One day, after Fishy's canary ate her cat, Naruto fell out of a tree. He stood up and promptly fell back over,

Yugi-tachi ran by, but as they did, Fishy popped in, handed them a copy of "What Happened?" and, because of the plot, Tea died.

Kaiba walked up to the group with little girl swinging off his arm. She had long blue hair with purple eyes.

Saruman appeared out of nowhere. "Who's that?"

Kita Kitty zapped herself into the story. "There you are Kiki! Bad muse!"

Saruman's eyes grew wide. "Ki...Kitty..." Then he screamed like a little girl. Very unmanly, ne?"

By the power of the scream, Bones came back to life (See "What Happened?").

Kenshin and Sanosuke suddenly appeared. The kawaii little samurai looked up at Sano, and, with a growl, Sano had him pinned to the wall and they started to passionately make out.

Fishy popped out of author-space with Cam (the film less camera that still takes photos) and snapped a picture. It came out and she posted it on her "Kawaii Moments Caught on Film" board. Everybody had to look.

Unbeknownst to Fishy, Kara, Zanny, or Pan, Sia got loose in the DragonBall world.

The first person he sought out was Goku. So he decided to check the kitchen on the Son household. He found him.

As soon as Goku saw the black-haired gay yami, he took off running, his sandwich stuffed in his mouth.

The two chased each other around the house for a while until Goku ran into ChiChi.

"Hide me!" he wailed, cowering behind her.

ChiChi smirked and stepped aside, giving Sia easy reach to Goku. Sia tackle-glomped the sayain. His wife took a picture, handed it to Sia with a note to Fishy, and sent him away.

Rune, Rath, and Thatz were walking through a forest, Rath holding Nadil's head, when a demon appeared. Rath tossed the head to Rune and Thatz dropped...whatever he was carrying. They prepared to fight when Rune decided to have his daily emotional breakdown.

Well, the scene flooded. Rath and Thatz blinked at each other under...uh...tears? Anyway, everything was wet, which was costing the director way too much money, which she didn't have. So, being in debt to Fishy, Sia swam in, decked out in scuba gear, and pulled the plug which was just under Thatz's left foot. All the water drained, and Sia walked flipper-footed off the scene.

Kitty was hanging around Saruman, giggling as she poked him to hear him scream. Strangely enough, she sounded like a crazed fangirl on a mild sugar high. Weird, huh? Anyway, Saruman finally had enough, ordered Kenshin to give him the reverse blade sword, and, with a bit of difficulty, drove it into his chest. He died, duh.

So, another day, another nickel for Fishy, and another empty bottle of aspirin for Fishy's mom. Any questions? Good, they weren't going to be answered anyway. Fishy winks Oh, Fishy would like to say that any and all challenge fics will be welcomed via e-mail, and reviews will be greatly appreciated. Fishy loves to know when she has lowered somebody's IQ a few points.

The End (?)

Requirements!!!

1. One character must commit suicide

2. There must be a quick flood

3. Yugi and all his friends must make an appearance

4. Saruman must scream like a girl.

5. Some random person must do something stupid

6. Tea dies

7. Bones comes back

8. Goku cowers behind his wife