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Chapter 1: The Begining
It was a fine day in the World of Warcraft. The birds were singing, the squirrels were chittering, the goblins were... goblining. Elvenman and his companion Belen were on a ship headed to Booty Bay. They were on a mission to invade the Undercity, the undead capital which was very far north. Normally, they'd be going to Menethil Harbor,which is much closer, but their boss just had to spend all his money on the new "Orcin' for your Love" CD. That boy band sucks.
Anyway, Belen,a Human paladin, was asleep on the deck while Elvenman, a Night Elf hunter, sat on the side of the ship. Random Person #1 came up to him,"What's wrong?"
"I had too much Pepsi," Elvenman turned to the Random Person #1, "Pepsi, the refreshing thirst quencher!"
"Cool, can I have some?"
"No, my Pepsi!" Elvenman yelled as he kicked Random Person #1 off the ship.
"I loved you like a brother Elvenman! How could you do this to meeeeeeee?" yelled Random Person #1 as he fell into the deep water.
"All this pepsi makes me want to go to the bathroom, but... but... theres no BATHROOM!" yelled Elvenman.
Belen was awoken by Elvenman's screaming of the word bathroom.
"Bathroom, what bathroom? Mommy, I don't like Mr. Bubblebath! AHHHH!" screamed Belen as he awoke.
"Um... Belen?"
"Wh- What?"
"Mr. Bubblebath!"
"He is Evil!"
"I never asked..."
Belen sat up and asked, " How close are we to Booty Bay?"
"About an hour away," replied Elvenman.
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"Let's watch some T.V.," said Belen.
"O.K." said Elvenman as he pulled out a remote and pressed a button. Then a giant plasma screen T.V. came out of the deck.
"Has that always been there?" asked Belen in astonishment.
"You just never pressed the right button on the remote!" explained Elvenman.
"There's only two buttons on the remote, 'On' and 'Picture in Picture'"
"Well, you're just an idiot!" said Elvenman.
"We might as well see what's on T.V." said Belen.
"O.K." replied Elvenman.
"Um... How do you change channels?" asked Belen.
"With the picture in picture button, duh!" answered Elvenman.
"O.K..."
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A/N:Well, The next chapter is going to be them channel surfing so just wait!
Mr.Bubblebath commands you to review, YARGH!