Mr. Curse-Curse-Kill-Kill
Author's Note: This is a song about Wolverine, set to the tune of Dionne Warwick's 'Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang.' Please don't sue- Marvel owns Wolverine and MGM owns James Bond.

He's short and he's dark
Can kill a shark
He's really trouble
Has got the claw-sets double
Mr. Curse-Curse-Kill-Kill

Not suave never smooth
He's kinda crude
And really nasty!
The wounds he gives will last-y
Mr. Curse-Curse-Kill

Mademoiselles and danger
Have filled this mutant's path
With his knife
He cuts their life
Making that day their last!

He's fast, and he's cruel
He's from the school
For gifted people!
He'd toss you off a steeple!
Mr. Curse-Curse-Kill-Kill!
He'll loudly curse!