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BGM: Toad Town (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
"Ah, I don't know about you, but this is the best divine meal I ever had!" Yuyuko grinned, as she was eating at the Shy Guy Buffet.
"You say that all the time." Yukari said.
"It's true though!" She giggled, as she had at least about… five meals worth of food on ten plates while Yukari just had some pizza.
"Hmm, it's too bad that Youmu's not with us."
"Yeah, where is she?" Yuyuko asked.
"I suppose the princess wanted her to do something since we were visiting." Yukari said.
"Hmm, I was hoping she'd eat with us." Yuyuko said, scarfing down a whole watermelon that made a few Toads and Koopas jawdrop.
"…I don't even…" A Toad said as a Koopa fainted.
"Mommy, can I do that?" A little Toad kid asked.
"No, you'll choke on it."
"Aww…"
"I wonder what Youmu's doing now." Yuyuko wondered.
End BGM
At Peach's Castle, in the attic…
BGM: Peach's Castle (Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam)
"I'm glad you two were here at the right moment." A Toad said. "Being in here alone was scary!"
"Riiiiight…" Luigi groaned.
Youmu sighed. "I was about to have a lunch date with Lady Yuyuko."
"By 'lunch date', you mean 'Watch Yuyuko eat everything in sight while you and Yukari can't even get seconds'?" Toad asked.
Youmu sweatdropped. "Well, that's one way of putting it."
"Well, in any case, we gotta find that draft so it wouldn't be so cold!" The Toad complained as they then found the draft. "Oh, nice, a hole… great! We gotta patch it up!"
"Well, let's do it." Youmu said as she and Luigi went to go patch it up, but a Scaredy Rat popped out of it and looked at the two of them, causing them to scream.
"What is it?!" A Toad asked.
"A R-r-rat!" Luigi exclaimed.
"A big gross one!" Youmu shuddered.
"Riiiiiight… No offense, but isn't there a mouse Youkai in Gensokyo?" Toad asked.
"At least Nazrin isn't gross! Eugh!" Youmu groaned.
"Oh, you two scaredy cats…" The Toad sighed as he hopped up to go check it out. "I'm gonna tell you that there is no reason to be afraid of a-" but then the Scaredy Rat popped out again. "…Rat…" He paled up. "EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" He yelled and then hopped off the bookshelf.
"What was that about us being scaredy cats?" Youmu asked.
"Shut up!" He exclaimed as Youmu jumped off, only for the Scaredy Rat to come close to Youmu.
"Ack!"
"Y-you got a sword! Use it!"
"Al-alright…" Youmu pulled out her sword as the Scaredy Rat looked at her before getting closer to her, seeing her shaking legs and then proceeded to sniff them, causing her to go white in color.
"Oh come on, do I need to go get the paintbrush?" The Toad sighed as Myon came out and then proceeded to get closer to the Scaredy Rat, causing it to shriek and ran up to where Luigi was at.
"ACK! DON'T COME NEAR ME!" He yelled as he jumped off… and faceplanted and causing lots of dust.
"Th-thanks Myon." Youmu said as Myon nodded as Luigi dusted himself off… and his nose started to tickle.
"Ah… ah…!"
"Uh oh…" Toad sweatdropped.
"AAAACHOOOOOOOOO!" Luigi sneezed, the force of the sneeze slamming him against the bookshelf and dropping a book off of it to boot, causing it to open in the process.
On the bright side though, the Scaredy Rat was gone!
"Hey, you okay? That was one heck of a sneeze." The Toad said.
"Y-yeah, I'm fine…"
"Um, guys?" Youmu got their attention as they turned to see the book vibrating before several… things popped out of the book and shot out of the castle, as it began to rain down… paper versions of everyone?
Pause BGM
BGM: Falling to Pieces (Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam)
"What in the world…?" A Toad wondered in Toad Town as paper versions of themselves landed.
"Where in the world am I?" A Paper Toad wondered.
"…I think I woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning…"
With Yuyuko and Yukari…
"What the…?" Yuyuko wondered as she and Yukari came outside to see what the commotion was all about. "What's going on?"
"Hmm, I'm starting to think a new adventure is starting soon." Yukari said.
"You got that right." A voice said as they turned to see paper versions of themselves.
"Oh my!" Yuyuko exclaimed.
