Sorry for any of you who read my first fic, it sucks, and it's forbidden to be read, if only I could delete it.

Anyways, this is my second, try, and it's KuroFai, not Sasuke and Naruto.

I love SasuNaru, yet, it's not my forte, or DouWata.

So here it is…My second try at a fanfic, please, please, enjoy!

*But if it sucks, don't enjoy it at all…run away!

Chapter One-

Where the hell was I now…damn it.

Curse Tomoyo-hime for sending me off to some freak witch, who by the way…

Took my FREAKING SWORD!

Stupid hag, that thing was precious…my precious.

I didn't even want to travel, especially with a circus group.

But apparently it was the only way to return home.

Damn it, and to top it all of, I'm not only sword less, or far from Nihon as hell, I'm stuck with a bunch of freaks, and a white rice ball.

So now, I was sitting in some acquaintances' of the hag's house, waiting for Le Freak to explain something to us.

"Ah…so, who must you be?" A pale blonde man was smiling in the sickest way at me.

"Well, that is Syaron-kun," he pointed to the kid who never left his girlfriends side.

"Sakura-chan…" gloved finger at the girl who never woke up. "Mokona…"

Points at the rice ball, "I'm Fai…its nice to meet you…" he paused stretching his hands towards me. "Kuro-san!" (1)

The man gave me the strangest lopsided grin in the world, before shaking my hand.

EW!

The freaky mage dude touched me!

And what had he called me…?

"HEY WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, ITS KU-RO-GA-NE!"

The other man giggled, seriously giggled, when I tried lunging for his skinny neck.

"It's good that we all," dodged another one of my fists, shit, he's fast. "Know each other…" dodge, dodge, get your scrawny ass back here! "Since we'll be traveling together for a while…" My hands came to an abrupt stop…shit, shit, shit…I WAS going to have to travel with these weirdos…

I watched as our supposed host explained about Kudan whatever, and the rules of this country…or whatever the hell it was, and peeked over to see the boy leaning in eagerly, still holding Sleeping Girly's hand, the white puff, hoping around, and the pale sick guy, sit cross-legged smiling away like there was no tomorrow…

"Kami…I don't deserve this…even if Tomoyo-hime thinks so…I kill for her sake…not for fun…Please…save me Kami!" I whispered, face upturned in despair.

To tell the truth…I think Kami liked to see me be tortured too.

I hate all of you.

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Kuro's POV…what do you guys think?

It's short I know…but it's sounds kinda like him, no?

Please I think I did better on this one, review!

(1)- Kuro-san translates to roughly, Mr. Black…and I think Kurogane means black steel, metal or dragon…I have to make sure…If you know please tell me!

Chicken ramen to all of you…

ChuchuNyan