Title: Most Illogical
This was a quick fill for a kink_meme way back. I just found this one. I gotta keep better track of these things.
Indeterminate POV
5."...so anyways, I was like 'well get some more guys, and it'll be an even fight--"
"Captain, that is an illogical statement. As you were already outnumbered it started out as an uneven fight. Adding more men to the brawl, opposing you, would not make an even fight." Jim just sighed and sat back. Nothing like a Vulcan to suck the fun out of a bar story.
4."I find this highly illogical, and I refuse to partake in this any further." With a firm nod Spock turned and left the debriefing room. Jim had been in the middle of coersing the bridge crew, and Bones and Scotty, into a game of strip poker. Spock just wasn't having that.
3."Jim..." Spock held back a gasp. "Captain...I must insist you st-stop." Jim had just received a message from Pike, but there had been a few burnt wires so there was a one minute lag from the bridge to his quarters. "Jim, it is illogical for you to continue doing that to my fingers when Admir--" Jim squeezed Spock's pointer finger especially hard.
"No, what's illogical is that you keep talking. You want him to find out what I'm doing?" Spock shook his head and breathed a sigh of relief as Jim moved their hands below the desk.
2."Hah! I knew I'd beat you at chess someday!" Spock rose a single eyebrow.
"It is illogical to revel in a single victory against me when I have over twenty victories over you." Jim only looked slightly put out.
1."Lt. Uhura, I find your request highly illogical, and highly unethical. I had expected better of you." Uhura had the decency to look embarrassed, but not sorry.
"I'm sorry Spock, it's just..." Spock straightened his posture even more.
"It's just what Lt.?" Uhura huffed and handed the camera over to Spock.
"It's just that you two look so damn cute together. I just wanted a picture." Spock deleted the camera's hard drive before replying.
"I fail to see why you would try so deligently to get a picture of the Captain and I kissing."
0."So...uhh...so you don-don't mind this way?" Jim held tightly to Spock's hips as he pushed himself up and down. Jim thrust up as Spock came down and swiveled his hips. He got only a grunt as an answer.
Spock held tighter to Jim's knees and pressed his heels to the mattress to gain more leverage. The continued for several minutes before Jim released his hip in favor of Spock's penis. Spock's body convulsed as he came, but didn't stop moving. Jim came moments later, and helped Spock lay back.
"What...is that...called Jim?"
"Sex?...Oh! Uh...reverse cowboy." Spock 'hmed' and flexed his legs.
"In response to your previous question..."
"Yeah?"
"It is logical to adjust positons during coitus to obtain the most pleasurable effect." Jim laughed and thought about what other positions he could get Spock into.