"…That's new." Yukari said, seeing a bunch of paper characters going into the individual warp pipes.
In Gensokyo…
"So, why did you come to our universe?" Daiyousei asked.
"Agh! I don't really know!" Cirno complained. "I thought it'd be funny, but now I wanna find that copy cat and beat the living hell out of her!"
"…Won't you just be beating yourself up?"
"Hey! I'm in your universe and I've been meaning to get out of here to get back to mine! I don't even know why I'm not able to!" She growled, and then saw two paper versions of them landing in front of them.
"Goodness! Why is our world so… weird?" Paper Daiyousei asked.
"I dunno…" Paper Cirno shrugged.
"YOU!" Cirno screamed and quickly tackled her paper self. "I'M GONNA BEAT YOU INTO A PULP FOR TRICKING ME INTO STAYING INTO THIS UNIVERSE!"
"Agh! What the hell are you talking about?!"
Daiyousei sweatdropped. "Um… wasn't your counterpart less papery…?" She wondered and looked at her paper counterpart. "Um… hi…"
At the Scarlet Devil Mansion…
"Alright, you two, your tea is rea…dy…" Sakuya blinked when she saw paper versions of Flandre and Remilia chatting with their real world selves. "…Am I… working myself to death?" She asked.
"I wouldn't count on it." A voice said as she turned to see her paper counterpart, causing Sakuya's eyes to widen before fainting, but luckily, her paper self caught the tea.
"Phew…"
In Patchy's library…
"Hmm?" Patchouli looked up to see her paper self checking out a book. "…I don't even want to know… I don't even want to know." She told herself as she kept reading the book she was reading.
"Why is this book so heavy…?" Paper Patchouli wondered.
With Meiling…
"Zzz… wha…?" Meiling looked up to see the other part of the gate being guarded by her paper self. "…Oh good, a sleeping buddy." She said and proceeded to sleep.
With Eiki…
"KOMACHI! YOU LAZY BUM!" Eiki yelled, striking Paper Komachi.
"YOOOW! Eiki, why are you so weird?"
"What makes you say that?!"
"Uh…" A voice said as they turned to see the real world Komachi looking on in shock. "What's going on?"
"What the…?!" Eiki exclaimed in shock looking at the two.
"…Hey, you stole my rock I love to sleep on!" Komachi exclaimed.
"YOUR rock?! This is MY rock!" Paper Komachi shot back.
"Alright, that's it, you're going down!"
"I don't think so!" She exclaimed as both of them proceeded to get into a fighting dust cloud as Eiki was trying to understand what the hell is going on.
"Komachi! Stop fighting!"
"What?!" Eiki turned to see her paper self coming in. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF…?!"
With Sanae…
"Oh! Do you love video games as much as I do?"
"I sure do! Do you also love-"
"Anime and manga?"
"Yes! It's like we're in one mind!"
"Yes, we are! We must tell the others!"
"Exactly what I'm thinking!"
At the Myouren Temple…
Byakuren quickly drove back into her temple in her motorcycle and screeched to a halt. "Sorry, I'm late, I was busy chatting with someone."
"Wait… Miss Byakuren? If you're here, then who's…" Shou said as she pointed to Byakuren's paper self chatting with Murasa and Nazrin.
"What the…?" Byakuren blinked.
Near the Bamboo Forest…
"…Were we always like that?" Mokou said, looking at a fighting dust cloud.
"I say… we were." Kaguya sweatdropped.
"UNGRATEFUL PAPER BITCH!" Paper Mokou yelled.
"HOT HEADED LOSER!" Paper Kaguya yelled.
"…I'm not sure if we should break it up or not." Mokou said.
"I kinda want to see my paper self kick your butt."
"Really? I wanna see my paper self burn your ass!"
"Oh, you're on." Kaguya smirked. "KICK HER BUTT, ME!"
"DON'T YOU LOSE TO HER, ME!" Mokou cheered herself on.
At Magnolia…
"AAAGH! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Lucy screamed.
"What? What's wrong with us breaking in?" Natsu asked as he, Erza, Gray and Wendy with their exceeds were in the house.
"What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wro-…" Lucy heard a door opening as they turned to see Paper Lucy coming in.
"What the… WHY ARE ALL OF YOU IN MY HOUSE?!" Paper Lucy asked.
