This fanfic was inspired by one of the many MSN conversations between emochinchilla and fd. And it goes like this:
Alto: But I suck at this!
Sheryl: *sly look* You what Alto?
Alto: You...you pervert!
Sheryl: Hey! I'm the woman here!
Alto: SO!?
Sheryl: That's my line
Story 1
Contributed by: steshin
"No, no, no! You're doing it wrong, Alto!" Sheryl scolded as she broke away from their positions.
Sighing with aggravation, she went over to the stereo and with a press of a button, the music stopped. She spun back to her horrible student, who looked just as annoyed as her.
"Sheryl, can't we just stop?! I'm tired!"
"No! I'm teaching you to dance even if it kills me. You'd think you'd be good at it considering your background in"--She began approaching him.
"Kabuki is different Sheryl!" Alto threw at her. "But this...I suck at this!" When he said that, it was with a gesture of his arm. Alto, however, did not calculate Sheryl's proximity and his hand accidentally grazed on something...soft.
They were silent.
Sheryl cracked into a smile. "You what, Alto?"
Alto turned beet red. "You...you pervert!"
"Hey, I'm the woman here!"
"SO?!"
"That's my line!" She said, giving him a poke. "Besides, it was your hand that"--
"But it was an accident!"
"Hoho, like I'll believe that." She emphasized by rolling her eyes.
Grumbling, Alto conceded to defeat. Sheryl smiled in triumph.
"Now, let's go back to dancing, shall we?"
Minutes later, the music played again as Alto tried to follow the correct steps Sheryl was teaching. Somewhere in their dance, Sheryl's thigh brushed against something...not soft.
Alto was red.
"Sheryl, you"--
Sheryl just smirked at him with half-lidded eyes.
"Ara, but it was an accident."