Puppets and Chocolate

By: Namaja!

A/n: Hello people of the world! I am the all mighty Namaja! This is my first story on fanfiction! I hope it dosen't suck that much! . Rated M for rape, sexual content, language, and violence. Please! Please review!

Peace out, y'all!

Love Namaja

Disclaimer: I do not own any naruto characters! I do own my little bros unfortunally -- !

Chapter One

I Bet He Loves You Too

The sun started to sat as two figures made their way to the enterance of the Akatsuki compound. They were greeted by a shadowy figure. The two whom had just arrived were none other than Sasori No Akasuna and Deidara No Iwa. Thier greeter was Itachi Uchiha.

"Back so soon, Sasori?" Itachi laughed, "I thought Deidara would get in the way!"

"Huh? Is that so? Whatever... I'm going for a shower..." Sasori grunted.

"Oh, really! Wow, that's a first!" Itachi giggled.

"Hey, Danna? Why are you so rude to Itachi-san, un?" Deidara asked as the couple entered their fairly large bedroom. Their room had a personal bathroom, a queen sized four-poster bed, and two dressers. But for this perticular pairing the room also contained several half-worked on puppets, bowls and containers of clay and shaping equipment.

"Why? Because I hate everyone here... I have no use for anyone... But you however, your my teammate, I guess I have to make a exeption..." Sasori sighed as he stepped out of his Akatsuki cloak. Sasori slowly removed his black t-shirt and his netting.

Deidara sighed to himself. His danna was sooooo hot... 'But danna would never like me in return, un... But god, he is soooo hot, un' . "I see Sasori-danna. So you hate everyone but me? Or do you just dislike me?"

Sasori gave Deidara nothing but a grunt as he stepped into to steaming shower. (a/n: Oooh he would be sooo hot in the shower !.)

Sasori's POV:

I stepped into the scolding shower, I didn't feel the boiling droplets of water drip down my chest. I was consentrated on my cock. Everytime I was even close to Deidara my dick would 'jump to life'. I slowly washed my chest and my arms. I could've sworn I was in there for over an hour, because before I knew it Deidara was knocking on the door asking me if I was alright.

"Y-Yes, Deidara! I'm just fine! I'll be right out!" I stuttered.

I stepped out of the shower and looking at my dick again. Now it was...pulsing? Ok, what is wrong with me? I can't be in LOVE with Deidara! (a/n: Oooooh! Yes you are Sasori! o.O)

No one's POV:

Deidara wasn't in the room when Sasori got out. Sasori threw on a pair of boxers and stepped to the open window. He could clearly see Deidara sitting on the roof staring at the full moon in awe.

"Hey, you okay? You can use the shower if you want to. Hey what's wrong?"

Sasori could now see that Deidara was crying. Sobbing. Between his sobs Sasori could hear him singing the chorus of 'I Can't Stop The Rain From Falling' (a/n: By: Cascada)

Deidara started his singing over again. "I can't stop the rain from fallin'! I'm drowin' in these tears I cry!"

Sasori placed his arm around Deidara's waist and carried him to their bed. After Deidara had calmed down Sasori gave him a worried look.

"What's the matter? Are you okay? Is it something I've said?"

Deidara shook his head. "No danna. I'm just confused... I think I'm in love... But I don't know! And I'm sure this other guy dosen't like me back so what's the mother fucking point?"

Sasori just placed a hand on Deidara's waist. "I bet he likes you too. Don't worry..."

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End Notes: Oh my fucking god! My first story and it's actually good! Please review! I won't place another chapter unless you review o.0! I'm proud of myself! Yah! I will put another chapter ASAP! As soon as I get a few reviews! Well have a happy halloween! I'm writing this a week before halloween 2006. Have a bloody halloween! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha! I shall destroy you all! Nahahahahahaha!