees Anya at the lingerie store, how does Jirou react? Does she care?
"Oh shi-"
"Jirou! Come here!"
17. All six characters are forced to live together, yet, there are three bedrooms, two rooms have one double bed (4 characters). Another room has two single beds (2 characters). Who sleeps with who? How do they resolve it?
"Come on Jirou, now would be a good time to try out that new lingerie!" Anya grabbed Jirou's arm and dragged her off to a bedroom with a double bed, ignoring the girl's pleas and cries.
"Well, Chizuru and I have already slept in the same bed before, so we'll take the other double bed room." Seiji stated, earning a weird look from Momoka. "What? We've had sleepovers before." She paused and grinned as she saw Momoka relax. "Saa, you have such a dirty mind, Momo-chan."
"W-what? Shut up!"
"Ve~ then I guess Momo-chan and I get the last room!" Alice smiled.
Momoka calmed down, "No prob."
"Well then, we might as well get to bed." Chizuru announced.
And with a few 'good night!'s, the four remaining girls parted ways to their own bedrooms.
18. Everyone is asleep, except Alice, what does she do? Go out and eat food in the fridge, play games or do karaoke? What happens?
"Ve~, it's so quiet…" Alice mumbled through her forkful of pasta as she sat, alone, at the kitchen table late at night. "Oh, I know, I'll call Germany!"
19. Seiji is depressed about something, what does Momoka do to cheer her up?
"Um, Seiji-senpai, are you alright?" Momoka cautiously approached the squinty-eyed teen, who was moping over the kitchen counter because they are STILL in the house that they had moved into.
Seiji remained quiet for a few seconds, before she turned to glare at Momoka, her blue narrow eyes visible to show just how irritated she was.
"What do you think?"
Momoka 'meeped' and quickly ran out the room, not wanting to get on her senpai's bad side.
Seiji sighed and turned back to the picture she held in her hand, which showed a girl with similar brown hair and blue eyes, "Yuuka-chan, I miss you so much…"
20. The meme is over! Are they relieved or wanting more? Did you enjoy it? Don't forget to tag (if you are tagging).
Jirou grabbed the camera, hastily shaking it back and forth, "GET ME OUT OF HERE! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!"
"Jirou-chan!"
With a meep, Jirou rushed off. Anya was shown chasing after her, holding what looked like a very revealing red undergarment.
"Come back Jirou-chan! This will look absolutely adorable on you!"
Seiji appeared next, smiling her usual smile that seemed to never leave her face for an instant, "I found this to be really fun. I wouldn't mind doing it again, ne, Chizuru?"
"It was rather fun, but I'm afraid that I cannot stay any longer to do more. My teammates still need their captain, and I'm pretty sure Niou and Kirihara have driven Saiyuki up the wall by now."
"Oh, that's a shame. Well, I think I will participate in this again, when and if there is another one. What about you, Momo-chan, Alice-san?"
"Well, it was alright. I wouldn't mind. Maybe I can get emo-garu to come on here too." Momoka shrugged, her arms crossed behind her head nonchalantly.
"Ve~ Germany is probably already angry enough that I'm missing training. But I'm sure Japan might like stuff like this!" Alice grinned.
"Well that's good. I'm looking forward to doing this again." Seiji smiled back at the camera. "But for now, I'm afraid it's coming to an end. I've had much fun."
"Good-bye, minna!" Seiji, Chizuru, Alice and Momoka all grinned and waved at the camera, while Jirou continued to get chased by Anya in the background.
"WAA, GET THIS CRAZY LADY AWAY FROM ME!"
"JIROU-CHAAAAN!"
Nami- The reason I chose Nami for the name of Female Kaidoh... well... I don't know, I just felt that it would fit for some reason. Please, don't confuse her for the Nami from One Piece. I don't make Nami hiss as much, well, at least not in snake sense. She also has a rivalry with Momoka, just like the real Kaidoh and Momo, but she's a bit more laid back about things, meaning she's often seen texting on her phone during class instead of actually paying attention. Like Kaidoh and his soft spot for animals, I gave Nami a soft spot for basically anything small and cute, like plushies or even people (coughFemaleRyomacough). Since Kaidoh seems to have Inui as his 'trainer' (NO, THAT'S NOT A SEXUAL JOKE!), I made Nami look up to Miharu, Female Inui, in some sort of way. I made Miharu hold up her hair with a dark purple ribbon of some kind during practice, and so I made Nami hold up her hair with an orange ribbon, borrowed from Miharu.
