I don't own Artemis Fowl or Fear Factor, there, done with the disclaimer. Please Read and Review, but no flamies, those are mean. I hope you all enjoy reading this as much as I'm enjoying typing it. And yes, I am enjoying it.

I'd also like to thank everyone who reviewed my last story, so here it goes, Thanks to Sora, it's cool to know when people like my work, thanks to VampirePeaches, I know the feeling, I hate having to sign in and sign out and in and out (and I explain what happens after the agreeing to do the credits thing, I just figured Arty would be madder at Foaly than at Holly by this point), thanks to Angela Dawne, I'm totally loving your work, keep it up! Thanks to The OddBird for giving such great reviews, you're awesome!!! Thanks to Ryu-Gi, see, I'm doing another eppy! Thanks to Hollywood Dreams, can't wait to read your fic! It sounds cool. Thanks to KageOni1, your guess was right. Thanks to everyone else, you're all great inspiration and I hope to see more great fics from you all in the future.

(And also, I realize that some of the things I've written are a little OOC, I got a complaint about that in Artemis Painkillers BAD, but I think if you read that story thoroughly you'll realize, it is sort of the point. Sometimes things aren't as good if they don't go off a little bit. I love those books, I've read them, like, 100!!! times!!! It's sort of hard to stay true to the story, now why don't we all just get along and enjoy the OOCness.

Now my ramblings are done sooooo

Let's get it on!)

The scene opens to show a very battered Foaly. He is still smiling evilly, even through what is quite obviously a painful predicament.

"Welcome to another installment of Fear Factor: LEP edition. We are here now to give you an update on what's happened since the last show. As you can see my injuries given to me by Miss Holly Short are finally healing, but you all needn't worry. Artemis got back at Holly for me, and then he got back at me. But you all are in for a great show this time. Let's meet our contestants." Foaly waves his hand and you see six very unstable contestants.

"What's going on here, pony-boy?" Commander Root asks.

"Shut up and read your cue cards." Foaly shot back. Root glares and looks over at a pile of cards.

"I'm Julius Rot...no wait," Root says squinting. He then turns back to Foaly. "There are two O's in Root."

"Don't look at me, I didn't write those." Foaly said innocently. The camera pans to a very stupid looking dwarf who appears to be trying to eat his pencil.

"Okay, my-name-is-Julius-Root-and-I'm-on-Fear-Factor...Wait one minute!" Root screams as he reaches into his belt in search of his Neutrino Blaster. "I never agreed to be on this show, pony-boy. Where is my gun!"

"Now, now, Rot," Foaly said with a slight giggle. "This is no time for weapons. This is just a game show after all."

"I saw what you did to Koboi and the Butler girl, don't even think that I'm going to let you do that to me!" Root said, taking a few steps towards the centaur. Foaly pushes a button and all of Roots muscles spasm.

"After what happened at the end of the last show, I felt it would be safer if I placed irremovable shock collars around each contestant. Now let's meet contestant number two." In the background a disoriented dwarf stands up.

"Waza matter," he mumbles. Foaly does a fake TV announcer laugh and looks back to the dwarf. "Where am I?"

"Just read the cards." Root mutters sarcastically.

"My-name-is-Mulch-Diggums-and-I-am-competing-on-Fear-Factor-for-my-freedom..." Mulch read. This line set off the LEP commander too.

"You're giving him his freedom because of a stupid contest!!!" He screamed. "I could have you arrested on so many counts, Foaly, that you'd be in prison before you could even put your tin foil hat on."

"Now on to our next contestant." Foaly said, interrupting the commander. In the background Root is restrained by two gnomes who proceed to tape his mouth closed. "Our returning runner up, Artemis Fowl."

Artemis is in the background rubbing his temple where there is an unmistakable sleeper deeper wrapper. He pulls it off and looks towards the cameras. "No, not again."

"Look how excited he is. And to liven things up a bit we have our returning champion, Holly Short!" Holly comes to in the back and begins to look around nervously. Foaly, spotting this, turns back to the camera. "Paranoia is a side effect of the sleeper deepers."

"What's going on here?" Holly asked as she looked at the other three contestants. "And where is my gun."

"When you find it, hand it here." Artemis whispers.

"This time our introduction will only feature these four contestants, my lawyers have now figured out how to get through the Kelp brothers restraining orders and we will be joined by them shortly, so until that time let's get on with the game."

"Where am I?" Holly called out again as the group started walking off in that dramatic reality show way. Root takes Holly by the arm and pulls her along. Suddenly the realization dawns. "Oh no..."

(Sorry you had to sit through my ramblings before I got to the story, but I just needed to vent that. I hope you all enjoyed it. Read, review, Party Like It's 1999 still. I don't own that song either! Don't arrest me!)