"WHAT THE?!" Lucy yelled.
"TWO LUCYS?!" Everyone yelled as they noticed Paper Team Natsu came in through the windows.
"…Hey! You're cramping my style!" Natsu growled.
"No, you're cramping MY style!" Paper Natsu growled as they proceeded to get into a fight.
Somewhere in Magnolia…
"Well, that oughta take care of that mission." Laxus said as he walking home by himself when a bolt of electricity hit him. "…Thanks for the energy boost." He said, turning towards his assailant. "But I'm afraid that… you're… me?" Laxus said, looking at his paper self.
"What the hell…" Paper Laxus blinked.
At Skyworld…
"Oh!" Palutena looked at her paper self. "What's going on…?"
"I could ask you the same thing." Paper Palutena said.
"LADY PALUTENA!" Pit came running in. "THERE'S SOMETHING… weird… going… on… TWO OF YOU TOO?!" He yelled as his paper self came running in.
"Oh boy…" Paper Pit sweatdropped while the two Viridis and Dark Pits came in.
"Okay, this is getting annoying." Viridi said.
"Tell me about it!" Paper Viridi and the Dark Pits said.
In the Underworld...
"So, you lost your body too?" Hades asked.
"Unfortunately." Paper Hades sighed, but then smiled. "Wanna see what's going on?"
"You just read my mind!" Hades smiled as they both got the couch and turned on the TV to see the entertainment, and with a bowl of popcorn despite the fact that they were souls with no bodies.
Hyrule…
"I have to say… I'm not exactly sure how I feel seeing myself in paper form…" Zelda said.
"I'd say the same thing." Paper Zelda said, while Impa was left in shock.
"…This must be a bad dream…" Impa groaned.
"You said it." Paper Impa said.
"WHAT?!" Impa yelled while the two Links studied each other.
"I like your sword." Link said.
"Thanks. You too."
In Ganondorf's castle…
"What in blasted witchcraft is this?!" Ganondorf asked, looking at his paper self.
"I'd ask the same thing!" Paper Ganondorf growled.
At Rosalina's Observatory near Toad Town…
"Mama! Come take a look at this!" A Luma exclaimed.
"Hmm?" Rosalina walked over to see her paper self and a few Paper Lumas interacting with the other Lumas. "What the?!"
"Rosalina, do you have any idea what's going on?" Polari asked.
"I have… no idea." Rosalina sweatdropped.
Destiny Islands…
"Hey Sora, I was wondering if-" Kairi stopped herself, seeing two Soras laughing and seeing to get along well. "WHAT?!"
Riku walked by and noticed this. "…Two dorks? You gotta be kidding me."
Kairi looked in the corner of her eye. "Uh, Riku…?" She said, pointing towards the right as he turned to see their paper selves.
Riku's eye twitched. "Alright, what's going on here?"
Sarasaland…
"Alright, what a great work out!" Daisy said as she just got done in the gym, then looking at her muscles. "Heh, nice."
"Nnngh…!"
"Huh?" Daisy turned to see someone struggling with the weight lifts. "Heh…" She chuckled and walked over to her. "Hey, rookie, instead of doing the 100 pounder, why not try something a bit… small…er…" Daisy's eyes widened. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF…?!" She yelled, seeing her paper self.
"I don't understand… I can easily do this but why am I so weak?!"
Back in Toad Town…
"Hey…" Captain Toad looked at his paper self. "…You like adventuring?"
"I sure do! Do you like treasure?"
"Yep!"
"I think we're gonna get along rather well."
"Indeed!"
End BGM
Back at Peach's Castle…
BGM: Peach's Castle
"Really, in that universe, I've retired and someone named Kai took my place?" Peach asked.
"Yeah, pretty much." Marisa nodded. "She sure knows what she's doing. Although it looked like she was about to have a headache with two of us there."
"Hmm, I wonder if I should start looking for my successor…" Peach mused.
"Nah, I say you've got plenty of time." Starlow said.
"It is rather unfortunate that my other universal self kicked the bucket." Toadsworth sighed. "I suppose his time came quicker." He said. "May… uh… myself, rest in peace."
Reimu sweatdropped. "I'm still trying to get over the fact that I'm married. Hell, I'm amazed that YOU are married over there!"
"Hey, Dante's kinda cute." Marisa smiled.
