"Damn it Zetsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pain yells from inside the akasuki hideout.
"Zetsu-sempai why!?" a whinnying little Tobi cries in the corner of the room
"Damn it! What the hell were you thinking!?" Pain slams his hand on the table that was in front of him.
"What? Plants need to spread their seeds every spring" Zetsu glances out the window "what a pretty sky"
Pain sighs "yes I know that…but its fucken autumn!" Pain points to the leaves changing colors. "Wait till fucken spring!?"
"Oh yeah…" he laughed then all of a sudden a book get toss across the room and hit him on the head. "Ouch"
"Go rape some random ninjas not your own team mates!" pain yells pointing to the door to get out
"But…Tobi is so fun to rape!!!" he leaps at Tobi
"Ahh!! Tobi a good boy!" tears roll down from his face, as he clings to himself
Zetsu leaves the hideout walking along the road near the hideout, he start to think about where he might find a cute boy to rape. Or a gang of young ninjas with their backdoor nice and tight.
"Hell I'll take some girls too," he whines as he sits at a nice teashop near the mountain path.
"I'll have some anko's and some green tea" he sits back and waits for his order. He starts to look at the people passing by.
"Hmmm…there aren't that many people that come this deep in the mountains, maybe if I get lucky there might be a group of ninjas on a mission over here" he giggled as an old woman places his order on the table.
~End of chapter 1~