Me: I'm *cough* BAA*cough* Cough* AACK!
Max: For those of you who can't understand that…
Max and Fang: SHE'S BACK! *Confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling*
Cookie: But she's sick, with a bad cough.
Me: It's *cough cough* a reunion! *cough cough*
Fang, Cookie, and Max: Whaaaaaat?
Me: *writes it down in a notebook*
Cookie: Ohhh, It's a reunion of mostly every Author note character you used. You forgot your split personality.
Me: I *cough cough*…
Fang: She doesn't own anything, so don't sue her.
MPOV
Fang rushed into my room and checked for a fever. Nope, still none. I have to have a fever to go to Medcentral Quick Care doctor's offices. I've gone three days with this stupid cough, and I can't get rid of it. Fang handed me a little cup with red liquid in it. Hmmm… red, we must've started a new bottle. I chugged it down and immediately started gagging.
"Gross! Are you trying to poison me? It actually tastes like cough syrup! It's not supposed to taste like cough syrup!" I ranted.
"Geez! Calm down, I was asked to bring it to you, It's not like I was going to taste it first! Here, this will wash the taste away" He said as he chucked a bottle of Mountain Dew at me.
It was flat, meaning no bubbles, and warm, just the way I liked it. I was so lucky my mom was a vet, cause she knew what worked for a human's cough and a bird's cough. She said to try a week on the human stuff, and if it didn't work she would give me some of her bird meds.
Fang sat down next to me, but as soon as he did Iggy walked in with some homemade chicken noodle soup. Usually, when we had no time for a meal, he'd use soup in a can, but if we had all day, or one of us was sick, he made soup from scratch.
"Fang, you know you are only supposed to be in here long enough to give her meds! Mom doesn't want any more of us sick with this cough!" Iggy exclaimed. Yes, he had started calling my mom 'mom' and so did the others, except Fang, her still called her Dr. M.
The way it worked with the flock when one of us was sick, was us three oldest took care of them. My mom was at work most of the day, and the younger ones were either too young to help, or the ones that got sick in the first place. Iggy was assigned to kitchen staff, because neither Fang nor I could cook. Our poor kids will probably be living off of fast food, but you did NOT just hear that from me. Fang gave the medicine out, and I was either cheering them up, or cleaning up their barf.
Fang looked at me with sad eyes, like it was his fault I was sick, which it so was not. He leaned closer to me, so I pushed him away.
"Fang, like Iggy said, Mom's orders! I will probably be better soon, but I don't want you to get sick. Sorry."
He stormed out of my room with a hurt expression on his face. Eh, I'd talk to him in two hours, when my next dose of medicine was.
Me: *Cough cough* Wrap!
Cookie (my current translator): That's a wrap!
Max: By the way, to anyone who wants to snatch her Author Note characters, Cookie and Split personality, YOU CAN'T!
Fang: But you can snatch us!
Me: *cough cough*
Cookie: If you want me as an OC, you have to ask Winged and she asks me. If I say yes, she tells you yes. If you want her split personality ask Winged.
Max: PM us we're lonely!
Fang: Cookie, wouldn't that whole fiasco be easier if Winged shared her account with y-
Me: *covers his mouth and elbows him in the ribs*
Max: This AN will be continued at a later time… we are having technical difficulties right n- *cough* right now. *cough cough* I HATE YOU WINGED!
R&R to save me from Max's rage!