Miharu- As mentioned in this chapter, I have made Female Inui the older sister of Female Momoshiro. Why, you ask? Well... because they have similar hairstyles... Yeah, lame excuse. But I kind of thought that they were related somehow when I first saw them in the anime. So... yeah, and I chose the name Miharu because it starts with an M, like Momoka. I also gave them ANOTHER older sister, named Minami who is in highschool.
Saiyuki- Well, it's a similar thing with Female Momoshiro and Female Inui. Because Tezuka and Sanda have similar personalities, I made their Female selves cousins. So there's Saiyuki, as Female Sanada, and Yuki, as Female Tezuka (who is mentioned in later chapters). I made Saiyuki a short short-tempered girl (meaning she's short physically and has a SHORT-temper), and I also made her have a strong dislike towards Yuki. for reasons that even I do not know. When you picture her, try to think of a short-tempered and meaner looking Nyotalia Japan.
Finally, Yuuka- As you can guess, she's Seiji's younger sister, and the Female Yuuta. I gave her a half-assed name, only changing one letter, but I'm just lazy like that. There's nothing much to say about her really... she's practically the same as Yuuta himself.
Extra Information That I Feel Like Adding:
Seiji- She's like the real Fuji in almost everyway, except that she's a lot more perverted and open about it. She has a habit of groping people (mainly girls, which makes it hard to figure out if she's straight or not, but that's the point). I kind of also based her off of me, since I'm also a bit perverted and tend to be a bit sadistic.
Momoka- For Female Momoshiro, I don't make her eat as much, since she's a girl and everything and wants to be see as one, but that doesn't mean she doesn't love food. When at home or having a sleep over with some of the girls, she'll be the one to hog almost all of food, as long as no strangers are around to see it. Also, you might have noticed, but Momoka likes to call Nami 'emo-garu', which is kind of an English-Japanese pronuciation of 'emo-girl'. Nami isn't REALLY emo, but Momoka likes to think of her as emo, since 'goth-garu' just doesn't have the same ring to it. Also, like how Momoshiro is called Momo for short, I have people call Momoka Ka, except for some people who call her Momo-chan (like Seiji).
Chizuru- Since a lot of people seem to think that Fuji and Yukimura are alike in many ways (me being one of those people) I decided to make their Female selves, like, the BESTEST OF FRIENDS, since they don't really interact much in the anime or manga (thought they ARE roommates in the U-17 camp, along with Shiraishi, and the three of them, together, make up the NATURE LOVERS!) She's not THAT different from the real Yukimura, I just imagine her as a shorter and smaller version of him, with hair that's only like, 3 inches longer. I chose Chizuru as the name because there's a character from the anime Squid Girl who's named Chizuru, and she is SO MUCH like Fuji (closed eyes, weird sense of humor, REALLY SCARY when eyes are opened and is just practically calm in almost any situation), but since I already had a name for Female Fuji, I decided to do the next best thing and use that name for Female Yukimura.
Female Jirou- Yeah, still don't have a name for her. I don't want to give her the same personality as the real Jirou (though I will make her sleep a lot). I'm currently deciding between a bright and bubbly yandere, or a silent and rather mean kuudere, who still fangirls over Female Fuji and Female Marui (mostly Female Marui), though the kuudere version of her would be like Shoko from Baka and Test (you know, she's a kuudere, yet she still fawns over Yuuji, with a straight face and all). I didn't really give her any of those personalities in this chapter, since I'm still decided, so for now, she will be personality-less.
Aha, sorry to bore you with all of this information, but I just felt as if people would be really confused on how this was a PoT x Hetalia crossover. There will be MENTIONS of the original characters (meaning the MALE ones) but they won't appear... maybe. They might, if I feel like it.
Well, that's all, there will be more characters in the next one, along with their information in the A/N, but I doubt you'd read all of it, if you're not interested, but if you don't want to be confused then I suggest you read them.
But yeah, nothing else to say anymore, you can go on to the next chapter now.
Ja ne~
-Creek