Wisconsin's adventures

"Hey Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Yelled America as he ran out to his backyard. "Wisconsin! We need more milk!"

He ran up to a girl running around in the yard. She had dark blonde hair, hazel eyes, and a plaid dress on.

"Huh?" She said turning around and running up to him. "Hey America! Sure! I'll get some milk! I'm glad you came to me though, cause California's tastes like shit, eh!" She laughed and ran off to her farm that wasn't too far from America's house. She gathered some milk, and ran back to America's house. She saw California waiting at the front door.

"You made fun off my milk again, didn't you!" He asked angrily.

He had short, light blonde, hair, and was very tanned. He wore sunglasses on his head like a headband, and had on a tee shirt and shorts.

"Yeah, well, it's true, eh." she replied, smirking and walking past him.

She put the milk in the fridge and nabbed some cheese before closing the door. She had three giant pieces of cheddar cheese with her as she walking into his living room. America was on the couch and noticed her walk in.

"Woah, how did you get back so fast, your farm is like a mile away!" He asked surprised.

"Hah! Never underestimate Wisconsin's dairy capabilities! I kick ass in dairy! That's why I am the dairy state!" She exclaimed excitedly, as she took a bite of one of the pieces of cheese.

California walked in and heard what she had said.

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm right behind you and catching up fast. Soon I'LL be the dairy state!" He smirked at her as she glared at him angrily.

She stuck out her tongue and replied, "Yeah, well, I'll kick your ass any day!... As long as it's dairy related."

He laughed and walked out saying, "Ha! Like that'll happen!"

She stared at the doorway he left through for a moment, then plopped on the couch next to America. There was another scary movie on.

"Dude, you know there's a Packer game on today, right? That's the only reason I'm at your house today, remember?" She said, still irritated at California.

"Oh yeah!" He turned it to the channel the game was on.

It was the ultimate rivalry in football, Bears versus Packers.

"Oh! I almost forgot something!" Wisconsin left the room, and came back moments later completely covered in packer fan stuff, and green and gold paint. She also wore a Cheese hat, and had tons of snacks with her.

"Can't do it without these, eh!" She said as she set the snacks on the table. "And the piece de resistance!..." She grabbed out a blue and white bag. "Culvers! Butterburgers from Sauk city! Yeah!"

"Huh?" He looked at it for a moment, then replied. "Nah, I'm fine with McDonalds." He smiled and pulled out a bag of McDonalds Burgers.

"Dammit, America! When will you realize that Culvers Butterburgers are just that much better, eh?" She took out some sweet potato fries from her Culvers bag.

Towards the end of the football game, most of the states had shown up and started to watch, wondering who would win.

In the end it was Packers winning by ten points. Wisconsin jumped up and cheered for ten minutes straight yelling, "Yeah Packers rule!" and "Packers are the most awesome football team ever!"

After her rant, and making up with Illinois for bragging for ten minutes straight, she brought some of her beer.

"I've got Spotted Cow, Budweiser, Fat Squirrel, Totally Naked, ..." She trailed on as the other states looked at her thinking, "Did she just say...?"

Suddenly someone walked in the front door. It was England.

"Hey America! Do you..." He paused seeing all the states in the room.

"Hey Iggy!" He greeted, getting up from the couch.

"I told you to not call me that you bloody idiot!" He yelled, walking in and closing the door.

Wisconsin ran up to him, holding a bottle of beer. "Hey, welcome, would you like some beer?"

"You better not give it to him,. He gets drunk really easy." Said America, grabbing the bottle and chuckling at the comment.

England glared at America. "I can handle a bottle of beer! Don't treat me like some child!" He snatched the bottle from America.

England opened the bottle and chugged it down.

"See I aaam not some blooody chiiilld.." He wobbled back and forth, obviously drunk already.

"Oh boy. You weren't kidding..." Said Wisconsin, who started to direct England towards the couch.

By now, most of the other states had grabbed a beer or two, and had left.

"Sorry, I didn't know he got drunk this easily." She said after letting England plop onto the couch.

"Nah, that's okay. This kind of thing seems to happen almost every week anyways." He replied, walking to the couch.

Wisconsin grabbed two boxes of beer, and headed for the door.

"Well, I'm goin' home now, see ya later!" She exclaimed as she left.

America laughed for a moment and grabbed a bottle of Totally Naked.

"This is still a funny name for a beer."

The next morning, she woke up bright and early.

"Time to get the farm work done..." she said as she rubbed her eyes and sat up. She yawned and got ready. She put on a flannel shirt and jeans, and tied her hair up.

"Yayz! Cheese and Bacon and cheese and eggs and cheese and orange juice and more cheese!" She exclaimed as she ate her breakfast.

After she ate, she started her farm work. When she was almost finished, she saw a car drive up to her house. She finished what she was doing and headed for her house. Canada was knocking on the door as she ran up.

"CANADAAAAA!" She yelled as she jumped onto him for a hug.

He fell to the ground from the sudden surprise attack. She got up off of him and helped him up, then hugged him again.

"Sooooo, How ya doin'?" She asked happily.

"I'm fine." He said while coughing a bit.

"What are ya doin' here?"

"Just visiting..." He replied, seemingly lying.

"Your hiding from someone aren't you?" She asked, giggling for a moment.

"No, I just wanted to visit some friends, but most people just confuse me with America.. and..."

"Us northern American states don't, yeah I get it!" She started laughing as he nodded. "Well, come on in. I just finished my chores."

They walked into her house.

"I need to take a shower sooooo yeah. You can just watch TV, or play with some of my hundreds of cow plushies, or get some super awesome frozen custard, or ice cream, or cheese or..."

"Okay, thank you." He cut her off, knowing that she'd probably go on for hours.

"I'll be back in a few minutes!" She exclaimed as she ran upstairs to her room, then to the bathroom.

Canada went to the fridge and grabbed some frozen custard. He, then, sat on the couch and watched some TV.

A few minutes later, Wisconsin ran downstairs yelling, "CANADAAAAAA!" And plopped onto his lap from the side of the couch.

She got up and pointed at him exclaiming, "So you DO like Culvers!"

"I never said I didn't." he replied, as they both started to laugh.

After a moment, Wisconsin had an idea.

"You know what we should do?" She asked. "We should go cow tipping!"

Her eyes sparkled with excitement.

"Uh... Maybe later..." Said Canada.

"We should go throw stuff off a bridge!"

"N-no..."

"We should go to Noah's Ark Waterpark!"

"U-Um... How about we just watch some TV?..."

"Okay." She smiled at him as he sighed of relief.

A few seconds later she said, "You know, If you don't let me take you there soon, then I'm going to drag you there myself and throw you down the scorpion's tail."

Canada went pale white for a moment, then asked, "H-how about this w-weekend...?"

"Okay!" She replied happily.