"WE GOT TROUBLE!" Toad ran in along with Luigi and Youmu.
"What, what is it?" Peach asked.
"Well… why don't you ask her?!" Toad asked, pointing as they all saw a paper version of Peach walking in.
"WHAT?!" Peach, Mario, Marisa, Reimu, Toadsworth and Starlow all yelled.
"Luigi, what did you do?!" Starlow asked.
"M-me?! Why do you have to go to such accusations so quickly?!" Luigi asked.
"Cause you most likely did something… and Youmu did nothing to stop you!"
"…Way to throw me under the bus…" Youmu grumbled.
"What's going on?" Paper Peach wondered as she noticed her real life counterpart as they got close to one another.
"Are you… me?" Both of them asked.
"Whoa, that's so freaky!" Toad exclaimed as Mario and Luigi both got close to examine the Paper counterpart.
"You're actually really cute!" Peach smiled.
"Thank you, so are you!" Paper Peach said as they both smiled and then Mario and Luigi looked at Paper Peach. "Hello!" She waved with a cute smile, causing both of their hearts to skip several beats and proceeded to blush like crazy. "Aww, they're blushing!"
Peach giggled. "They're always like this… mostly Mario." She said.
"Hello, I'm Starlow!" Starlow greeted. "Nice to meet you!"
"Nice to meet you too, Starlow." Paper Peach said and then looked at Reimu and Marisa. "Oh, you must be Reimu and Marisa."
"Yeah, that's u-… wait…" Reimu blinked. "Are there paper versions of us?"
"Yep." Paper Peach nodded.
"Hmm, I wonder if I look cute in paper form." Marisa wondered to herself.
"I wonder if my paper counterpart isn't afraid of ghosts…" Youmu hoped.
"PRINCESS!" A Toad came running in. "WE GOT… oh… uh… Princesses? Never mind! We got several Paper Toads going about the castle and completely scared out of their wits!"
"We'll take care of it!" Mario said as the Mario Bros, Reimu, Marisa and Youmu went off to find them, with the help of the others.
"Did Luigi screw up again? Is that why everyone's freaking out?" A Yellow Toad wondered, who apparently wasn't paying attention.
"I don't know if he did or not!" Another Toad said as they went about to find the Paper Toads, and eventually, with the help of the others, they were all rounded up.
"PRINCESS!" All the Paper Toads yelled to their paper princess.
"It's alright. You're safe now." Paper Peach said. "Hmm… I wonder where my Mario is."
"Oh right, there would be a Mario in your world." Peach said.
"I hope there's a paper version of me!" Starlow said.
"…Wait, if there's a Mario in your world… wouldn't there be a Bowser too?" Marisa asked.
"Oh… yes, there is." Paper Peach nodded. "He's just as bad as your counterpart."
"Oh no… I can only imagine what'd be worse than if the two Bowser's met up." Reimu shuddered.
"What is it?" Marisa asked.
"Ganondorf and his paper self meeting… and teaming up with the two Bowsers."
Marisa's eyes widened. "Oh good god, that's just asking to have the world end!"
"And then all of us are in trouble." Paper Peach said and then she had an idea. "Hmm, there's so few Toads of my world here. May I make a suggestion? Go around the Kingdom and gather as many Toads as you can."
"We can do tha-"
A door slam interrupted Mario.
"ALRIGHT! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!" Eiki yelled as they saw her really pissed off.
"What's the problem?" Reimu asked.
"What's the problem?! THIS is the problem!" Eiki moved out of the way to reveal her paper counterpart, and then Komachi and Paper Komachi came in, with both of them comically injured, and just before they could say anything else, Cirno, Daiyousei, Byakuren, Yuyuko, Yukari, Sanae, the Scarlet Devil Mansion crew, Mokou, Kaguya, Team Natsu, Laxus, Daisy, Rosalina, Link, Zelda, Impa, Destiny Island Trio, Viridi, Pit, Dark Pit, and Palutena walked in with their counterparts.
"…Oh my!" Peach exclaimed. "You guys too?"
"Okay, so it's not just happening in Sarasaland." Daisy said. "What's going on?"
"Why don't you ask Luigi? I bet he has something to do with it." Starlow said as all eyes turned to Luigi.
"Two words: Scaredy Rat." Luigi said.
"…That oughta do it." Impa said.
"Oh come on, you're a grown man! You're not supposed to be scared!" Eiki exclaimed. "Why, when I was your ag-" Suddenly, Paper Komachi proceeded to duct tape Eiki's mouth. "Mmmph? MMMMPH!"
"Komachi! You can't do that to your real world boss!" Paper Eiki growled. "It's bad enough you do it to me!"
"Hey, can I have some of that?" Komachi asked, only to get whacked on the head by Eiki. "OW!"
"I still find this hard to believe." Sakuya said.
"You're telling me!" Gray growled as Paper Peach brought them up to speed.
"Hmm, I suppose we have no choice but to gather up the Paper Toads." Zelda said.
"How is it that we're gathering up Paper Toads?" Paper Pit asked. "Seriously, my Centurions aren't scaredy cats."
"And the royal guards are training with the Paper versions. Seriously, they think it's a riot." Zelda said.
"Well, we might as well go save them, in case something bad happens." Sora said and then sighed. "Paper Heartless, that's a new one."
"Well, let's go." Kairi said and they nodded.
"Alright, the two Peach's stay here and she can give her paper form the grand tour of Toad Town. Everyone and their paper counterparts, let's go!" Starlow said. "…And while we're at it, find my paper form. I wanna know if I'm just as adorable in my paper form as I am here!"
"…Adorable is putting it lightly." Happy said.
"Aye." Paper Happy said.
"HEY!" Starlow yelled.
"Hmm… I wonder what my buddy is up to?" Yuyuko wondered.
With Kirby…
"Poyo poyo?"
"Poyo!"
"Poyo poy!"
"Poyo!"
"Poyo!" Both of them giggled while eating apples while walking past Dedede's castle.
"TWO OF THEM?!" Dedede yelled.
Back with the others…
"Let's-a go!" Mario said as they took off, but before they did…
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" A Toad yelled as they turned to see Nabbit running off with several items but dropping a Red Shell and a Fire Flower. "ARGH! Curse that thief!"
"I can make a better thief than him. At least I don't drop stuff." Marisa said.
"Riiiiiight." Both Patchouli's said.
"Hey, can all of you guys go and grab all the stuff that he took from us?" A Blue Toad asked.
"Sure." Mario nodded as he took the Red shell and Luigi took the Fire Flower as they all walked off, only to run into Toadette as she was holding a papercraft version of Mario and Reimu.
"Oh, that looks cute!" Reimu said.
"Hehehe, thanks! I've took an interest in paper craft!" She smiled. "Hey, I can make paper crafts out of all of you!" She said.
"A papercraft version of me?" Flandre asked, picturing it. "Oh, that'd be so cool!"
"Right?" Paper Flandre asked, both of them high fiving.
"Two Flandres?!" Toadette exclaimed in surprise. "…Well, double the power!" She giggled, completely unaware of what happened in the dream world when Meiling was absorbed into Flandre.
"Hey!" A Paper Toad came running. "If you're interested in Papercraft, then come check this out!" He said and took off running.
"Oooh! I wanna see that!" Toadette said as she took off.
"Hey! I wanna see it too!" A voice said as Paper Toadette came running by.
"…This day just gets weirder and weirder." Reimu said.
"Well, it could be worse." Starlow said. "There could be paper versions of like… Organization XIII or… Paper Xehanort."
"We already took care of them." Paper Sora said.
"Oh, thank goodness! Let's go!" Starlow said as they took off.
Meanwhile…
BGM: Bowser's Castle (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"KAMEK!" Bowser walked over to him.
"Yes, your highness?" Kamek asked.
"I need a report on what we need to do get rid of that plumber! …And those Gensokyo brats!"
"Ah yes, well, you see, I suggest we-"
"Hey, what's going on here?" A voice asked.
"Excuse me, your nastiness, when did you start doing ventriloquism?" Kamek asked.
"I never did." Bowser said as they turned to see Paper Bowser walking in.
"Where am I?"
"...What. The heck…" Kamek said.
"HEY!" Bowser roared. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY LOOK?!"
"I'd ask you the same thing!" Paper Bowser roared as they both got really close to each other and nearly crushing Kamek.
"Nnngh…! N-now… b-break it up, you two…!"
"Are you the one who retired in that universe?! Because I've been meaning to teach you a lesson about not giving up and destroying Mario once and for all!"
"I don't know what you're talking about, faker!"
"Faker?! I'm the original Koopa King here, you dimwit!"
"No, I'M the real one!"
"I AM!"
"I AM!"
Both of them proceeded to get into a fighting dust cloud and Kamek got knocked out of the fight. "Ow…" He groaned.
"LAY OFF THE FIRE!"
"YOU LAY OFF THE FIRE!"
"THOSE SPIKES ARE TACKY ON YOUR SHELL!"
"WHAT?! I JUST POLISHED THEM LAST WEEK!"
Kamek sweatdropped. "I don't know what's worse… two Marisas or this…" He said and then thought of something. "Wait… if there's a paper version of Bowser…" He turned to see Bowser Junior looking at his paper counterpart.
"Copycat!" Jr. exclaimed.
"You're a copycat!" Paper Jr. exclaimed before they stopped.
"…You know, I'm glad you showed up. It was getting boring around here."
"Same in my area!"
"…You wanna go do something rotten?" Jr. asked.
"Yes!"
"Hey boss, can you explain to us what's… going…" Paraplonk sweatdropped, seeing two Bowsers. "Oh great, two Bowsers!"
"It's bad enough that we have our own versions!" Goomp complained.
"BOWSER!" A voice roared as a dark portal opened up to reveal Ganondorf and Paper Ganondorf. "Do you have any idea what this witchcraft is all about?!"
"IN A MINUTE, GANONDORF!" Both of them yelled.
"Will you two stop fighting! I'm already losing patience!" Paper Ganondorf barked.
"…If there's two of everyone…" Kamek said, as he thought of Marisa. "Our Marisa… the alternate universe Marisa… and maybe a… Paper… Marisa…" He paled. "OH GOOD GOD, NOT THREE OF THEM!" He yelled. "Two of them were bad enough!"
End BGM
Back with the gang…
"Hey!" A Paper Goomba stopped them as two of them went in to take a good look at the group. "Something's different here… they're all 3D!"
"At least we have our versions…" Another Paper Goomba muttered.
"Yeah, but take a look at this one!" He said, looking at Marisa.
"Oooh, is this Marisa?"
"Yeah… and this Marisa is tackier than our version."
"Ugh, and that dress is god awful! Did she get it at the 1 Coin store or something?"
"You…" Marisa growled as she immediately Master Sparked the one Paper Goomba, turning him into a pile of dust.
"AAACK!" The Paper Goomba yelled before Marisa proceeded to stomp on him repeatedly.
"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT TACKY!" Marisa yelled.
"OW OW OW OW!"
"…Ooof, our Marisa has the same problem…" Paper Palutena said.
"I feel so sorry for them." Palutena sighed.
"Marisa! That's enough! I think he's had it!" Youmu said as Marisa stopped stomping on him, as the Paper Goomba was crumpled, but he managed to get him out of the mess, but unfortunately, he was folded.
"Argh! You'll pay for this!" The Paper Goomba exclaimed and then ran off.
"You get back here right now!" Marisa growled and then took off after him.
"Marisa, wait!" Reimu exclaimed and then ran after her along with Youmu, Mario and Luigi.
"Guys, wait!" Yuyuko exclaimed, as they tried to follow them, but unfortunately, Paper Heartless had to show up.
"…I was joking!" Sora exclaimed.
"Alright, let's take these losers down!" Cirno said.
With the five…
"Alright, where are you?!" Marisa growled as she looked around.
"Marisa!" Reimu caught up to her before stopping. "Geez, I know you get touchy about your outfit, but come on, that Paper Goomba had enough!"
"Yeah well, he ran off before I could finish him!" Marisa growled.
"Well, we might never find that Goomba." Youmu said.
"We might as well head back." Mario advised.
Marisa sighed. "Alright, but if I ever find that Goomba again, he'll be sorry."
"There she is, boys!" A voice said as the same Paper Goomba came back with a lot of his friends. "The lady that roughed me up!"
"Ooooh, you're gonna pay for that!"
"With our SUPER…"
"GOOMBA…"
"SUPER WHEEL!"
"…Uh, guys, we said super twice." A Paper Goomba pointed out.
"Who cares! Let's take them out!"
BGM: Come On! (Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam)
They formed into one Paper Goomba wheel as they proceeded to rev up and charge right at them.
"Whoa!" Youmu exclaimed as they quickly dodged the attack as they were rolling off. "Uh, what was that about?"
"I don't know, but that was pointless." Reimu said, when suddenly they came back and proceeded to run the others over, knocking them down.
"HA! YOU LIKE THAT?!" The Paper Goomba yelled. "We can run you over again!"
"Let's do that aga-"
Suddenly, a more paperfied Master Spark hit them to knock their formation out. "AAAAGH! WHO DID THAT?!"
"Sorry I'm late!" A voice said as Paper Marisa landed in front of them, followed by Paper Reimu, Youmu, and then a paper airplane came in with Paper Luigi and then he jumped off and then the Paper Airplane formed into Paper Mario.
End BGM
BGM: Mixed-Up Scramble (Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam)
"Agh! Back up!" A Paper Goomba exclaimed.
"That's what they think!" Another said as they proceeded to try and run them over, but they quickly avoided while Paper Mario and Luigi jumped up and landed on the gang to take down one of them.
"Fantasy Orb!" Paper Reimu exclaimed, proceeding to take down several of them while Paper Youmu quickly slashed through several of them, knocking them down easily until there was one left.
"…Uh oh…" The folded Paper Goomba said as Paper Mario and Paper Luigi proceeded to hammer him away… and then Paper Marisa proceeded to unleash Master Spark on him to finish the job. "AAAAAH! I'LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" He yelled.
End BGM
"Nnngh… that went poorly…" Marisa groaned as she saw her paper self offering a hand to pull her up. "…Whoa…"
"I'm amazed that you're not made out of paper." Paper Marisa said as they were helped up.
"It seems this day is getting weirder and weirder." Paper Luigi said.
"That's what I said!" Reimu and Paper Reimu said as they looked at each other. "Hey, stop that! You stop that! HEY!"
"Mama mia…" Paper Mario sighed.
"You said it." Mario nodded.
"Sooo… are you afraid of ghosts?" Youmu asked.
"Unfortunately, I am." Paper Youmu nodded.
"…Crap." Youmu sighed.
"Oh good, you guys are here too." A voice said as they saw everyone else walking towards them.
"You guys too?" Paper Reimu asked before sighing. "Of course…"
"Hey, I'm not liking this as much as you do, but what can you do?" Paper Komachi said.
"I suggest we all team up to look for the Paper Toads as quickly as possible." Paper Yukari said. "That way, we can-" She was interrupted with a fangirl scream from Yuyuko.
"YOUMU! YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE IN PAPER!" Yuyuko squealed and then hugged Paper Youmu, crinkling her in the process.
"Ack!"
"Aaah! Lady Yuyuko, you're killing my paper counterpart!" Youmu exclaimed, and then was hugged by Paper Yuyuko.
"You're just as adorable as your paper self!"
"Uh, thanks Lady… Paper Yuyuko…" Youmu sweatdropped. "That's a mouthful…"
Yuyuko let go of Paper Youmu, who formed back into herself. "Phew… I didn't realize Lady Yuyuko's other self had quite the bear hug either." She said as Yuyuko giggled.
"As I was saying, we should head off before things get bad." Paper Yukari said as they nodded and then they took off.
Meanwhile, at Bunbunmaru Newspaper…
"Sigh, junk… junk…" Aya sighed as she proceeded to shred papers into the shredder. "Junk… junk… me in paper form… junk… wait, what?" She asked as she looked at herself. "…Eh, I think Hatate is playing a joke." She said and tried to shred her.
"AAAAH!" Paper Aya yelled and hopped away.
"WHAT THE?!" Aya yelled.
"Don't shred me! I wanna live!"
Aya could only stare at her paper self for a couple of seconds… before fainting on the spot. "Uh… you okay?" Paper Aya poked Aya's leg. "Hello? Helloooooo? Anyone in there?"
I always found it weird that Toadsworth, Paper Toadette and the three knuckleheaded minions didn't show up in Paper Jam, but here they are!
And also, here's the first chapter of Paper Jam! Enjoy!
...Also, apparently, Square Enix is doing a Final Fantasy XV/Assassin's Creed crossover. First Mario and Rabbids and now this?!
EDIT: Whoops, I forgot to mention I made a poll. Feel free to check it out!